sex related injuries

[*ladylove*]

you know the kind! When you hit your mouth on your lover's elbow as you're both rolling over to change positions. Or when your really going hard and the damn thing misses and about breaks ya.

So lets hear 'em!

I just told ya some of mine.


(and yes I'm just feeling a bit silly this evening)

 

[kiwiwolf]

If having sex on a trampoline... take it very easy. No long strokes or vigorous fucking. Tried it once with horrific results. We miss timed, I slid out, the next stroke was automatic due to the trampolines action, and I ended up with a severely bent dick. I swear if there was a bone in there, it would have broken. As it was, I couldn't use the poor wee thing for a week or so.

 

[Mensa]

Yeoucchh!!

I pulled a boner.

But it wasn't an accident.

 

[Silverlily]

Not that this will surprise anyone, but I have had my share.

* separated shoulder during some light bondage (ok, maybe not so light)

* rope burns (guess how I got those)

* sprained wrist (I hate waterbeds)

* hyperextended elbow (see above)

* and one morning after with a bruised jaw (me) and a dislocated thumb (him)


I wasn't kidding when I said I have band-aids in my box of toys.

 

[*ladylove*]

ouuuch! (it doesn't feel to awful good when it hits the woman in the wrong spot either) Though i have to admit, it makes a funny story later.

just to add another...that final eruption, when it lands in the eye...burns something awful!

 

[*ladylove*]

OMG kitten...you better add ice packs to your toy kit.

just another question to throw in...did the injuries stop ya?

 

[Mensa]

Tales from a Broke-her

Not that this will surprise anyone, but I have had my share.

* separated shoulder during some light bondage (ok, maybe not so light)

* rope burns (guess how I got those)

* sprained wrist (I hate waterbeds)

* hyperextended elbow (see above)

* and one morning after with a bruised jaw (me) and a dislocated thumb (him)


I wasn't kidding when I said I have band-aids in my box of toys.

Kitten Eyes is into Stocks and Bondage

 

[Silverlily]

just another question to throw in...did the injuries stop ya?

Only the shoulder injury, that one landed me in the E.R.


C'mon Mensa, Mr. Hardy Canadian, surely a little rough and tumble doesn't scare you.


(where's cym? this is her kind of thread...)

 

[kiwiwolf]

ouuuch! (it doesn't feel to awful good when it hits the woman in the wrong spot either) Though i have to admit, it makes a funny story later.

just to add another...that final eruption, when it lands in the eye...burns something awful!

I didn't make contact with her... I hit the trampoline mat. I lay there screaming in a very high falsetto, while she lay there laughing her tits off...

 

[*ladylove*]

hopefully at least the trampoline enjoyed the bounce!

 

[cymbidia]

(where's cym? this is her kind of thread...)

You know me too well. Besides, i don't think *ladylove* really meant our kind to kick into her nice little thread, do you?

But, well, last summer there was this trip to the ER... fisting... you know how that can go downhill into hemorrageland in a hurry if you're both way too eager. Ever try explaining that kinda thing to those ER people? You can't shock them. They've heard it all. But you sure do have to tell a procession of people all about it, don't you?

Been in the ER a couple of times through the years, actually. Playing hard is my kinda playing but one does have to pay the price on occasion.

Broke a collarbone once, falling while in tight bondage. I couldn't break my fall, of course, and it happened WAY too fast for my Domme to get back to me to prevent the fall. (She was getting something from the toybox at that moment, i was trying to roll over a little to push wet hair off my cheek via the corner of the bed, and i rolled too far.) We went to the ER, me still in some rather scandalous scene clothing cuz, well, how can you change with a broken collarbone?

But those, and the ones like those, are the extreme examples. Mostly it's been bruises (oh gods, yes!) and bumps and small cuts and aches and pains. Normal stuff, like what KE mentioned.

 

[perks]

right black eye from his chin

scar on right foot from bedframe

stiches when I bit through my lip,


various assortments of burns from wax and ropes....and a nasty pinch once from a set of handcuffs.

and at this moment I have a bump on the top of my head.

 

[pabloback]

she broke my heart once

 

[*ladylove*]

actually I meant any kinds of sex related accidental injuries

though I'm mild in the sexual arena myself, I'm not all that easily shocked either..*wink* (maybe because i work in the local ER lol)

but hell no matter how rough you get, there are always the accidental ones that either hurt for a moment and then you laugh your ass off, or send you to the hospital hoping for some really good pain meds!

 

[pabloback]

oh you mean the time she nearly yanked one of my balls off because she didnt realise you are supposed to threat em with tlc?
nearly broke my heart that time once i wiped the tears from my eyes

 

[sch00lteacher]

I hate rug burns.

A good while back there was a similar thread and I posted the story about my trip to the ER after a wonderful bout of oral sex with my wife.

It was Superbowl Sunday, 2000. I have no Idea who played the game, all I can remember is that afterward my wife gave me a (literaally) a mind blowing blow job.

As I came I felt something inside my head blow out, and I had this warm flushing feeling spreading from it. Then I got the headache of all headaches. At first I did nothing about it, hey I am a man.

The next day I had the headache all damed day long. That evening, still hurting I mentioned it to my wife. Bang zoom off to the ER.

The doc was concerened after I told him the WHOLE story. Even did a spinal tap, my first and last thank you. Had an MRI done...

I wasn't gonna die was the result of the testing. Why it happened they never could say.

Since then it hasn't happened again. Thank God.

 

[Scabbers]

You break my heart, I'll break your jaw.

Just kidding.
Friction burns at the base of my cock--it was after a long bout, but it was about a week before we could go at it again. She was a little raw too.

 

[plasticman33]

She rubbed me raw, the last time, and bruised my pubic bone! I loved every minute of it!!

 

[Chuckus]

I aggravated the bur-cytis (I think the spellng is right) on my left elbow after an endurance session of activity.

bruised groin (not my pecker but my general groin area) after slamming into my partner with such ferosity over and over during a session once.............

 

[Notme2]

Sex related injuries

Sex like 5 days after my girl shaved herself bare. I was a little drunk that night we had marathon sex (probably how we lasted 3 straight hours). Woke up the next day and felt like I had humped a piece of sandpaper all night long. My face was all chapped, too.

 

[hellion69]

I pulled a back muscle from putting my girlfriend on top of me without pulling out first. I was also fucking another girl when she slid down on me and my dick hit something the wrong way. I heard a loud snap and thought for sure my dick was broken. I've also had the usual rug burn and bruised knees from fucking in the living room and on picinic tables in the park.

 

[daughter]

minor things

carpet burns

sore hips from vigorous banging

not so fun, are minor tears around extra skin near the perinum. more lube has solved this for the most part.

whacked him a couple of times with elbow and hand during the course of changing positions.

To date, no mishap with toys. Experimentation and new buys are always fun.

Peace,

daughter

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

wow sex sounds painful

 

[plasticman33]

wow sex sounds painful

Don't use it as an excuse not to have it! Some slight, occasional discomfort is well worth it

 

[Scabbers]

wow sex sounds painful

When done right.