Sex, Magic and Fighting

[emap]

OK now that I have got your attention.

Not something you will be seeing anytime soon, I write slower than molasses on a freezing day after all, but I have an idea for a story that I rather need a teensy bit of help with.

So I shall lay out the basic of the idea and see what ya'll can come up with. Carney and Fred I am not thinking silly humor so keep those idea's to a minimum please.

Anyway, I have and still on occassion play Dungeons and Dragons, along with a few more of those types though this is about D&D so staying there.

So I am torn between doing a story about 3-4 guys and me sitting around the table playing and doing sex acts, and doing a story set in the world of with sex acts. Now I was always the cleric, healer for those who don't know, and I was thinking the cleric spells would all be sexual acts. Minor healing a little suck on him, major healing a swallowing suck or a full on ride. Though I can't really decide on how much sex to do with the healing.

Of course I always had fun with the mage to, which can lead to all sorts of fun though generally not during battle.

OK so I am rambling, anyway what I need is a bit of help with the magic, and a general idea on which way of doing it sounds better. Either it is a bunch of guys and me sitting around a table playing, or in the setting, which would you like better? I also want some idea's on the sex, if it is just us around a table I was thinking I'd give out blowjobs to heal the other players, like I said I was always the cleric, and then full on sex with the DM, I dated one when I started playing.

Now if you like the within the setting I'm thinking I'd be the mage. Well Ok sorcerer wearing almost nothing and flirting like mad. Though thinking about it, maybe sex recharges the magic for the sorcerer so get all sorts of sex.

Anyway if you haven't noticed already I got a ton of thoughts running around in my noggin and I can't settle on a few. Help.

 

[wehstar]

Well I don't know much at all about this D&D stuff, but my two pence worth is that a story is always better when it is more realistic - therefore the people playing the game sounds better to me.

I don't understand the D&D mentality, but do people imagine what's going on. Perhaps your story can be based on reality and then filter off into little imaginations of what would be happening "in" the game. It would be a tough balance, if feasible.

 

[DarkBee]

Don't know if you have heard of it, but there's a 3rd party book on D&D about sex, complete with all the rolls, bonuses and penalties.

 

[GratefulFred]

Well I am one to have never played D&D but AD&D that's another story. In fact I sold a module through Dragon magazine as a teenager (I still don't know if it exists - both that is). I didn't suggest any Animate Fred's or Control Fred's, which are spells beyond your non-psyonic ability. Here are some "tame" examples of sexual spells that just popped in my head.

A Cleric Spellbook for you

1st Level
Heal Cock - allows another go around of sex without resting
Sexual Command - 1 Target; If opponent fails must have sex for 10 minutes/level
Open Back Doors - No need to lube the ass
Divine Favor - 1 orgasm/level
Taste Change - Have the cum/pussy taste however you like

2nd level
Bull's Stregnth - Extra sexual stamina
Hold Person - invisible handcuffs appear
Spiritual Dildo - Lasts 1 minute/level

3rd level
Cause Quiet - Get a guy/girl to shut up when having sex
Change Sex - try out the other side for a change; 1% it will be permanent
Cause Queer - very useful in competitive situations where 2 of you and 1 hottee.


4th level
Grow Extra Cock/Pussy - Useful during orgies
Enhanced Charisma - +6 to Charisma

5th level
Forgetful - Wipes your memory clean of a bad sexual encounter
Grow Cock - Add 1 inch/5 levels

6th level
Symbol of Sex - All seeing it must save -4 or have sex with first person they see

7th level
Ex-Boy/Girl friend Repulsion - Keep the ex's away permanently

8th level
Symbol of Sexual Insanity - turn you or whomever you choose into a nymphomaniac

9th level
Soul Ownership - Cause a subject to never cheat
Marriage - Deadliest spell on the planet!

 

[emap]

Darkbee I have heard of it and well not going there.

Wehstar your kinda underestimating me, but well I have to admit the sex under the table bit is something I rather fantasized about, which is of course why I have this idea rolling around in my head.

Fred your silly as always, though I have to take offense with one of your spells there. Marriage the deadliest spell on the planet indeed.

Anyway I guess I should say it again, I am not able to get how the spells are cast in a sexual way for the cleric. So come on think of ways to do that.

 

[mjl2010]

Have you considered using sex as an energy transfer mechanism? Giving head could add energy to the person receiving and you could direct it to heal wherever. More stuff. You could steal energy that way too.

