Sex Study

[lilminx]

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original
and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

 

[lickerish]

what the hell is the 'Italian chandelier' and who's gonna demonstrate it?!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

lickerish... how about me and you try it out... lilminx can tell us if it's right

 

[Wizard]

what the hell is the 'Italian chandelier' and who's gonna demonstrate it?!

I was wondering the same thing.......................

 

[Phoenyx]

You forgot one.



trying to figure out where lil minx's glo sticks went.....200 calories.

 

[celiaKitten]

What if it's his father knocking at the door - and what if his father is your math teacher????

I don't think I just burned calories - that skimmed a few years off my life!

 

[Phoenyx]

what the hell is the 'Italian chandelier' and who's gonna demonstrate it?!

I know what it is.
It would be easier to show you than tell you...
do you know what a slam dunk is?

 

[lilminx]

You forgot one.



trying to figure out where lil minx's glo sticks went.....200 calories.

LMAO- my glowsticks were edited out by Lobito...

And what IS an Italian Chandelier? Please tell us, oh sex guru....

 

[freakygirl]

and my mother wonders why i hang out here so much

jeez.. the things you learn.. I should have been coming here for years..

now.. that italian thing.. please tell..show pictures if possible

 

[Phoenyx]

And what IS an Italian Chandelier? Please tell us, oh sex guru....

It involves some strong rope, some netting, a pulley ad a room with a high roof.

 

[lilminx]

Sounds like fun- have you ever done it?

 

[Phoenyx]

Sounds like fun- have you ever done it?

Nope but ive done alot of reading.
I wanna try it some day!!

 

[LRC]

It involves some strong rope, some netting, a pulley ad a room with a high roof.

And an offer you can't refuse .....

 

[lilminx]

Nope but ive done alot of reading.
I wanna try it some day!!

Hmmmm..... *thinking*.....

 

[lickerish]

do you know what a slam dunk is?

of course.. *ears perked* do tell.. more!

 

[Phoenyx]

of course.. *ears perked* do tell.. more!

You get a basket ball hoop.
The woman sits inside and the guy does her from underneath.

 

[lickerish]

hmm.. well it gets an A+ for creativity.

 

[lilminx]

I think the Italian Chandelier sounds more interesting and fun. now I need someone to help me prove it!

 

[Phoenyx]

If you use a rotating pulley you you can spin her a bit as you raise her up and down.

 

[lickerish]

lickerish... how about me and you try it out... lilminx can tell us if it's right

whoops, missed this the first time round..

I will, only if you promise to Bite Me!



(that could be taken badly, but you know what I mean Fly )

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

whoops, missed this the first time round..

I will, only if you promise to Bite Me!



(that could be taken badly, but you know what I mean Fly )

w00t.. any time girl any time *Fangs*

 

[modest mouse]

I would suggest purchasing a sex swing rather than a basketball hoop and a bunch of pullies, not to mention a high ceilinged room. The swings are only about $100.

Put an eye hook in a beam and let the fun begin. Put it on your X-mas list.