Sex drive test

The Forest, the Cup, the Water, the Bear, the Beach. The Omax Analyst tells all.

The Forest & the Path

The Forest is your 'life' & how you see it. The Omax analyst says the more light your see in the forest the more content you are likely to be with your life.
You selected a forest at dusk or dawn. Your selection would suggest there are one or two things in your life that you'd like to change. If you'd selected a forest in daylight this would strongly suggest you are generally happy in your 'life'. If you'd selected a forest at night it would've suggested the opposite. Thus, dusk or dawn is somewhere in between. Try this question on someone you know.

We asked you if you saw a path in the forest. You said you didn't. The Omax analyst says you're settled into your life as it is. It's usually younger people that see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you're going. Younger people are still looking to the future, whereas older people have usually found their direction or place in life. Therefore they're less likely to see a path.

The Cup = Wealth

The Omax analyst says the cup is symbolic of 'Wealth" and your approach to it. We asked you to picture a cup in the forest. You said you saw a cup that appeared valuable. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. You rewarded yourself with something of value to you.


You probably saw a cup that was in some way valuable to you. You saw the chance to quickly reward yourself with easy pickings & you took it.

The Water = Sex

This is the one you've been waiting for. Water is symbolic of SEX for everyone, even more so for women. The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite & approach to SEX.

The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for sex. But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. Try this one on your partner!

You water was shallow enough to stand up in. The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see & what you want from sex. You can get true fulfilment from deeper & more intense lovemaking. You can enjoy a 'quicky' just as much. In fact it may be a preference. If you saw fast moving water too, 'little & quite often' is for you.

You could try this question with your partner.

The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of you attitude & approach to sex. The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you're likely to be in your approach to sex.

The Bear = Stress & Problems: How you deal with them

The bear is symbolic of problems & how you deal with them. The question gave you the chance to see a problem. You saw a Teddy-Bear or Winnie-the-Pooh maybe? In relative terms you life is stress free & when given a problem you don't see one. you're pretty happy with life too. To quote the extreme opposite of your case, people under routine-stress usually see large & very dangerous bears. In that frame of mind, perhaps that is understandable.

In your case the bear didn't see you. You don't have many real problems in your life. You're not under everyday stress or worry. Given the chance to be see a problem, you didn't see one. No bad thing.

How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems & how you resolve them. Ask people around you these same questions in the way we've asked you. You'll see how others see problems. You'll see how different your approach is to theirs. Unfortunately for them, most people are under much more stress than you.

The Beach = How you relate to people

The vast majority of people see a beach with one or two people on it. The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You're a person who wouldn't want to spend a whole lot of time in crowded pubs, clubs or bars. They've a place, but you sometimes avoid them. You prefer talking to one or two people rather than a group. You can be a social animal, but you're often content with your own company.

How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the opposite end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They're very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.

Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You didn't see anyone close to you. This suggests you don't need contact with other people all of the time. You're happy with you own company.

 
Sadly, I found the test entirely lacking. *Chuckles.* In ALL areas.

"You picked a dark forest because you're unhappy with life!"

No, it was dark because, when I think of forests, I think dense forests.

"You never reward yourself, thus you picked a crappy cup!"

No... if there's a cup in the forest, I highly doubt it's going to be gold. I think paper cup, ala, trash. Too many damn litterbugs.

"Your water is moving slow, you don't like sex!!@#@"

No, it's moving slow because I didn't imagine a stream that's flying at 900 miles per hour, seeing as I'm in a moderate mood, not a hyper as can be mood.

"Your water is shallow, YOU HAVE NO VALUE FOR SEX!!!!!"

...

Oh lord. I'll stop there.
 
The Forest & the Path

The Forest is your 'life' & how you see it. You selected a forest in daylight. This would strongly suggest you are generally very happy. The Omax analyst says the more light your see in the forest the more content you're likely to be with your life. If you'd selected a dark forest it would've suggested the opposite. Thus, dusk or dawn is somewhere in between. Try this question on someone you know.

We asked you if you saw a path in the forest. You said you did. The Omax analyst says you're not yet settled into your life as it is. Younger people usually see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you're going. People still finding their way in life are more likely to see a path. Those more settled in their direction or place in life (usually older people) are less likely to see a path.

The Cup = Wealth

The Omax analyst says the cup is symbolic of 'Wealth" and your approach to it. We asked you to picture a cup in the forest. You said you saw a cup that appeared valuable. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. You rewarded yourself with something of value to you.

You probably saw a cup that was in some way valuable to you. You saw the chance to quickly reward yourself with easy pickings & you took it.

The Water = Sex

This is the one you've been waiting for. Water is symbolic of SEX for everyone, even more so for women. The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite & approach to SEX.

