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I found this on my hard drive when I was cleaning things up and got a laugh out of it. I don't really remember where I got it but I thought I'd share...
What's your favorite color?
Yeah I know there are 11 colors, but the poll only lets you do up to ten. I left out grey cuz it's the one I liked the least. If you're grey sorry... leave a fun post!
Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all
give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for
your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look
around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home
decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently
it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists,
speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association
between color and sexual patterns.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
some cases they flaunt their femininity but because they secretly hate men.
A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like
pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three
dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in
some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest
egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who
hate to mess their hair. Men are business like in their approach to lovemaking. In
both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than
anyone else's gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at
their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of molesters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming
and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate.
If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The
sex act is regarded as a dramatic one act play in which they are the star.
Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not
experience orgasm but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires
of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love
you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of brown. They need lots of
time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word
could end the affair.
GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They
can't get excited about anything including color so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
tension but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only:
to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the
bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with
another color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.
When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are
like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate never seeking outside interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make
love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath
the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still
use pet names for their genitals.
********************************************************************
OKAY GUYS:
THESE ARE THE LIT REVISIONS TO DATE!
There are still plenty of fixes that this poll needs so speak up!
I think we'll edit all the additions together at the end of it, once we have all the suggestions in...
Maybe then redo the poll and see if we get more "That's just like me" responses then!
My suggestion: Add to the new definitions as you see fit... By the time we're done we'll be able to publish the edit... We have:
Purple Glynndah I'm holding you to it!
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are
like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate never seeking outside interests.
Black: The color of night, of shadows and shade, of elegance and crime. Those who favor Black are deep, mysterious, secretive lovers willing to take their time, and spare no expense to give your darkest fantasy. The favorite of BDSM aficionados, these lovers don't want to know what's coming next--or want you to know what's coming next either.
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at
their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of molesters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Black is also the favorite color of fascists, it's the color of sexual dominance; one of the first things Bush did after taking office was to change the Special Forces berets from Red to Black.
Green is the color of the Earth and of living things. Men who like green are chthonic, deeply rooted in life, growth and fertility. A woman marrying a Green man better either have a good source of birth control or be prepared for a large family. Fortunately for her, they will be well fed as Green men are prodigious gardeners and providers, hunters and anglers. They are as immovable as the redwoods, enduring as the oaks and fertile as the Great Plains itself. Wine is also important .
is the color of the flourishing earth. Green people relate physically-- to them fucking and lovemaking are the same, and they are sure that it is possible to make love from the acts of pleasure. As exuberant plantlife knows no boundaries and spills over any retainer, so do green lovers explore, encroach and transgress. They are straightforward; they usually have no further goal in the bedroom, than simply being there.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
White People who favor the color white are innocent on the first view, but hiding much behind that pure facade. Women who favor white do love white roses, sex in the snow and not wearing panties beneath their wedding dress. Men do love Real Madrid, the white ballett, and that alone tells much, even if you're not from Barcelona. They also love their eggs salted, Salt Lake City and whoever rules in the White House. Men loving white also love the parts of the female anatomy that isn't tanned after a sunbath at a public pool. They also love to remove women's clothes with their teeth.
What's your favorite color?
Yeah I know there are 11 colors, but the poll only lets you do up to ten. I left out grey cuz it's the one I liked the least. If you're grey sorry... leave a fun post!
Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all
give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for
your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look
around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home
decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently
it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists,
speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association
between color and sexual patterns.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
some cases they flaunt their femininity but because they secretly hate men.
A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like
pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three
dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in
some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest
egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who
hate to mess their hair. Men are business like in their approach to lovemaking. In
both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than
anyone else's gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at
their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of molesters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming
and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate.
If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The
sex act is regarded as a dramatic one act play in which they are the star.
Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not
experience orgasm but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires
of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love
you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of brown. They need lots of
time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word
could end the affair.
GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They
can't get excited about anything including color so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
tension but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only:
to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the
bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with
another color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.
When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are
like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate never seeking outside interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make
love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath
the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still
use pet names for their genitals.
********************************************************************
OKAY GUYS:
THESE ARE THE LIT REVISIONS TO DATE!
There are still plenty of fixes that this poll needs so speak up!
I think we'll edit all the additions together at the end of it, once we have all the suggestions in...
Maybe then redo the poll and see if we get more "That's just like me" responses then!
My suggestion: Add to the new definitions as you see fit... By the time we're done we'll be able to publish the edit... We have:
Purple Glynndah I'm holding you to it!
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are
like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby
grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate never seeking outside interests.
Black: The color of night, of shadows and shade, of elegance and crime. Those who favor Black are deep, mysterious, secretive lovers willing to take their time, and spare no expense to give your darkest fantasy. The favorite of BDSM aficionados, these lovers don't want to know what's coming next--or want you to know what's coming next either.
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at
their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of molesters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Black is also the favorite color of fascists, it's the color of sexual dominance; one of the first things Bush did after taking office was to change the Special Forces berets from Red to Black.
Green is the color of the Earth and of living things. Men who like green are chthonic, deeply rooted in life, growth and fertility. A woman marrying a Green man better either have a good source of birth control or be prepared for a large family. Fortunately for her, they will be well fed as Green men are prodigious gardeners and providers, hunters and anglers. They are as immovable as the redwoods, enduring as the oaks and fertile as the Great Plains itself. Wine is also important .
is the color of the flourishing earth. Green people relate physically-- to them fucking and lovemaking are the same, and they are sure that it is possible to make love from the acts of pleasure. As exuberant plantlife knows no boundaries and spills over any retainer, so do green lovers explore, encroach and transgress. They are straightforward; they usually have no further goal in the bedroom, than simply being there.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
White People who favor the color white are innocent on the first view, but hiding much behind that pure facade. Women who favor white do love white roses, sex in the snow and not wearing panties beneath their wedding dress. Men do love Real Madrid, the white ballett, and that alone tells much, even if you're not from Barcelona. They also love their eggs salted, Salt Lake City and whoever rules in the White House. Men loving white also love the parts of the female anatomy that isn't tanned after a sunbath at a public pool. They also love to remove women's clothes with their teeth.
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