Sex Sells

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This is a thread to post your favorite sexy advertisements in.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8a975a954ad670eb94b4d7f6986af9c6/tumblr_pll7ghx0bu1wit2tuo1_1280.jpg

Or ones that are just bizarre.

 

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This one reminds me of a favorite movie line:

“You said she was a real spark plug!”
“No, I said butt plug.”

 

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This one is almost suggestive.

 

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Personally, I like ads where I have no idea what they want me to buy.

 

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Is this how you play Ms. PAC-Man?

 

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You have to admit, advertisements used to be way more awesomelier.

 

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I’ve read that this is an actual ad for Addidas. So I had no choice but to post it here.

 

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I don’t remember James Bond driving an AMC Pacer, but it’s possible I just missed that one.

 

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I don’t really buy things due to marketing, but honestly, if Pepsi promised more of this I would give them my money.

 

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“Pepsi: it will put boobs on you.” Should be their new slogan.

 

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Shockingly inappropriate.

 

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This had to be on purpose, right?

 

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We all know Sea Monkeys are total pervs, right?

 

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How did the inventors of this device not think to have it spray your face with cool refreshing water at the end of your workout?

 

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In my opinion, the problem isn’t that we objectify women, it’s just that we should objectify men more. I’m cool with that.

 

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In a tough economy even plastic army guys have to resort to sex appeal.

 

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This is literally an ad for toilet paper!

Probably would work better as an underwear ad.

 

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I don’t think anyone wants those sofa’s though

 

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