Sex bloopers... Ya gotta love em!

Ravenloft

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Over on Kazaa I just found a clip where this guy shoots a load right at his wifes eye and she's like "I can't open my eye!"

He he he... Heh...

I am sooooo bord!

I'm going out of my mind!
 
************ ((((((((((((((((( �@My OWN TRUE MISS_take!! �@))))))))))) ************



When I read this BEAUTIFULLY ROMANTIC POEM in our GUESTBOOK at http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?a=sign&u=chodai&i=1&r= Nagasaki University's Internet Affairs Classes for cyber-VIRGINS (I THOUGHT I knew beter, BUTT I guess I'm still pretty much one myself!) I FELL HEAD over HEELS for it's w-a-y HANDSOME, charming, CUTE, gentlemanly, boyish in his ah-shucks demeanor, yet MANLY in POWERFULLY BUILT FORM AUTHOR, RavingHood! :eek:

[ Stuff removed - Laurel ]

I MISS-takenly sought his FEEDBACK on my BEST erotica. He told me that since there was TOO MUCH ORAL SEX & not enough foot fetish in it to suit his taste, it didn't turn him on, so he was grading me 20% below par!�@:eek:

Well, now RAVENLOFT, says he has sent me an e-MALE at home, which I'm sure will TOTALLY ex-honor-ate him, in HIS SIN-til-ate-kink eyes at the very least. Meanwhile, I'd LOVE for the originator of this LOVE BOGGERS thread to wolf talk his way out of it RIGHT HERE AND NOW! Ai (That's my NAME, Horny. Don't WEAR it out. Ai = LOVE in Japanese & Chinese) is WETTING to be RAPED again by HIS . . .

LOVE, Kin Ky
�@ :rolleyes: �@:cool:�@ ;) �@:D �@:p
 
I guess you didn't notice my poem yet, Kinky.
 
I once saw an amatuer video. The woman was hot and everything seemed okay. Then while the guy was fucking her from the back, he suddenly moaned and she broke out in laughter. Apparently, he became a "one minute man" accidently.

They had to do another take on that movie but he really didn't last that much longer.
 
Quote: originally posted by kinkly love

"MISS-takenly sought...."


_________________

How did I get brought into this?!

:confused:
 
*LMAO*

Kinky... Babe... A five is the best vote you can get... IT says so RIGHT next to the flipping number... You just have to look is all... And there I was... Giving her a four, and what the FUCK do I get in return? Some seriously off base accusations. Obviously, she won't believe me that a four is a good rating... Can anyone else slap her upside the head for me so she can get that waded up bunch of panties out her ass? Yeesh.

*Sigh*

Women...

PS: You're orriginal impression of me was correct, you're just too blind/stubborn/VINDICTIVE to see it I guess.
 
What the hell was that?!
No fair changing the text on me before the test!
 
But I like it!

This is what happens when I get kicked in the teeth without proper justification folks. I would be happy as a pig in shit to get fours! But then... I wouldn't commit suicide over an F either... *Ooo, real controvertial statement there, huh? Bad Ravey, bad.*
Give a girl a diamond and they treat it like a lump of charcoal, I swear...

Pfft... Women...
 
Yikes!

Ravenloft said:
...Give a girl a diamond and they treat it like a lump of charcoal, I swear...

Pfft... Women...

Not to over-generalize or anything, right Raven? ;)

Ruby
 
Damn it all.....but I gotta say this.


Kinkylove.or whatever. Girl, your posting style has gotta change. Its so....so......obnoxious. You dont need huge pics or large letters in every post to get noticed.



And another thing, lay off Ravenloft. All he learned in life is how many times he has masturbated.;) :p :D ;) (*MUAH* Raveybaby!)
 
