Sex that we didn't see in films

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This is just an idea right now and was wondering what everyone thought of it.
Okay, your favorite film - the two main characters are making eyes at one another, there are a couple of suggestive lines of dialog, the couple kisses passionately, and then the scene changes, and we are left to assume the characters are doing the horizontal mambo off-screen.

I'm thinking about a series of celebrity/fan fiction shorts, just on those sex scenes we didn't see. For instance, in Smokey and the Bandit, there's a scene when we are led to believe the Bandit and Frog (Sally Fields' character) are getting it on in the woods, during a few moments of downtime. I think it would be fun as hell, to create that sex scene. As mild or wild as I want.

Maybe even a Writers Challenge? I'd love to hear your thoughts on the subject.
 
In North By Northwest, when Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint are together in the train sleeper car initially they aren’t shown doing anything (because in 1959 movies only married people fucked) but the train going through the tunnel was meant to symbolize they were fucking. Would like to see this scene written out, as she was implied to be James Mason’s mistress, whoring herself to Grant. Would her pussy contain residuals of Mason’s cum as Grant fucked her?
 
There is a sex scene that is cut short in 1967's Bonnie and Clyde, when the couple finally overcome Clyde's erectile dysfunction or whatever is bugging him. I like that scene when Faye Dunaway (as Bonnie) says, "The only thing special about you is your peculiar ideas about love making, which is no love making at all!" A bit later, they resolve that problem, but it mostly take place off-camera.

Her rant is at the end of this scene, and as usual Dunaway is impressive.

 
In North By Northwest, when Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint are together in the train sleeper car initially they aren’t shown doing anything (because in 1959 movies only married people fucked) but the train going through the tunnel was meant to symbolize they were fucking. Would like to see this scene written out, as she was implied to be James Mason’s mistress, whoring herself to Grant. Would her pussy contain residuals of Mason’s cum as Grant fucked her?
Always amazed at how blatantly suggestive this scene was for the time. Even just the flirty conversation in the dining car was over the top. And as a gay man I can happily say that Eva Marie Saint is the sexiest woman I have ever set eyes on, with Eva Green a close second. And speaking of Eva, there are sex scenes in every Bond film which could be played out in fan fiction.
 
Always amazed at how blatantly suggestive this scene was for the time. Even just the flirty conversation in the dining car was over the top. And as a gay man I can happily say that Eva Marie Saint is the sexiest woman I have ever set eyes on, with Eva Green a close second. And speaking of Eva, there are sex scenes in every Bond film which could be played out in fan fiction.
Amen. Even at 98, she still looks great!

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....... And speaking of Eva, there are sex scenes in every Bond film which could be played out in fan fiction.

The Bond franchise was the first thing I thought of when opening this thread.

Also, there was a scene in Spartacus where Crassus (Lawrence Olivier) is trying to seduce Antoninus (Tony Curtiss) with some sly talk about how he likes both snails and oysters. I don't recall if it is implied that they shagged or not, but it's an interesting scene to try to imagine!
 
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The Pitch Perfect films queerbait the audience the whole time. Pretty much every time Brittany Snow’s character interacts with Anna Kendrick’s, it’s like it’s obvious they’re secretly fucking off camera. It’s a shame they didn’t follow through because the actresses had great chemistry and it would’ve been a sweet end to a dumb series to see them get together.
 
In my mind, the ones who appeared on screen together, but were maybe adversarial would make a more interesting sex scene. Then the next day, they go back to their bickering but it's clearly less hostile. The other people wonder what the hell happened, while the two adversaries are enjoying their secret.
 
It's been quite a while since I've seen the Graduate. There's NO sex scene? Interesting, I think that one will be the first one I do. Great thinking!
The motion picture rating system was introduced in 1968. 1967 releases like The Graduate and Bonnie and Clyde were considered daring at the time, but their sex scenes were very mild by today's standards. The violence in the latter film was rather intense, but even that has been surpassed by modern horror films and even television shows (e.g., The Walking Dead.)
 
In my mind, the ones who appeared on screen together, but were maybe adversarial would make a more interesting sex scene. Then the next day, they go back to their bickering but it's clearly less hostile. The other people wonder what the hell happened, while the two adversaries are enjoying their secret.

I agree. Any come to mind?
 
I agree. Any come to mind?
Something close to that is Sunset Boulevard (1950). There are many indications that Joe Gilis is banging Norma Desmond. He has become an inadvertent gigolo, but he needs access to her money and she needs to feel young again. The ending really clinches it. An earlier scene:


Maybe the movie is actually better because the sex is implied, rather than depicted. Later we find out that the poor butler (the guy who picks up her hair-pin) is actually her ex-husband. I guess he needs the money too, no matter how humiliating it is.
 
I always thought so too. Bet she was a screamer.
The real Gloria Swanson was married six times. You had to be in Hollywood to get away with that.

Barbara Stanywck was even better. She was sexier with her clothes on than most actresses are with their clothes off. In Double Indemnity sex between Phyllis and Walter Neff is essential for the plot. Love the flirty banter in this scene. Like Sunset Boulevard, this is also a Billy Wilder film.


"How fast was I going, officer?"
 
I'm more along the line of Sigourney Weaver and Steven Lang in Avatar, I'm talking real adversaries. Maybe Sigourney does it under duress to save the Home Tree, then Quaritch(Lang) reneges on the deal and Sigourney gets her revenge when her flying dragon eats him or sets him afire. BTB scenario in reverse.

What if Lou Grant uses his position to turn sweet Mary Tyler Moore into his personal ASSistant? Poor Murray who has had a secret crush on MTM for years is made to watch.

I appreciate your interest and thought, but I'm not talking about "what if" couplings. I'm going to do couplings that DID happen in the film. Just offscreen.

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David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are an obvious screen couple to consider, but I never thought there was much sexual tension between them. Having seen him in Californication I can only ever imagine him now with much younger women, and not always one at a time…..
 
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