The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for sex. But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. Try this one on your partner!

You saw deep water. The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see & what you want from sex. You will likely only get true fulfilment from deep & intense lovemaking. Your love for the 'deep & intense' means you still enjoy the occasional 'quicky'. It's just not a preference. For you, still waters run deep.
You could try this question with your partner.

The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of you attitude & approach to sex. The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you're likely to be in your approach to sex.

The Bear = Stress & Problems: How you deal with them

The bear is symbolic of problems & how you deal with them. You saw a real bear, no Teddy-Bear or Winnie-the-Pooh for you. You were given the chance to see a problem. People under routine-stress will see large & very dangerous bears. Equally a bear you're ignoring or was ignoring you, is indicative of how you see stress & problems when they're presented to you.

In your case the bear saw you. He's not bothering you. Far from it. You don't have many real problems in your life. you're not under everyday stress or worry. Given the chance to be see a problem, you didn't see one. No bad thing.

How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems & how you resolve them. You tried to walk by the bear & ignore him.

The Beach = How you relate to people

The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You're quite a social animal. Usually comfortable in crowded pubs, clubs or bars. You may even seek them out. Where're you going this Saturday night?

How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the opposite end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They're very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.

Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You saw people that weren't close enough to talk to. This suggests you don't need contact with other people all of the time, but like to know that someone is there for you.
 
Here are my more detailed results:The Forest & the Path


The Forest is your 'life' & how you see it.
You selected a forest at night, it suggests there are one or two quite major things in your life that you'd like to change or are dissatisfied with. You're likely to be under stress for some reason.

We asked you if you saw a path in the forest. You said you didn't. The Omax analyst says you're settled into your life as it is. It's usually younger people that see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you're going. Younger people are still looking to the future, whereas older people have usually found their direction or place in life. Therefore they're less likely to see a path.

The Cup = Wealth
The Omax analyst says the cup is symbolic of 'Wealth" and your approach to it. We asked you to picture a cup in the forest. You said you saw a cup that appeared not to be valuable. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. You didn't give yourself a reward when the opportunity arose.

You were given the chance to take a reward & left it behind you. Either wealth has no real value to you or 'Wealth' is something you think you've got to work for.

The Water = Sex
This is the one you've been waiting for. Water is symbolic of SEX for everyone, even more so for women. The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite & approach to SEX.

The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for sex. But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. Try this one on your partner!

You water was shallow enough to stand up in. The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see & what you want from sex. You can get true fulfilment from deeper & more intense lovemaking. You can enjoy a 'quicky' just as much. In fact it may be a preference. If you saw fast moving water too, 'little & quite often' is for you.
You could try this question with your partner.

The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of you attitude & approach to sex. The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you're likely to be in your approach to sex.

The Bear = Stress & Problems: How you deal with them

The bear is symbolic of problems & how you deal with them. You saw a real bear, no Teddy-Bear or Winnie-the-Pooh for you. You were given the chance to see a problem. People under routine-stress will see large & very dangerous bears. Equally a bear you're ignoring or was ignoring you, is indicative of how you see stress & problems when they're presented to you.

In your case the bear has seen you. Whilst you've the usual problems in your life, you're not under unhealthy levels of stress or worry.

How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems & how you resolve them. You tried to walk by the bear & ignore him.

The Beach = How you relate to people

The vast majority of people see a beach with one or two people on it. The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You're a person who wouldn't want to spend a whole lot of time in crowded pubs, clubs or bars. They've a place, but you sometimes avoid them. You prefer talking to one or two people rather than a group. You can be a social animal, but you're often content with your own company.

How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the opposite end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They're very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.

Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You saw people that weren't close enough to talk to. This suggests you don't need contact with other people all of the time, but like to know that someone is there for you.
 
The Forest, the Cup, the Water, the Bear, the Beach. The Omax Analyst tells all.

The Forest & the Path
The Forest is your 'life' & how you see it. You selected a forest in daylight. This would strongly suggest you are generally very happy. The Omax analyst says the more light your see in the forest the more content you're likely to be with your life. If you'd selected a dark forest it would've suggested the opposite. Thus, dusk or dawn is somewhere in between. Try this question on someone you know.

We asked you if you saw a path in the forest. You said you didn't. The Omax analyst says you're settled into your life as it is. It's usually younger people that see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you're going. Younger people are still looking to the future, whereas older people have usually found their direction or place in life. Therefore they're less likely to see a path.

The Cup = Wealth

The Omax analyst says the cup is symbolic of 'Wealth" and your approach to it. We asked you to picture a cup in the forest. You said you saw a cup that appeared not to be valuable. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. You didn't give yourself a reward when the opportunity arose.

