Sex Slang Interactive

[sweet_marie]

Hello to All
Well I am a rather new member to Lit, but I love it! Yeah for free speach!!!

I want to know all about sex slang. Post your favorites, or questions about one you heard but don't know what it means, and lets have fun. Given the diversity of this website, this is going to be great. For those of us who like to write stories, this might be invaluable.

I'll start...

Pearl necklace: common name for ejaculating on upper chest and neck of a woman

 

[carrie-on]

Welcome to Lit..sweet marie. We have a lot of good folks around and I'm sure you will get a lot of response to this thread.

FUCK=Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge

 

[fathom7]

Personal funny ones -- linked that is:

Choking the chicken OR

Doing Colonel Sander's Dirty Work

slang for male masturbation.

 

[sweet_marie]

Welcome to Lit..sweet marie. We have a lot of good folks around and I'm sure you will get a lot of response to this thread.

FUCK=Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge

Fantastic...there really are a lot of good folks...thanks for the welcome!

One question for anyone in the know: when does my profile pic turn up when I post?

 

[sweet_marie]

Personal funny ones -- linked that is:

Choking the chicken OR

Doing Colonel Sander's Dirty Work

slang for male masturbation.

lol...the colonel sander's one I haven't heard...thanks!

 

[carrie-on]

LOL fathom...everytime i hear choking a chicken i think about my grandson who was 5 at the time and he asked me if i ever choked a chicken...(we raised them at the time) I laughed and said "no..have you?" He said " No but i always wanted to." I asked him then if he knew aht it meant...and he says so seriously 'No..but my Dad says it's the same thing as spanking my monkey "

Marie...you can get a pic when you have 100 posts..smile

 

[Cathleen]

Personal funny ones -- linked that is:

Choking the chicken OR

Doing Colonel Sander's Dirty Work

slang for male masturbation.

Oh dear Lord...... I had never heard of that! Too freaking funny!

LOL fathom...everytime i hear choking a chicken i think about my grandson who was 5 at the time and he asked me if i ever choked a chicken...(we raised them at the time) I laughed and said "no..have you?" He said " No but i always wanted to." I asked him then if he knew aht it meant...and he says so seriously 'No..but my Dad says it's the same thing as spanking my monkey "

Carrie that is hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs guys.

Marie, welcome to Lit - have a ton of fun.

 

[TRICKY DICKIE]

Rusty Bullet Hole = Asshole
Sausage-Jockey=Male homosexual

 

[sweet_marie]

That really is funny! When I was a kid, we had chickens all the time and my brothers would quite innocently yell about choking the chickens. At least, I think it was innocent......hmmmmm
Thanks for the post-pic info...couldn't figure it out

LOL fathom...everytime i hear choking a chicken i think about my grandson who was 5 at the time and he asked me if i ever choked a chicken...(we raised them at the time) I laughed and said "no..have you?" He said " No but i always wanted to." I asked him then if he knew aht it meant...and he says so seriously 'No..but my Dad says it's the same thing as spanking my monkey "

Marie...you can get a pic when you have 100 posts..smile

 

[sweet_marie]

Marie, welcome to Lit - have a ton of fun.

Thanks, I'm having fun already

 

[sweet_marie]

Rusty Bullet Hole = Asshole
Sausage-Jockey=Male homosexual

hmmm....very interesting...thanks!

 

[tymeblind]

hot backdoor action is slang for



























hot backdoor action...