Maybe I'll put my DM hat on a little and come up with some more idea's. I have already thought of some interesting spell components.

I used to include brothels in my towns. 1d6, then a 1d8 determined if you got a disease or not. cost a fortune to get it healed away.

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

I probably could write a book on some D&Ders. I suspect there's an interest.

 

[Oblimo]

I vote for farce. Have parallel storylines, one following the player's real-live sex lives, one of the characters. The "DM's boy/girlfriend" is a classic situation for silly conflict.

 

[emap]

I'm going to stay away from a farce type story, that one is Fred's department.

Though yes I agree there probably would be a good interest in D&D sex stories. For obvious reasons of course can't do them in any of the published settings, though closeish is fine.

I've rarely actually done anything in the published settings anyway, always ended up going to some weird named city then off to some dungeon or crypt.

 

[TreeBeard42]

Story Frame

This is a wonderful opportunity to use the literary device of a story within a story. Like 'The Princess Bride'. Start off with the story of the people sitting around playing, and then use the game to segue into the story that is happening in the game. You can come back out at critical moments to get players reactions to things. Then at the end, when the story in the game is over, you make a second ending for the players.

 

[DarkBee]

As alway, I have already written several stories (one long tale actually, 8 chapters long by now) about a young woman who enrolls in a university and highschool for fighting and magic, preparing for an enormous war. I have no idea how long it could go on; she hasn't even arrived at the battlefield yet, and I'm writing the 9th chapter!

 

[mjl2010]

One has to wonder if the woman in Darkbee's AV needs a back brace or not. Holy Bazoombas Batman! If she turned too fast, you'd get knocked out by those knockers.

OK. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

MJL

 

[Jedikool]

i really like this story idea emap! go with it, and let me know!

 

[DarkBee]

One has to wonder if the woman in Darkbee's AV needs a back brace or not. Holy Bazoombas Batman! If she turned too fast, you'd get knocked out by those knockers.

OK. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

MJL

That's Nadine Jansen, one of my fav big bust models. When I have posted enough and can use a custom title, it will definately be something like: Bust-ed

 

[emap]

She doesn't need a back brace, when she turns 80 maybe, for now she has to keep her back straight and no problem.

If you look around, you will notice that any larger breasted woman over 20 stands erect, to keep her back from hurting. We only recline when we get support and can lean back a good distance, for the same reason.

 

[rydia57]

I like playing RPGs myself, but I'm always a red mage cos they can do healing spells and fight. I like the blow jobs, for healing... but it seems if you did it a different way each time, you could get a different effect. One way for healing, one way for life... ohhh, I love that one. Another for a deadly attack. I love the idea, thought about that one myself but never journeyed into the reginon. I volunteer for any advice you might need on the subject. That's something I'd be dying to delve into! Happy New Year!

 

[emap]

I was rather planning on sticking to the basic rules of D&D, though I suppose expanding it to make a spell caster a healer and an attacker would be fun.

Though I think that the sex kinda has to be limited to healing, otherwise there would be attempted sex with animals, fantasy animals of course but still animals and well ICK.

Though I don't know, would full on sex work to raise the dead? I mean I don't really like to be riding on a guy who isn't moving at least a little, but story wise, would that be good?

Of course I was rather planning on doing sex in camp to, so well leads to other problems I suppose.

 

[mjl2010]

Here's a thought, might go with your 'sex in camp' idea.

So you have this group of horny adventurers right. They come back from a foray into some mountain underground crypt. Some are wounded and stuff. No one is hurt terribly bad. On the way, the cleric sees some berries and eats some.

Now she doesn't know it, but the berries are magical and for a short period, provide her with a little ability. She's comforting one of the injured warriors and things get a little hot. Next thing you know, she goes down on him. At the point of orgasm, he is magically healed of all his serious wounds. The magical effect of the berries fades as soon as he comes.

Being a smart cleric, she remembers the berries and a strange tingling she felt right after eating them. So she makes the connection it was the berries.

Afterwards, she feels drained. But when the warrior 'recovers' and pulls her on top of him, she finds herself rejuvinated as well. Sort of a 'passing of the power' kind of thing.

MJL

 

[manyeyedhydra]

I think i remember seeing a dodgy japanese hentai where the female elf wizard got her magic 'recharged' by having the fighter fuck her.