You were given the chance to take a reward & left it behind you. Either wealth has no real value to you or 'Wealth' is something you think you've got to work for.

The Water = Sex

This is the one you've been waiting for. Water is symbolic of SEX for everyone, even more so for women. The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite & approach to SEX.

The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for sex. But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. Try this one on your partner!

You saw shallow water. The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see & what you want from sex. You're able to reach fulfilment from deep & intense lovemaking. But you enjoy a 'quicky' just as much. In fact it's probably a preference. If you saw fast moving water too, 'little & often' is for you.
You could try this question with your partner.

The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of you attitude & approach to sex. The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you're likely to be in your approach to sex.

The Bear = Stress & Problems: How you deal with them

The bear is symbolic of problems & how you deal with them. You saw a real bear, no Teddy-Bear or Winnie-the-Pooh for you. You were given the chance to see a problem. People under routine-stress will see large & very dangerous bears. Equally a bear you're ignoring or was ignoring you, is indicative of how you see stress & problems when they're presented to you.

In your case the bear has seen you. Whilst you've the usual problems in your life, you're not under unhealthy levels of stress or worry.

How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems & how you resolve them. You tried to walk by the bear & ignore him.

The Beach = How you relate to people

The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You're a person least comfortable in a crowded pub, club or bar. You may even avoid them. You've the potential to be a social animal, but you wouldn't get lonely stranded on a desert island. You're content for long periods of time with your own company.

How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the other end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They're very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.

Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You didn't see anyone close to you. This suggests you don't need contact with other people all of the time. You're happy with you own company.


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Ok.... Anyone else think this thread was going to be about test driving lovers?

Well. Never mind then.
 
The Forest, the Cup, the Water, the Bear, the Beach. The Omax Analyst tells all.




The Forest & the Path




The Forest is your 'life' & how you see it. You selected a forest in daylight. This would strongly suggest you are generally very happy. The Omax analyst says the more light your see in the forest the more content you're likely to be with your life. If you'd selected a dark forest it would've suggested the opposite. Thus, dusk or dawn is somewhere in between. Try this question on someone you know.





We asked you if you saw a path in the forest. You said you did. The Omax analyst says you're not yet settled into your life as it is. Younger people usually see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you're going. People still finding their way in life are more likely to see a path. Those more settled in their direction or place in life (usually older people) are less likely to see a path.







The Cup = Wealth

The Omax analyst says the cup is symbolic of 'Wealth" and your approach to it. We asked you to picture a cup in the forest. You said you saw a cup that appeared valuable. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. You rewarded yourself with something of value to you.






You probably saw a cup that was in some way valuable to you. You saw the chance to quickly reward yourself with easy pickings & you took it.







The Water = Sex

This is the one you've been waiting for. Water is symbolic of SEX for everyone, even more so for women. The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite & approach to SEX.






The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for sex. But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. Try this one on your partner!





You water was shallow enough to stand up in. The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see & what you want from sex. You can get true fulfilment from deeper & more intense lovemaking. You can enjoy a 'quicky' just as much. In fact it may be a preference. If you saw fast moving water too, 'little & quite often' is for you.
You could try this question with your partner.





The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of you attitude & approach to sex. The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you're likely to be in your approach to sex.







The Bear = Stress & Problems: How you deal with them

The bear is symbolic of problems & how you deal with them. You saw a real bear, no Teddy-Bear or Winnie-the-Pooh for you. You were given the chance to see a problem. People under routine-stress will see large & very dangerous bears. Equally a bear you're ignoring or was ignoring you, is indicative of how you see stress & problems when they're presented to you.






You need a holiday! In your case the bear has seen you & is threatening you. You're under very unhealthy levels of stress or worry. Your job, business or something in your private life is causing this & the problem should be resolved.





How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems & how you resolve them. You stood & fought the bear. You didn't walk away unscathed.







The Beach = How you relate to people

The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You're a person least comfortable in a crowded pub, club or bar. You may even avoid them. You've the potential to be a social animal, but you wouldn't get lonely stranded on a desert island. You're content for long periods of time with your own company.

How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the other end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They're very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.






Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. You didn't see anyone close to you. This suggests you don't need contact with other people all of the time. You're happy with you own company.
 
I have little stress in my life
I don't consider wealth a priority
I ignore my problems
I'm settled in my life
I'm open to all types of sex
I enjoy quickies as well as long sessions of lovemaking
I enjoy being alone for long periods of time
 
^^^^ Ditto, except that I saw a valuable cup (mmmm, water), and took it.

:)
 
Heck...

I thought the color test was better.

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colours should be aware.
 