 

[sweet_marie]

lol....i would think so
Love the panties

 

[jedi5]

chocolate starfish = asshole

earning your brown wings = having anal sex for the first time

 

[DLL]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh will you people just sit down and let me enlighten you...I live in NY and I think i heard all of these..hers my list of fuck terms

A bit of the old in & out
Act of darkness, The
Adam and Eve it
All's well when ends meet

Backseat mambo
Baking cookies
Ball
Bang
Bash the beaver
Be in a woman's beef
Be up to one's balls
Beast with two backs
Beasty rendezvous, The
Beat cheeks
Beat someone up with an ugly stick
Bed boogie, The
Bed-pressing
Beef in yo taco
Boff your brains out
Bohemian cluster fuck
Boink
Boom-boom
Bone dance
Bone someone
Bonk
Boof
Bop someone
Breed
Bump and grind
Bump bellies
Bump uglies
Bumpin' fuzzies
Bunny fuck
Burping the worm in the mole hole
Bury the baby leg
Bury the bone
Bury the weenie
Bush patrol
Butter the muffin
Buzz the brillo

Carnal gymnastics
Churning butter
Clean her pipes
Clean the carpet
Crashing the custard truck
Cream someone
Creamin'
Cut the mustard

Dance the buttock jig
Dance the matrimonial polka
Dance the mattress jig
Deed, The
Dip the chip
Dip your wick
Dirty work at the crossroads
Dive in the dark, A
Diving for pearls
Do a lewd infusion
Do some ladies' tailoring
Do the chores
Doona dance
Drill for (anal) oil
Drilling the ditch
Drive home

Eat cauliflower
Eat hymeneal sweets
Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
Enjoy a flesh session
Exchange bodily fluids

Featherbed jig
Feed the dummy
Feed the kitty
Filling the cream doughnut
Fit end to end
Fit her clap flap
Five knuckle shuffle
Fix her plumbing
Flop in the hay
Fornication
Four-legged frolic
Front door action
Fuck
Funky Chicken, The

Genital exercise
Get a belly full of marrow pudding
Get a shove in your blind eye
Get creamy
Get into someone's pants
Get it on
Get Jack in the orchard
Get some stank on the hang low
Get oats from someone
Get stretched
Get your chimney swept out
Get your end wet
Get your hair cut
Get your jollies
Get your leather stretched
Get your nuts cracked
Get your oil changed
Get your rocks off
Gild the lily
Give a hole to hide in
Give a woman a shot
Give hard for soft
Give her a hosing
Give her a pat
Give her the business
Give her the high hard one
Give juice for jelly
Give pussy a taste of cream
Give someone a stab
Give someone the works
Give the dog a bone
Glazing the donut
Go belly-to-belly
Go fishing
Go like a rat up a drainpipe
Go to town
Goose someone
Grease her
Grease the wheel
Grind your tool
Growling at the badger

Hammer someone
Hanky panky
Haul your ashes
Have a bit of curly greens
Have a bit of fish
Have a bit of giblet pie
Have a bit of pork
Have a bit of split mutton
Have a bit of sugar stick
Have a bit of summer cabbage
Have a bit of the cramstick
Have a hot roll with cream
Have a joy ride
Have a nooner
Have a piece of tail
Have a poke
Have a squeeze and a squirt
Have a turn on your back
Hide the salami
Hide the sausage
Hippity dippity
Hit it
Hokey-pokey
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
Horizontal exercises
Horizontal hula
Horizontal hustle
Horizontal jogging
Horizontal mambo
Horizontal polka
Horizontal tango
Horizontalize
Hose someone
Hot beef injection
Hot dog in a jungle
Hump
Humpity dumpity
Humpty dance, The
Humpty dumpty

Impale someone
Introduce Charlie

Jab someone
Jiggle someone
Juice someone
Jump someone's bones

Knock boots
Knocking mops

Lay some pipe
Lie feet up
Lift a leg on someone
Light the lamp
Lose the match and pocket the stake

Make baskets
Make ends meet
Make grass sandwiches
Make her grunt
Make it
Makin' bacon
Making babies
Making whoopee
Mattress dancing
Mattress mambo
Mingle limbs
Mix your peanut butter
Mixing the baby juice
Mommy-daddy dance
Mount someone

