Sex Is Like Math

[Wizard]

add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

and pray to God you don't multiply!!

 

[MissTaken]

I was always lousy with math!



That may explain why there is a lot of division in my experience!

 

[Wizard]

I was always lousy with math!



That may explain why there is a lot of division in my experience!

Have Scooter come over for alittle "Homework"........

 

[MissTaken]

Have Scooter come over for alittle "Homework"........

I may even keep him for detention!



Or he will keep me?

 

[James G 5]

I may even keep him for detention!



Or he will keep me?

I am thinking this will be a lot like an English boy's school

 

[MissTaken]

I am thinking this will be a lot like an English boy's school

the flies on the wall will report in later!

 

[ammre]

my next class is college level pre-calc... anyone wanna try associating that to sex? if so that might make the 3 hour class more bearable.

 

[Cleopatra]

my next class is college level pre-calc... anyone wanna try associating that to sex? if so that might make the 3 hour class more bearable.

Hmmm. Let's see.

If you calculate the optimum vector angle, you could aim for the correct arc point... that will usually bring out a forced response. Could lead to harmonics. If you're lucky. .)

 

[BlueSugar]

my next class is college level pre-calc... anyone wanna try associating that to sex? if so that might make the 3 hour class more bearable.

What is X to the 6th power?

xxxxxx

(say it... you'll end up saying sex)

::shrug:: one of those things all the little pervs figure out eventually

 

[thegreenfairy]

Love is a matter of chemistry.

Sex is a matter of physics.


I used to fantasize about my calc II prof...

 

[Krinaia]

i tested out of college math classes - i have however been forced to take some classes where in there was heavy use of the words "erticle" "erection" "tensile member" etc... it sure makes building construction much more fun when your mind is in the gutter. I frequently found myself giving up reading/studying my texts in order to masturbate.


i remember one study session where we were creating flash cards ... four girls one guy ... and two pizzas ... and something like a third of the cards ended up molested with pictures of erticle penises and such.... the guy just sighed ... however, we got our highest grades of the semester on that test!