Blah blah blah

Happy

Money not a driving factor

Large apppetite for sex, but happy with quick ones

Usual stresses, but they don't run my life

Comfortable on my own

Not exactly inaccurate
 
The summary:

Daybreak on the Path: One or two things I'd change, but generally happy in life, not yet settled.

Picked up but left a valuable cup: Wealth not particularly important to me, but something one must work for to receive.

Fast moving chest-deep stream I wade across: Large appetite for sex. Satisfied with both intense extended lovemaking and, slightly less often, quickies. Liberal attitude toward sex and sexual expression.

Black bear that sees but does not attack me. I get around by talking to it, either confusing or mollifying it into letting me go.: Normal levels of stress, problem-solving approach to individual circumstances.

Beach with a few people, out of earshot: Prefer intimate settings, can go long periods of time without personal contact, as long as I know there are people on my side.
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Generally speaking, that's entirely accurate.
 
Just a quick summary of what I saw...

- (Forest - Life)I saw a forest at dusk / dawn & with a path. This would says while I'm ok with my life, it's not completly satisfying. The path is where I see myself going.

- (Cup - Wealth) I saw a cup of no real value (in fact I pictured a styrofoam cup lol) and chose to ignore it. This means I didn't give myself a reward when given the chance to take one.

- (Water - Sex) The water almost had me down to a tee .. I saw a fast moving but shallow enough to stand in steam. The speed of the water indacates I have a high appetite for sex, the shallowness means I can get as much fulfilment from a quickie as I can from a night of intense lovemaking. The ease I crossed the water with showed I am fairly liberal and comfortable in my attitude towards sex.

- (Bear - Stress) I saw a real bear, and it saw me but is ignoring me. This means I do have every day stress in my life and I do know about it.. But it's not to an unhealthy level. I walked by the bear and ignored him (much like I really wish I could do with my problems in ever day life)

- (Beach - People) I only saw one or two people at the beach, and they were within talking distance ... Meaning I generaly like to hang around small groups of people and / or stick to my own social circle .. But the closeness the people were shows I'm willing to talk to other people most times..

Geez... Test almost had me spot on.. Not very far off in fact from describing what type of person I am.
 
Nope. Not accurate at all.

It said I wasn't outgoing and preferred to lurk.
It said I preferred a quickie to a long fuck.
It said I wasn't under any stress at work, thats screwed.

Just didn't get it for me. Nice try, but no cigar. (Busty?)
 
This was an interesting test

Daylight forest - generally very happy.

No path - settled into place in life.

Cup not valuable - didn't reward myself

Used then left cup behind - here and now approach to reward

Fast water - great sex appetite

Can stand up in water - enjoy deep intense lovemaking - can also enjoy quicky

Got across water easily - comfortable/liberal approach to sex

Harmless bear - low stress

Bear didn't see me - not many problems in life

Walked by bear and ignored him - ignore my problems

Saw one/two people on beach - avoids crowds/likes 1/2 people discussions/content with my own company

People far away - happy with my own company

I think this means I have a large appetite to have sex with one friendly bear in the forest. :D
 
Re: This was an interesting test

Northern Lights said:
I think this means I have a large appetite to have sex with one friendly bear in the forest. :D


:eek: Quick.... somebody warn Smoky and Yogi!
 
what a fun test and right on the money as far as my personality is concerned...thanks
 
I am so horrified right now. I took the color test, and it gave me one of the most judgemental responses I've ever seen. Mind you, I have three favorite colors. In descending order they're black, green, and red. My home, wardrobe, and life more generally are infused with all three, but black dominates.

Here's the analysis.

Black
A good many people say they don't have a favourite colour. Without really thinking about the question, they'll choose black as their favourite colour... they'll maybe insist on it. Those people who really do have a black colour preference are rare. It points to a liking for black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the colour black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

(Emphasis added by me.)

Gee, that's open minded of them, isn't it?

Particularly for a site that only exists to sell vibrators?
 
Fast Deep Water

On the test I saw fast, deep water and traversed it adeptly.;)
 
The Colors Test

The color test is a lot of baloney.

I wear and have around me a variety of colors but black, white, and taupe are the standouts. I like those colors. Virtually everything i wear is black, with some white and taupe and occasional bits of olive and denim to round out my color palette. In my home are lots of black things with some other colors tossedin: taupe, cranberry, and olive, mostly.

Am i depressed?
Sometimes!
But it's not cuz i like black!

This test is just funny.
As is in "weirdly off and wrong", not as in "amusingly lighthearted".
:rolleyes:
 
When they asked how did you get around the bear, "I lie there and die screaming" wasn't an option so...

The water is a bad test for my sex drive. If asked to picture water in a forest, the first thing to my mind will be the Spring of Refreshment in the Phantom Forest of Final Fantasy III.
 
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