Re: ************ ((((((((((((((((( ?@My OWN TRUE MISS_take!! ?@))))))))))) ********

KinkyLOVE said:

When I read this BEAUTIFULLY ROMANTIC POEM in our GUESTBOOK at http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?a=sign&u=chodai&i=1&r= Nagasaki University's Internet Affairs Classes for cyber-VIRGINS (I THOUGHT I knew beter, BUTT I guess I'm still pretty much one myself!) I FELL HEAD over HEELS for it's w-a-y HANDSOME, charming, CUTE, gentlemanly, boyish in his ah-shucks demeanor, yet MANLY in POWERFULLY BUILT FORM AUTHOR, RavingHood! :eek:

[ Stuff removed - Laurel ]

I MISS-takenly sought his FEEDBACK on my BEST erotica. He told me that since there was TOO MUCH ORAL SEX & not enough foot fetish in it to suit his taste, it didn't turn him on, so he was grading me 20% below par!?@:eek:

Well, now RAVENLOFT, says he has sent me an e-MALE at home, which I'm sure will TOTALLY ex-honor-ate him, in HIS SIN-til-ate-kink eyes at the very least. Meanwhile, I'd LOVE for the originator of this LOVE BOGGERS thread to wolf talk his way out of it RIGHT HERE AND NOW! Ai (That's my NAME, Horny. Don't WEAR it out. Ai = LOVE in Japanese & Chinese) is WETTING to be RAPED again by HIS . . .

LOVE, Kin Ky[/SIZE]?@ :rolleyes: ?@:cool:?@ ;) ?@:D ?@:p

That is the most annoying post I have ever seen.

Size and purposful spelling mistakes aside...

Not everyone likes the same stuff, and not everyone will agree on the same erotica. Just because you got less then the perfect score you sought, does not mean he did it just to piss you off. Alot of people score my stuff low. Do I take it all to heart and sob over it? No. They have thier oppinion, just as I have mine.

I have seen some wretched stories out there that I would not vote higher then a 1 for (for me, if it is that bad, I just don't vote, so they are saved the shitty vote), while other people would give it a 5.

A 4 out of 5 possible is not a bad score at all. Suck it up, and live with it. If you are going to be that sensitive to what others vote, then A: don't seek people out to specificlly vote for it, and B: don't accept votes at all. You can turn them off.

Totally unrelated topic... the spelling shit is about the most annoying I have ever seen. Yeah, it's cute once in a while to slip in a sexy word, but to break up just about every word you can with some form of erotic word is just plain old annoying as fuck.
 
Talk about dumb........

KinkyLOVE said:


Nagasaki University's Internet Affairs Classes for cyber-VIRGINS (I THOUGHT I knew beter, BUTT I guess I'm still pretty much one myself!)
am I the only one bothered by this??????




Ai (That's my NAME, Horny. Don't WEAR it out. Ai = LOVE in Japanese & Chinese) is WETTING to be RAPED again by HIS . . .

well now, isnt that special????


 
*Wiping away a tear*
Thanks you two...
And I DO NOT COUNT how many times I have masturbated!

...8,675,309... And... One...

*Whispering* Jenny...
 
I'm just kinda curious, but why did Laurel remove part of that post?

Idont think I've ever seen that, save for when she has removed ENTIRE posts, not part.


Agian I ask, Why?
 
__RAPE THE DEAD! _THEY NEVER FIGHT BACK!



:eek: Halloween :eek:

:eek: Never :eek:

:eek: Ends :eek:

:eek: It :eek:

:eek: lurks :eek:

!



 
Re: ************ ((((((((((((((((( �@My OWN TRUE MISS_take!! �@))))))))))) ************

KinkyLOVE said:


When I read this BEAUTIFULLY ROMANTIC POEM in our GUESTBOOK at http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?a=sign&u=chodai&i=1&r= Nagasaki University's Internet Affairs Classes for cyber-VIRGINS (I THOUGHT I knew beter, BUTT I guess I'm still pretty much one myself!) I FELL HEAD over HEELS for it's w-a-y HANDSOME, charming, CUTE, gentlemanly... (snipped the rest of the rubbish)


Is this what passes for entertaining, witty and articulate posts these days?? Stop the Internet - I want to get off!


Styphon
 
Re: Re: ************ ((((((((((((((((( �@My OWN TRUE MISS_take!! �@))))))))))) ************

Styphon said:


Is this what passes for entertaining, witty and articulate posts these days?? Stop the Internet - I want to get off!


Styphon

psssstt-- the ignore function works better than jumping off the Internet. Until people start quoting the crap from those you have on ignore, of course.
 
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