Sex decibels? How "fucking" loud are you?

Sparky Kronkite

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During your orgasms?

Rate yourself - 1 to 10 - one being quiet and of course ten being very vocal and loud.

What do you say? Do you know? Do you remember?

I am about a 7.5 or 8 - I would think a bit high for a guy. It's mostly grunting and uggging and ahhhing - all at the same time. Actually pretty volitile at finish. My chest breaks out in a rash and I go spongy.

The Shebabe is pretty quiet - maybe a 2.5 at her loudest. Pretty simple groaning.

So, how about it? Let's here about your Sex Decibels.

Please.
 
I'd have to go for a straight 2. With occasional variances into the realm of a 3.
 
Dedibels

Hmmmmmmm, probably a 5 or 6. Fairly high for a guy too I guess.

Intense endings start with quiet beginnings.

Ishmael
 
Thank you April. And another thing......

If you happen to be way loud - have you ever been caught because of it? Details please?

And - can you control it? I mean if turned on - and vocal - can you stop being vocal? Or once excited, do you simply loose control? Decibels be damned.
 
Vocal? Me?

Lose control? Me?

HA!! Yeah, right.

I do talk too much. :)
 
I guess I am pretty loud. I would guess anywhere from 6-10...it depends on..well what we're doing.

My husband is about a 5..sometimes much louder... I'm working on him:p
 
So, how about it? Let's here about your Sex Decibels.


From a scale of 1 - 10 ... I would say I am a 5...

Moaning ... whimpering .. and I don't recall what I say at that exact moment... the pleasure overtakes all my senses ... I speak in spanish at those times...some how he brings that out in me. ;)

Have we been caught ... not really ... someone knocked on the door @ the wrong time and simply came in ... I ran to the bathroom & did not look back ... he was left on his own...:p

Control ... I have some control ... I will bite down on my lower lip in order not to make any noise .. But I am in control... :rolleyes:
 
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How loud?

Sparky,

I was with a woman once that got me thrown out of my apartment.

At the moment of truth she started screaming her lungs out and beating on the wall. She beat on the wall so hard, she put her hand through BOTH walls and into the next apartment. The neighbors daughters room.

They called the police and the manager showed up.

The police had to make a report. Disturbing the peace (charges dismissed) and property damage (cost me a couple of hundred as I recall). The whole time the manager was fretting about the wall, and the neighbors were braying in rightous indignation, the cops couldn't look at me, or each other without breaking up. By the time they left, none of us could keep a straight face.

One of the cops made arrangements with me to meet at a local bar in a couple of nights. He wanted to find out how to meet the girl I was with. He got the info, and perhaps that's why the charges were dismissed.

I had almost forgotten about that until this thread showed up.

BTW, like your S/O's stories.

Ishmael
 
Hard to say my true vocal potential...

I've got neighbors in close proximity and I don't want cops at my door. :D
 
I range from a 5 to somewhere around a 9. I've been caught by my parents, thank God for door locks and our quickness with our clothes!

:eek:


Bf is probably around a 2 or 3. But at key moments he was definitely a 4! :D
 
Exploring potentials

Alexandraaah,

I have a house in a rural area. Big yard, no nosy neighbors. I'd love to experiment with how loud you can be.

Ishmael
 
Re: Exploring potentials

Ishmael said:
Alexandraaah,

I have a house in a rural area. Big yard, no nosy neighbors. I'd love to experiment with how loud you can be.

Ishmael

perv. :rolleyes:
:D :D :D :D
 
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If I'm caught at the right time, about a 6-8. SO is about a 3. We've never been caught, but have come really close!
 
I'm usually around 3-6 depending on how much privacy we have.
I have been with a woman that was close to a 10. I would rather be with a woman that is vocal than one that doesn't say anything.
 
I'm loud. On a good day a solid 9.5. I beg and pray a lot, you know, the whole "Oh God Please ... fuck me hard" thing.

I'm like Sparky if I've had a few really good ones I get a rash on my cheeks and chest that takes a couple of days to go away.

We get caught by the mailman on a regular basis about 3 days a week. He walks past our bedroom window while we are doing it. It frightens me a little that he knows our names and what we are doing. But it certainly doesn't stop us.

One really lovely fall night I remember waking the neighbors dogs even though all the windows were closed. I also recall waking up with a sore throat the next day. It was a good night.

I can control it if I have to...but I really hate it. It takes too much concentration and it makes it harder for me to cum. I guess I just prefer to completely lose it when I cum.

My Man is about a 2 normally. I can get him up to about a 4 if I do the prostate thing.
 
I'd say 9+ :eek:

then-bf and I stayed at a hotel during hunting season and when we came out of the room the next morning the deer hunters in the next room were standing in the parking lot and they were all staring and smirking. Umm....I guess I musta been a little loud that night. :D
 
I can get very vocal..,about an 8, I'd say. My daughter told me that is why she started listening to the radio at night,because our room is next to hers. She rearranged her room so that her bed is on the opposite side of the room. My boy knocked on our door one night to ask me if I was ok when I was really getting into it.
 
Here's a 10+ story - true one too.

I knew these two NYC bartender's - they had to share an apartment like so many folks in Manhattan. There was the cute little one and the taller handsome one - both actors - go figure, actors being bartender's in New York.

So there both tending one night and this absolutely stunning babe comes in early and stays and stays and stays - she gets trashed and flirts with not only both the bartenders but just about every male there. At closing she favors the taller one (go figure) and the cute short guys stays to close.

Cute short guy gets back to his apartment about 4am - and from the street he hears fucking blasting out rock'n'roll coming from his building. He opens his foyer door and the music is coming from upstairs - his shared apartment is 2 floors up. He runs up the stairs and the music is louder and louder - super loud.

He finds his apartment door half-open - the music is coming from his apartment. He's real worried about the neighbors and has no idea how long this has been going on.

He opens the door wide and there, right in the middle of their small apartmen living room - in the middle of the carpeted floor is his roomate, fists clenched on a belt that is wrapped/buckled around the nect of this girl - he's doing her in the ass, doggie style and she's yellin' at the top of her slut-ass lungs, "FUCK MY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER - FUCK ME HARD YOU BASTARD!!!!"

The cute, shorter bartender - simply left - before he figured the police would come - and slept over at a friends.

And apparently the police never did come. You wonder - what the hell did the neighbors think?

They must have all been turned on.
 
... well that story made me wet ... so i think it is a turn on ... oh ummm ... yup ... yes sireebop ...

but i really wish you didn't say the shorter bartender was "cute" ... that didn't make it too sexy ... "cute" is well ... too "cute" ... lol ... no seriously ...

but wow .... what a story ... ahhhhhhh new yorkers, eh?

heyyyyyyy April <big hugs> .... we should show Sparky just how loud we can be during sex, darling .... ;)
 
I was having voice sex through MSN, and blew her speakers. She didn't care.

People tell me I'm loud, and that I say fuck alot, but I don't really think I'm the loudest, so I would rate myself at an 8.
 
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