Nail
Nasty, The
Naughty, The
Nibble someone
Nookie
Nooner
Nose painting

Parallel park
Parking (the car)
Parking the beef bus in tuna town
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
Parting the Pink Sea
Pass the gravy
Peel your best end
Phallicize someone
Picnic in the lawn
Plant a man
Plant your seed
Play at in-and-out
Play at tops-and-bottoms
Play cars and garages
Play doctor
Play hide the hot dog
Play hide the weenie
Play on the hair court
Play pickle-me, tickle-me
Play the game of twenty toes
Play tiddlywinks
Plook
Plow someone
Plug and play
Plug someone
Poke in the whiskers
Poke someone
Pop it in
Pork
Pound someone
Pot the pink
Pray with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pump someone
Put Percy in the playpen
Put the bee in the hive
Put the boots to someone
Put the devil into Hell
Put your root down
Put your snake in the grass
Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin

Quickie

Ram someone
Rear attack
Ride someone
Ride the hobby horse
Ride the baloney pony
Ride the pink pony
Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
Ring her bell
Rock the casbah
Roll in the hay
Romp in the hay
Roughin' up the suspect
Rub bacons
Rub one out
Rump splitting
Rump work

Saucing the clam
Saw off a chunk
Schtupp someone
Screw
Scrog
Sew your wild oats
Sexercize
Shag
Shake a skin coat
Shake the sheets
Shoot the moon
Shoot your wad
Shucking the oyster
Sink it in
Sink the soldier
Slap skins
Slap some skin
Slip someone the hot beef injection
Smashing pissers
Sow your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spear the bearded clam
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
Storm the trenches
Stretch leather
Stuff the beaver
Stuff the taco
Suck the sugar-stick
Swiping the V-card

Take a belly-ride
Take a turn in the stubble
Take it to the car wash
Take the jism trail
Take the starch out of someone
Taking a break
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh boat to tuna town
Tear off a piece
Tell a bedtime story
Thread the needle
Throw a leg over
Throw another log on the fire
Throw the meat at her
Tossing off a batch of baby batter
Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Train through a tunnel
Trim the buff
Twat raking
Two-backed beast
Two in the pink, one in the stink

Ugly, The
Up to ya nuts in guts
Uppy downy

Varnish your cane
Visit the Netherlands

Walk the dog
Wallpaper the closet
Water the lawn
Waterbed waltz
Wet your wick
Whitewash someone
Wild thing, The
Wind up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wink wink, nudge nudge
Work the hairy oracle

Yodel in the valley
Yodeling in the gulley

Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh

 

[Chance_is_a Lady]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh will you people just sit down and let me enlighten you...I live in NY and I think i heard all of these..hers my list of fuck terms

I may have missed it, but what about eating a furburger?

 

[Quoll]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh will you people just sit down and let me enlighten you...I live in NY and I think i heard all of these..hers my list of fuck terms............................

Dear Long Lister strikes again.
You can just sniff these out can`t you.
Damn Lovely Lingerie

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

Here's one:

To earn one's red badge of courage

 

[Quoll]

Found it.

There are a few on this thread too.

Diddling the squid.

 

[Sulk]

Some polite sounding sex slang...

Lyricism of the masses
Aztec two step
Reading religious poetry
Ladies' tailoring
Carpet tunnel syndrome
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Leaving Grimsby for Hull (switching from vaginal to anal penetration)
Saddam in the spider hole (anal)

Welcome to Lit. and the PG!

 

[sweet_marie]

Wow!

That is quite the list! Thanks so much for your time and effort here...totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Marie

 

[chauderlos]

Le Chat


Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux;
Retiens les griffes de ta patte,
Et laisse-moi plonger dans tes beaux yeux,
Mêlés de métal et d'agate.


Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir
Ta tête et ton dos élastique,
Et que ma main s'enivre du plaisir
De palper ton corps électrique,


Je vois ma femme en esprit. Son regard,
Comme le tien, aimable bête
Profond et froid, coupe et fend comme un dard,


Et, des pieds jusques à la tête,
Un air subtil, un dangereux parfum
Nagent autour de son corps brun.



