I knew these two NYC bartender's - they had to share an apartment like so many folks in Manhattan. There was the cute little one and the taller handsome one - both actors - go figure, actors being bartender's in New York.
So there both tending one night and this absolutely stunning babe comes in early and stays and stays and stays - she gets trashed and flirts with not only both the bartenders but just about every male there. At closing she favors the taller one (go figure) and the cute short guys stays to close.
Cute short guy gets back to his apartment about 4am - and from the street he hears fucking blasting out rock'n'roll coming from his building. He opens his foyer door and the music is coming from upstairs - his shared apartment is 2 floors up. He runs up the stairs and the music is louder and louder - super loud.
He finds his apartment door half-open - the music is coming from his apartment. He's real worried about the neighbors and has no idea how long this has been going on.
He opens the door wide and there, right in the middle of their small apartmen living room - in the middle of the carpeted floor is his roomate, fists clenched on a belt that is wrapped/buckled around the nect of this girl - he's doing her in the ass, doggie style and she's yellin' at the top of her slut-ass lungs, "FUCK MY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER - FUCK ME HARD YOU BASTARD!!!!"
The cute, shorter bartender - simply left - before he figured the police would come - and slept over at a friends.
And apparently the police never did come. You wonder - what the hell did the neighbors think?
