Sex With Ducks!

[Byron In Exile]

Pat Robertson came up with this strange analogy in discussing gay marriage.

"What if you had someone who liked to have sex with ducks?"

In two days these girls had this video up on Youtube.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

Pat Robertson once said
It's a long downward slide
That would lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men could stand side by side

God, I hope he's right!
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
I'm gonna find myself a duck
And legally do... something awful

Ducks! Sex with ducks! We'll do it in the rain
Ducks! Yeah, ducks! Got those web-feet on my brain
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle

It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one and the same
...

 

[slyc_willie]

Would that be heterosexual or homosexual sex with ducks?

Makes all the difference, yannow.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Would that be heterosexual or homosexual sex with ducks?

Makes all the difference, yannow.

Pat Robertson wasn't specific.

But, if homosexual marriage were to become lawful, and that led to sex with ducks, then we can safely assume that both heterosexual and homosexual sex with ducks would be okay.

 

[slyc_willie]

Pat Robertson wasn't specific.

But, if homosexual marriage were to become lawful, and that led to sex with ducks, then we can safely assume that both heterosexual and homosexual sex with ducks would be okay.

I find it funny that Robertson would specifically mention ducks. Doesn't he have a duck pond on his property?

Maybe it's time to reassess the real reasons why ducks waddle . . . .

 

[oggbashan]

I find it funny that Robertson would specifically mention ducks. Doesn't he have a duck pond on his property?

Maybe it's time to reassess the real reasons why ducks waddle . . . .

Maybe he has been reading about the British Member of Parliament who claimed for a new duck house on his pond (not the same as the MP who claimed for cleaning the moat of his castle).

Duck House video

Apparently the ducks didn't like the new house. Perhaps they saw it as the equivalent of being banished to the dog house.

Og

 

[Liar]

Dibs on Daisy.

 

[Verdad]

Clearly, gay marriage has eroded the standards. In the old days, the line was drawn at swans.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Leda.jpg

 

[Saucy_Sage]

So that child's game, "Duck, Duck, Goose," is about a menage a trois?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Those two are good! What a hoot, er, quack.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Maybe he has been reading about the British Member of Parliament who claimed for a new duck house on his pond (not the same as the MP who claimed for cleaning the moat of his castle).

Duck House video

Apparently the ducks didn't like the new house. Perhaps they saw it as the equivalent of being banished to the dog house.

Og

"Foxes can swim"!

Oops! lol...

 

[Handley_Page]

There were reports at one time about a place in Thailand where ducks were provided for the relief of customers watching the sex show.

Lends a new meaning to the phrase "Fuck a Duck".

But it has nothing whatever to do with gays. . . . . . . .

 

[TE999]

Pat Robertson quacks me up.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Those two are good! What a hoot, er, quack.

I can't get over the water-wings. So cute!

 

[TE999]

Clearly, gay marriage has eroded the standards. In the old days, the line was drawn at swans.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Leda.jpg

Leda was such a slut for swans.

 

[Boxlicker101]

What's so strangen about sex with ducks?
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=358972

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I much prefer First Nations ladies with a taste for bears.

 

[JamesSD]

Ducks? Pffft, everyone knows it's all about Storks.
Stork Patrol

 

[ferociouskittycat]

where the hell do you find this stuff?

cr...quacked me up... got any more?

 

[myking35]

This is odd. I never heard about this kind of sex!

 

[Byron In Exile]

This is odd. I never heard about this kind of sex!

Pat Robertson sort of invented it.

 

[slyc_willie]

Pat Robertson sort of invented it.

. . . and Whoopi Goldberg made it famous.

 

[oggbashan]

Just what you've always wanted...

Now you can accommodate your duck partners in appropriate splendour...

MP's Duck House for sale

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Did someone mention sex with ducks?

Og

 

[sr71plt]

I would think that Pat Robertson meant sex with Muslim terrorist ducks.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Pat Robertson sort of invented it.

God invented it, and told Pat about it.