Charles Baudelaire

 

[Scottie62]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh will you people just sit down and let me enlighten you...I live in NY and I think i heard all of these..hers my list of fuck terms

WOW ! DLL - What a list girl !!

I wouldn't have thought a nice girl like you would know so many words about this subject

 

[DLL]

WOW ! DLL - What a list girl !!

I wouldn't have thought a nice girl like you would know so many words about this subject

ok heres some on that time of the month

All anal sex week
Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
At high tide
Aunt Dot
Aunt Flo(w)'s in town
Aunt Rose visiting
Aunt Ruby

Barbequed chicken
Big Red
Bitchy witchy week
Bleedies
Blobbing
Blobs, The
Bloody Mary
Blow job week

Calendar days
Charlie popped out of the bush and I need allies
Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Clean-up on aisle one
Clogging molly
Closed for business
Closed for maintenance
Closed shop
Code red
Communists in the Summer House
Cousin Claudia
Cousin Tom (Time Of the Month)
Crimson curse, The
Crimson tide, The
Crimson wave, The
Curse, The

Dam has burst, The
Dark week, The
Dead week
Dishonorable discharge from the Uterine Navy
Dracula's tea bag

End of sentence
Executive week

Falling to the communists
Flying the red flag
Friend from the Red Sea

Game Day for the crimson tide
Gift, The
Girl time

Hammock season
Having the painters in
Hummer week
Hunt for Red October, The

In season

Kitty has a nose bleed

Lady days
Lady in the red dress
Leak week
Leaky basement
Little enemy
Little ketchup with my steak, A
Little Red Riding Hood (in the woods)

Massacre at the beef curtain
Massacre at the Y
Misery, The
Miss Scarlett's come home to Tara
Monkey has a nosebleed, The
Monthies
Monthlies
Monthly bill
Monthly bloodpool
Monthly curse
Monthly evacuations
Monthly time
Monthly trouble
Monthly visitor
Moody monthly
Moon time
Moses parting the Red Sea
Mother nature's curse
Mother Nature's gift
Mucking out
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My cup of joy is overflowing
My red-headed cousin from down south
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
My steak is raw

Nosebleed in Australia
Nuisance, The

Oil change
Old faithful
On the blob
On the rag
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Out of commission
Out of order

Pad straddling
Painters are in, The
Panty painting
Panty shields up, Captain!
Periodical
Planting cotton
Playground's muddy, The
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Quiff cry

Rag, The
Ragtime
Raining down South
Raising the Japanese flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Beard's toothpaste
Red dollar days
Red flag is up, The
Red letter day
Red light district
Red moon rising
Red ribbon week
Red rider's revenge
Red river blues
Red scare, The
Red snow, The
Red Sox are in town
Red special
Red thread in the sowing machine
Red wings
Red witch
Riding the cotton cowboy
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the crimson tide
Riding the crimson wave
Riding the red ball special

Saddling Old Rusty
Santa's bringing the presents
Scarlet letter, The
Seeing red
Serving up the womb steak medium rare
Shark bait
Sitting on a sock
Squeaky mattress symphony
Snatchbox decorated with red roses, A
Soggy box
Sprung a leak
Strings attached
Surfing the crimson tide
Surfing the crimson wave

T.O.M. (Time Of the Month)
T-Minus 9 months and holding
Taking Carrie to the prom
Technical difficulties
That time of the month
Time to change the filter
Tin roof's rusted
Tomato boat has come in
Too wet to plow
Train wreck
Trolling for vampires

Up on blocks

Vampire's bag lunch
Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch, A
Visit from the Cardinal, A
Visitations, The


War in Virginia
Weeping womb
Wound of Eve that never heals, The
Wounded clam

 

[mark197205]

DLL!
You kill me you really do!
you have blown that sweet girl image I had of you right out the water!!