Sex on a plane?

[NoJo]

Just got home after a ten-hour night flight. While bored, I noted that my sex on a plane is the same as it is on land, nameley, male. So I don't really get what all the fuss is about, unless anyone can tell me something more exciting about their sex on a plane.

 

[arienette]

Just got home after a ten-hour night flight. While bored, I noted that my sex on a plane is the same as it is on land, nameley, male. So I don't really get what all the fuss is about, unless anyone can tell me something more exciting about their sex on a plane.

Never had sex on a plane, but the thoughts of it just seem rather uncomfortable.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Well, I gave a guy a BJ at about 3000 feet in a Cessna Skyhawk once. It was not a good experience. We almost hit a mountain. I don't think I'd try it again. Actual sex in a plane that size is next to impossible I think

 

[TxRad]

Well, I gave a guy a BJ at about 3000 feet in a Cessna Skyhawk once. It was not a good experience. We almost hit a mountain. I don't think I'd try it again. Actual sex in a plane that size is next to impossible I think

Nope just a good autopilot and a little flexablity......

 

[NoJo]

Well, I gave a guy a BJ at about 3000 feet in a Cessna Skyhawk once. It was not a good experience. We almost hit a mountain. I don't think I'd try it again. Actual sex in a plane that size is next to impossible I think

Had to google BJ, Jenny, not familiar with the acronym:

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[Jenny_Jackson]

Had to google BJ, Jenny, not familiar with the acronym:

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sex on a plane is better than Snakes on a Plane.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I've never even been on a plane...

 

[English Lady]

I've never even been on a plane...

i've been on one..well two, to and from the UK lit together. I didn't enjoy the experience really *L*

 

[SummerMorning]

i've been on one..well two, to and from the UK lit together. I didn't enjoy the experience really *L*

160,000 km by plane and counting. Adding 40,000 more this autumn/winter. Planes are fun. And safer per km travelled than walking.

 

[English Lady]

160,000 km by plane and counting. Adding 40,000 more this autumn/winter. Planes are fun. And safer per km travelled than walking.

Me no likee. I know it's kinda pathetic, but heights and I don't mix.

 

[S-Des]

I've never had it, but when I was 18 I had to fly to New Orleans and back. On the return flight, a very attractive stewardess made sure the plane was taken care of, then walked to a guy about 5 rows behind me, across the isle. She grabbed a blanket and sat down next to him, covering herself (and I was pretty sure him as well). She stayed with him for the rest of the flight until we got near the airport. While I don't know what they did, it has stuck with me as an amazing fantasy. That may be one of those that is better in your head.

 

[kendo1]

I've had a handjob on a plane.
Are you familiar with the term, Joe?

It was on a flight to Antigua.

As for sex, it's kind of difficult unless you want everyone else to join in.

Ken

 

[Liar]

160,000 km by plane and counting. Adding 40,000 more this autumn/winter. Planes are fun. And safer per km travelled than walking.

What are the statistics per hour?

Probaly still in the plane's favor. Boeings rarely trip over their own feet.


I've had sex on a plain. Does that count?

 

[R. Richard]

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[Guest]

i'm still the same sex on a plane as i am on the ground.
never had sexual intercourse on a plane but...this thursday, when we're flying to the uk, who knows?
it would have to be subtle...so im not sure i can manage that.

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm sure it won't be long before "Trouser Snakes on a Plane" will be coming to an X-rated DVD shelf near you......Carney

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm sure it won't be long before "Trouser Snakes on a Plane" will be coming to an X-rated DVD shelf near you......Carney

Or "Big Black Snakes on a Plane."

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'm sure it won't be long before "Trouser Snakes on a Plane" will be coming to an X-rated DVD shelf near you......Carney

"Stewardess, help! There's a snake on the plane!"

"Oh my god, where?"

"Right here in my pants, baby!"

 

[Frank Noir]

Well, I gave a guy a BJ at about 3000 feet in a Cessna Skyhawk once. It was not a good experience. We almost hit a mountain. I don't think I'd try it again. Actual sex in a plane that size is next to impossible I think

That oughta teach you not to blow the pilot ...

 

[Remec]

"Stewardess, help! There's a snake on the plane!"

"Oh my god, where?"

"Right here in my pants, baby!"

*cuing cheesy '70s electronica*

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

never had sex on a plane, but i've read about it in lit's stories and it sounds a little uncomfortable in the bathroom...

 

[NoJo]

...but you have to admit, they have seriously powerful flush action. That's gotta be a plus...

 

[kendo1]

You've gotta ask yourself, where does it all go?

Ken

 

[NoJo]

You've gotta ask yourself, where does it all go?

Ken

I'm not sure, which I why I never plump for the beef bourgignon meals.