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Havocman
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irontoto....Membership level is dependent upon the nuber, er I mean number (just a little joke Wiz) of postings that you've made...just hang in there for a few more posts...usually switches over to full Member status at around 30 or so.
But as far as I can tell, it doesn't really do anything special for you...I could be wrong though...Laurel, does it change anything, I mean they do say that Membership has its privileges???
Havoc
But as far as I can tell, it doesn't really do anything special for you...I could be wrong though...Laurel, does it change anything, I mean they do say that Membership has its privileges???
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Laurel
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But as far as I can tell, it doesn't really do anything special for you...I could be wrong
though...Laurel, does it change anything, I mean they do say that Membership has its
privileges???
Yes... A parade is thrown in your honor. You ride in a black convertible, flanked by lovely, curvy women in thong bikinis. Crowds cheer, and old women throw money and panties at you. You and the ladies then have a lovely lunch at Mr. A's in San Diego - lobster, wine, and one of the best views in the city. You then retreat to La Costa Spa, where you enjoy a thorough (!) rubdown, sauna, and Jacuzzi. The ladies then take you back to your hotel, where you enjoy glorious group sex.
Or something like that - I could have the details wrong.
though...Laurel, does it change anything, I mean they do say that Membership has its
privileges???
Yes... A parade is thrown in your honor. You ride in a black convertible, flanked by lovely, curvy women in thong bikinis. Crowds cheer, and old women throw money and panties at you. You and the ladies then have a lovely lunch at Mr. A's in San Diego - lobster, wine, and one of the best views in the city. You then retreat to La Costa Spa, where you enjoy a thorough (!) rubdown, sauna, and Jacuzzi. The ladies then take you back to your hotel, where you enjoy glorious group sex.
Or something like that - I could have the details wrong.
Nobody Special
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Yes Ravenloft, they did cum, but you where not home so they came over to my place and initated me into becoming a member.
Face it Ravenloft, you slept during your parade and missed the free meal, and those women, OUCH!!!!, I don't know how you missed them, Damn, they where hot. Thanks for the Party Laural, though I don't like seafood it was great. Better than I could Imagin. (Imagine being the KEY word
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Nobody Special
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Hey Laurel If I quit and come back, do I get another Party??????? Last one was just too much fun.!!!
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Nobody Special
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It's not my fault you wouldn't cum to the door when a beutiful woman knocks on it asking for you. But then again your PUSSY might have scared her away with his purring, But I'm betting on the first one.
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Ravenloft
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Ladies and gentlemen, he almost succeded in burning me that time... I do believe you're getting closer to your mark though! You started with expectantly, merthful smiles but ended it with the infamous "What the fuck was that supposed to mean." head shake... Better luck next burn...
Dammit, I thought the whole member/junior thing had to do with penis size. Shit.
BTW, Laurel, can you change it so mine says "Full Fledged Member". I've always wanted to be a "Full Fledged Member".
BTW, what does Fledge mean? (Deborah?? HELP!!)
BTW, Laurel, can you change it so mine says "Full Fledged Member". I've always wanted to be a "Full Fledged Member".
BTW, what does Fledge mean? (Deborah?? HELP!!)
Fallen Angel
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Man have things changed, why when I made member you only got Viva paper towels.
Now a parade! I'm just glad that all those member dues go for something worthwhile.
Now a parade! I'm just glad that all those member dues go for something worthwhile.
Fallen Angel
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Man have things changed, why when I made member you only got Viva paper towels.
Now a parade! I'm just glad that all those member dues go for something worthwhile.
Now a parade! I'm just glad that all those member dues go for something worthwhile.
Fallen Angel
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Beebeeblue
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***Dammit, I thought the whole member/junior thing had to do with penis size. Shit.***
Damn I hope not. You know, being a girl and all. That would suck.
Damn I hope not. You know, being a girl and all. That would suck.
"Yes... A parade is thrown in your honor. You ride in a black convertible, flanked by lovely, curvy women in thong bikinis. Crowds cheer, and old women throw money and panties at you. You and the ladies then have a lovely lunch at Mr. A's in San Diego - lobster, wine, and one of the best views in the city. You then retreat to La Costa Spa, where you enjoy a thorough (!) rubdown, sauna, and Jacuzzi. The ladies then take you back to your hotel, where you enjoy glorious group sex."
That's about how I remember it, Laurel, 'cept it was thir hotel not mine!
That's about how I remember it, Laurel, 'cept it was thir hotel not mine!