 

[Oblimo]

Sounds like you'd be interested in the concept of the "hierodule," the sacred prostitute, and hierogamy, channeling divine power by fucking one's brains out.

 

[emap]

Oh come on people, I know there are more at least semi intelligent around here somewhere. I could use some more thoughts about this. So let's hear em.

 

[Akito01]

I personally like the idea of a game session with the small group of guys and yourself, roleplaying the various sex acts. The hornier the guys, and yourself become, the more extreme the role play, and the harder the guys get underneath the table and the wetter you become.

I remember, back in the day, there was this unofficial rule set regarding sex in D&D, and it involved a 12sided die to determine the level of sexual satisfaction, and a percentage role for pregnancy. I was only ever involved in one game session where that came into play, involving a tavern scene and wenches for hire. In fact, it was a way for a bunch of horny young men to get some of the tension out by openly taking about their sex fantasies without overtly doing so, since it was all in the context of the game. I fact, I'm actually guilty (in that same teenage time period, mind) of secretly developing a much more complicated and involved ruleset encompassing everything from seduction to completion, with modifications for the differing races (and monsters). It goes without saying, this is how a very nerdy young man used to masturbate before there was anything like the internet to make access to salacious material easy.

 

[Fantasies_only]

OK now that I have got your attention.

Not something you will be seeing anytime soon, I write slower than molasses on a freezing day after all, but I have an idea for a story that I rather need a teensy bit of help with.

So I shall lay out the basic of the idea and see what ya'll can come up with. Carney and Fred I am not thinking silly humor so keep those idea's to a minimum please.

Anyway, I have and still on occassion play Dungeons and Dragons, along with a few more of those types though this is about D&D so staying there.

So I am torn between doing a story about 3-4 guys and me sitting around the table playing and doing sex acts, and doing a story set in the world of with sex acts. Now I was always the cleric, healer for those who don't know, and I was thinking the cleric spells would all be sexual acts. Minor healing a little suck on him, major healing a swallowing suck or a full on ride. Though I can't really decide on how much sex to do with the healing.

Of course I always had fun with the mage to, which can lead to all sorts of fun though generally not during battle.

OK so I am rambling, anyway what I need is a bit of help with the magic, and a general idea on which way of doing it sounds better. Either it is a bunch of guys and me sitting around a table playing, or in the setting, which would you like better? I also want some idea's on the sex, if it is just us around a table I was thinking I'd give out blowjobs to heal the other players, like I said I was always the cleric, and then full on sex with the DM, I dated one when I started playing.

Now if you like the within the setting I'm thinking I'd be the mage. Well Ok sorcerer wearing almost nothing and flirting like mad. Though thinking about it, maybe sex recharges the magic for the sorcerer so get all sorts of sex.

Anyway if you haven't noticed already I got a ton of thoughts running around in my noggin and I can't settle on a few. Help.

I have an idea that goes along these lines.

Instead of sexual D&D, we could make our own D&D type game.
This is a sci-fi world hopping/city concurring game, only instead of using weapons, you use dildos, vibrators, and other sex toys.

The first stage of the game is at the academy on Earth.
This is your head quarters where you will buy sex toys for powerups and trade items for information, and become a voyeur.
There will also be star charts of each world in the academy.
You will have to find and put together all the pieces of a sex robot before the worlds are populated enough to do anything.

On each world, you will find a piece of a sex robot.
Take it back to the academy and hand it in to trade for more information about the world you just visited.
This will unlock a new city on that world.
You can also rest a day (skip a turn) by watching sexual encounters and picking up new techniques you can use with your powerups.

Each city that is concurred (all people are virgins and must have sex before leaving the city, bonus points for an orgy with orgasmic fetishes) will unlock a new one.
When the last city is concurred, the second world with sex robot piece will be available.

You can never use the same powerup on more than two worlds and two cities.

Once you have your sex robot made, you may undress in public as well as in private which brings up your status on each world (double points for low rank, single points for high rank).

 

[mjl2010]

Emap,

In your OP, you were toying with two different concepts. Have you decided which way you are going to go?

Are you looking for specific spells to cast for healing using sex?

Everything is a little vague. Maybe if we had an idea where you were going with this, it would be easier to give you ideas.

MJL

 

[DarkBee]

Fantasies, that sounds like a good old point-and-click adventure game, but with a Literotica-twist to it. I like it!