sex education class

[sweetiepie18]

i sometimes fantsize about being in sex education class where the teacher (male or female) asks for a female volunteer to explain the parts of a vagina. i volunteer and have to lay spread eagle on a table in front of everyone, and the teacher explains each part of the vagina while touching mine in each area. the teacher then asks if anyone would like to get a closer look to see and touch for themselves. then the teacher shows what an orgasm looks like by fingering me and letting other students finger me.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Kind of reminds me of the scene in "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life," where the teacher's wife is laying naked on a table while he instructs the students in performing oral sex on her.

 

[haveahardon]

That sounds like a great fantasy! Kind of makes me want to be a member of the class.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

It goes something like this:

HUMPHREY: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?

PUPILS: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

HUMPHREY: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

WATSON: R-- rubbing the clitoris, sir?

HUMPHREY: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?

HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.

DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.

HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?

PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.

HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

HUMPHREY: Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place,...
[clunk clunk]
[clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[twong]
...and, of course, tongueing will give you the best idea of how the juices are coming along. Helen! Now, penetration and coitus-- That is to say, intercourse up to, and including, orgasm. Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when my wife enters the room, Carter!

CARTER: Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry.

HELEN WILLIAMS: Humphrey, I hope you don't mind, but I told the Garfields we would dine with them tonight.

HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, well, I suppose we must.

HELEN: And I said we'd be there by eight.

HUMPHREY: Well, at least it'll give me a reason to wind up the staff meeting.

HELEN: Well, I know you don't like them, but I couldn't make another excuse.

HUMPHREY: Well, it's just that I felt n-- Wymer! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again.

WYMER: Ahhh.

HUMPHREY: Uhh, we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.

HELEN: No, of course not, Humphrey.

HUMPHREY: So, the man starts by entering-- or mounting-- his good lady wife in the standard way. Uh, the penis is now, as you will observe, more or less, fully erect. There we are. Ah, that's better. Now,-- Carter.

CARTER: Yes, sir?

HUMPHREY: What is it?

CARTER: It's an ocarina, sir.

HUMPHREY: Bring it up here. The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina, so-- Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.
[clunk]
While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward,-- Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual...

BIGGS: [chuckling]

HUMPHREY: ...excitement mounts, uh,-- What's funny, Biggs?

BIGGS: Uh,-- Oh, nothing, sir.

HUMPHREY: Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.

PUPIL: [chuckle]

BIGGS: No. Honestly, sir.

HUMPHREY: Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!
[morbid music]

BIGGS: Oh, no, sir.
[whistle]
[kick]

CROWD: [cheering]
[whistle whistle]
[applause]

BOY: Ohh! Aaaahh!

HUMPHREY: Well done. Okay.

BOYS: Ohh! Uuhh!

 

[Tomahawk26]

Kind of reminds me of the scene in "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life," where the teacher's wife is laying naked on a table while he instructs the students in performing oral sex on her.

Bahahahahahaha! I love that part (and that whole film actually)!

 

[Potter27]

i sometimes fantsize about being in sex education class where the teacher (male or female) asks for a female volunteer to explain the parts of a vagina. i volunteer and have to lay spread eagle on a table in front of everyone, and the teacher explains each part of the vagina while touching mine in each area. the teacher then asks if anyone would like to get a closer look to see and touch for themselves. then the teacher shows what an orgasm looks like by fingering me and letting other students finger me.

I love stories with that setting, wish I could find more, please let me know if you find any with that setting.

 

[MatthewVett]

Anyone a fan of the reverse, where a guy is used for demonstration purposes, and how to give a proper handjob and blowjob? That'd one of my kinks...