Sex while watching TV

[Sillyman]

Have you ever had sex while watching TV at the same time? Have you ever wanted to watch TV more than have sex?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Tammygurl]

I don't know about anybody else but I'd be insulted if my BF wanted to watch tv while we were doing the deed.

 

[enjoyingitall]

During football season..yep..almost every Sunday. We stay in bed to watch the early games and usually have sex during the game. Gives new meaning to "TouchDown!!"

 

[penguindance]

 

[J.B.]

well how about when you sitdown to watch a movie, you end up naked on the couch, & the movie's still playing in the background??
what does that count as?

 

[someplace]

Worst sexual encounter I ever had

In another lifetime I was involved in politics and ended up in bed with a presidential advisor following an important televised event. The guy lay there and watched the tv reports in the middle of our encounter. I don't know why he bothered and what I was thinking. I was drunk, but STILL! <makes disgusted sounds at herself...> What WAS I thinking? It was awful. Thinking about tv and sex brought it all back. <yucky shivers bleck!>

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Does porn count?

 

[Wiggles]

I've been guilty on a few occasions.

 

[Ice Cold]

Of course... a woman's ass crack can hold a remote very nicely.

 

[Chicklet]

Mine mostly happened when I was trying to make the parents think I was NOT having sex. But sometimes the x-files can be distracting.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Several times the mood has taken over while watching tv, but once we started, we stopped watching.

 

[Sillyman]

Does porn count?

No, although watching a video does count.

 

[weed]

Why would I want to watch TV while having sex?

 

[DevilBoy79]

Oh lord this happened the one time, when Jerry was on and had weired fetishes, some guy was putting fish down his pants, and all over his body , even using one to give himself a blowjob, we had to stop and see, it was a total trip, but of course we went back to having our fun afterwards

 

[Private Vasquez]

I can't be disturbed by any penis while I'm trying to watch Dateline NBC.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

ummmmm

for us Canadians who are involved with a sports' junkie for lover its almost obligitory 2 do the deed while watching hockey nite in Canada

 

[LukkyKnight]

I can't be disturbed by any penis while I'm trying to watch Dateline NBC.

What about a tongue?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

No, although watching a video does count.

As opposed to the stuff I get on prime time cable?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Depends on where the tongue is.

Tongue between my toes is no need to peel my eyes away from Jane Pauly and Stone Phillips. And tongues don't go in ears, either.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Tongues and lips go to the nape of the neck, the side of the ribs, the back of the knee, the navel, and the lips... now turn off the TV.

 

[Private Vasquez]

No elbows? Gee, I don't know...

 

[Sillyman]

Not counting porn, whether from a video or cable, hardcore or softcore.

Watching a non-porn tape does count though.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Then perhaps I can teach you...

Now turn OFF the TV...

 

[Private Vasquez]

wait...wait. This is the good part.