Sex in a Parachute

[Zeb_Carter]

Okay this is an unlikely scenario, but it was ticked into my brain by...of all things...a Cialis commercial.

A couple is on vacation in the Caribbean and go for a parasail ride. You know, the boat pulls you aloft and reels out a line to get you up, up, up high. While aloft they both are so exited that they want to have sex, but the ride only lasts three or four minutes, then they are reeled back down.

The husband talks to the boat captain and they strike a deal, money is exchanged and up they go again. Once up to height they engage in sexual intercourse.

After this, it could go a couple of ways. One is they crew then take turns with the overly excited wife. Two is, the line snaps and the couple float to the ocean still fucking their brains out. Three...

 

[victoria_cummings]

If the line snaps wouldn't they start falling without the movement and drag of the boat keeping them a float?

 

[rjordan]

If the line snaps wouldn't they start falling without the movement and drag of the boat keeping them a float?

It would just come down like a parachute. They would hit the water about like jumping off the high dive at a swimming pool.

Seems like a good scenario for performance anxiety.

Maybe combine the two ideas. The line breaks, the husband almost drowns, but the heroic crew saves them. His grateful wife rewards the crew while the husband recuperates below.

rj

 

[Everyday_Man]

It would just come down like a parachute. They would hit the water about like jumping off the high dive at a swimming pool.

Seems like a good scenario for performance anxiety.

Maybe combine the two ideas. The line breaks, the husband almost drowns, but the heroic crew saves them. His grateful wife rewards the crew while the husband recuperates below.

rj

Crew? ... this is the ideal spot for Aqua Man to make an appearance. it's the only time he won't be useless in a crisis situation.

 

[emap]

Pretty sure he would save the husband for gay sex.

Sorry I couldn't help it, he always struck me as rather gal like. I didn't read the comics so stop looking at me like that.

As far as I know you get to parasail as long as you paid for. Which makes it rather easy to stay up long enough to get in a good screw. I can see a woman who goes up with the single men and gives them sex up there. Make it more expensive but most men who are not there with their wife at the time of getting the parasail would happily pay for a chick to screw.