Sex

CharleyH

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Amongst all the political threads here, sex might be against the law, but I LOVE IT, so lets talk about it.

Anal sex hurts. Licking pussy is good.

Any other thoughts?
 
Do you like to perform sex with yourself?

:confused: An interesting phrasing and I'm not quite sure how to respond so I'll go with... it wouldn't be enjoyable if I didn't like it. Feels like one of those philosophy class logic problems.
 
...Anal sex hurts...

No. Bad or unskilled anal sex hurts. :cool:


Sex by yourself is still sex and enjoyable. Uh huh.

*Snerk* God bless OhMiBod and a fresh recharge! ;)


I hope to have some today.

Your own fault for being straight! :D


Not if you're doing it right, it doesn't. :D

That's what I"M talk'in about! W00t! :devil:


Do you like to perform sex with yourself?

Muahahahahaha!!! No shit, Sherlock! :D:D:D
 
each time i go out with them, i learn how much fun a manage trios can really be!

YUM!
 
Sex is amazing. Even the worst sex I ever had was worth it. I have given up trying to get any though. I don't know how and all of my efforts have been for naught.
 
when you think about it, sex is a pretty strange thing to do. fun though, except when you start thinking about the strangeness of it all right in the middle of it.
 
pre-sex is almost better that full sex.

a touch here, a nibble there...possibly some biting.
 

"Sex is something I don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it- the same night, as a matter of fact. I spent the whole night necking with a terrible phoney named Anne Louise Sherman. Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God I don't."


-J. D. Salinger
The Catcher In The Rye
New York, 1951

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"......Pearl argued that any man who entertained a lady for so little as two minutes was guilty of a gross offense, not only against her person but also against the peace and dignity of the human race..... [Brodel] had simply never heard that copulation could be prolonged at will- at all events, far beyond the limits he had set..... On the heels of this grotesque discussion Pearl announced the founding of an organization to be called the Society for More and Better Fucking in the Home."


-H. L. Mencken
The Diary of H.L. Mencken
New York, 1989

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"I never did like dirty tales, true or false; if they're any good, they just make you wistful; if not there's nothing more boresome in the world, I reckon."


-Thomas Berger
Little Big Man
New York, 1964

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"For it is part of my craft to make every swain fall in love with me. I do it for sport, for craftsmanship, on a bet, on a dare. My heart fills, my thighs ache; my silk panties moisten; the sense memories of love make me feel that I feel love though I love not- or only love my art- ah, my first acting teacher, Arnold Feibleman, would be proud of me! As would my dear feisty Vivian Lovecraft, my mentor. To make someone believe you are in love when you are not- this is my craft, my witchery. For as I gaze into Wolfgang's eyes, I fall in love with the image of my beloved self that I see there. Oscar Wilde was right: an actress is a little more than a woman, an actor a little more than a man. I cannot help myself, I am in love with the Jessica that Wolfgang is in love with! I am besotted with my craft, like a witch who turns a mouse into a lizard only to prove she can. Poor mouse, poor lizard, what do they know? Acted on as they are by the powers that be, what do they feel when time stops and the fur turns to scale. Poor creatures. Poveretti. We witches, we actresses are as wanton boys to flies; we kill them for our sport."


-Erica Jong
Serenissima, A Novel of Venice
Boston, 1987
 
I NEVER want to understand sex


i just want to have it...lots of it...and all of it on my terms.

its my body, my rules.


granted, i dont have many. :rolleyes:
 
pre-sex is almost better that full sex.

a touch here, a nibble there...possibly some biting.

There is something enticing about the slow incursion into a person's personal space, all in the name of completely invading their personal space.
 
There is something enticing about the slow incursion into a person's personal space, all in the name of completely invading their personal space.

perfectly put.

butt,
then i expect nothing less from you :heart:
 
Had another thought. Everyone knows about the big "O." But I like to think of the less intense engagements as the little "O." For example, the hug and kiss I got today from a lady friend of mine. It was an affection encounter without any sexual overtones. Just a "I am so happy to see you" moment. But at the same time, recognizing the small tingle I got from holding her close and feeling her warm curves pressed against me. The feel of her lips on my face, the sound of her intimate voice making me welcome within her space and the smile she offered that was delightful. I have no intention of having sex with this woman, but there was some level of male/female interaction that was very pleasing.

May be off topic, but I won't ask for forgiveness. Charley can punish me...at least she can try.
 
when I was actually enjoying and having sex....

I loved the 'presex' I love the touching, feeling, stroking, playing....
the little harder things..... biting, sucking, rubbing....

anal sex for me was always... delicious... hot... nasty... needy... all a matter of complete take and complete give...

vaginal sex has it's moments...

oral sex... sometimes feeling a cock slide into my mouth and down my throat can be a heady thing especially if the man is truly responsive and reacts without holding back....

sometimes I miss sex
 
I have never performed oral on a woman. Don't take that the wrong way. I'm not being selfish and saying that I wouldn't. I would like to have the opportunity to try it out, but neither of the women I have been with would allow me to. Very weird...
 
A good day on the golf course is better than...

wait

A bad day fishing...

no

A bad day golfing is better than a good day at work...

hmmm

bad sex is better than great golf...

or fishing.

:)
 
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