Sex Thread

[sophia jane]

PMSL! You guys are too much!

SJ

 

[NoJo]

I'm quite lucky, one of my work colleagues has a voice exactly like Crazy Frog; it saved me having to download the audio -- I just call him up instead.

 

[Dar~]

I'm choosing to ignore this statement.

CD you aren't most guys. just most of the guys I new at that age hadn't figured out how to pleasure a woman and weren't particularly interested in learning.

 

[Guest]

http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/collections/1988/images/df1988-1087.gif

I love it!

But the table lamps scared me.

Kind of pseudo-sexual, phallic-implied monsters.

Or something.

 

[NoJo]

I've only had phone sex twice but they were both incredible

You should think about changing your tarriff now, before the next phone bill.

 

[Liar]

I love it!

But the table lamps scared me.

Kind of pseudo-sexual, phallic-implied monsters.

Or something.

No more caffeine for you, guttermind.





What do you mean "this is a sex thread" ?

 

[Dar~]

Yeah I love British phone sex I had it changed and now its only 4 cents a minute.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I love it!

But the table lamps scared me.

Kind of pseudo-sexual, phallic-implied monsters.

Or something.

I never would have noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out.

Funny how you noticed it.

 

[Guest]

No more caffeine for you, guttermind.

What do you mean "this is a sex thread" ?

It is?

Gracious. And me without my vibrator.

(Be right back.)

 

[Liar]

I'm quite lucky, one of my work colleagues has a voice exactly like Crazy Frog; it saved me having to download the audio -- I just call him up instead.

I've always wanted to shove a burning telephone pole up that frog's ass. Do you think your colleauge could be a substitute for that too?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Sex? What's that? Is it something I should do?

BTW I am probably more kinky in real life than the stories I write. Scary thought, yes?

 

[AppleBiter]

I was just thinking about starting a thread about this, but I can ask here instead- are you as kinky in RL as your characters are in your stories? Or do you have a plain sex life and only express your kinky side through your writing?

To answer my own question- I'm as kinky in RL as I am in my stories.

SJ

I'm actually kinkier in RL than I am in my stories. I guess I don't write about some of the more twisted things I'm into because I'm not sure what kind of an audience there would be for it.

 

[Guest]

I never would have noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out.

Funny how you noticed it.

Well, I don't like to brag.

 

[NoJo]

Sex? What's that? Is it something I should do?

BTW I am probably more kinky in real life than the stories I write. Scary thought, yes?

Off to read your stories....

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Off to read your stories....

Noooo don't do it...you'll never look at me the same again....

 

[Liar]

Noooo don't do it...you'll never look at me the same again....

Too late, I already have.

My oh my.

 

[sophia jane]

It is?

Gracious. And me without my vibrator.

(Be right back.)

Didn't you know- you should keep your vibrator with you at all times, in case of emergency?

SJ

 

[Liar]

Well, I don't like to brag.

Back already?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Too late, I already have.

My oh my.

ACK!!!!

*runs blushing from the thread*

 

[Liar]

ACK!!!!

*runs blushing from the thread*

So then you're running blushing, without a thread?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

So then you're running blushing, without a thread?

dammit..no commas...

but ummm yea..I ran from the thread, blushing furiously....

 

[Guest]

Didn't you know- you should keep your vibrator with you at all times, in case of emergency?

SJ

I don't know what came over me.

To be in the AH, discussing writerly topics with brilliant minds, and yet - unprepared.

*sob*

 

[sophia jane]

I don't know what came over me.

To be in the AH, discussing writerly topics with brilliant minds, and yet - unprepared.

*sob*

It's okay. We'll forgive you this time. But next time- you get a spanking!

SJ

 

[Guest]

It's okay. We'll forgive you this time. But next time- you get a spanking!

SJ

This is of course the obvious reply, but why do I have to wait until the next time?

 

[NoJo]

Noooo don't do it...you'll never look at me the same again....

I'm going to have to start over from the first picture in your pic thread...