Sex and Exes

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

You can't divorce a first post!

 

[Lancecastor]

So, I'm at former Mr. Lavender's house tonight. He's out of town but will be joining me here later. He is drunk and will most likely be a bit stoned. He called a bit ago. I was under the assumption that this weekend would not be a battle about sex where I was forced to say no several times. After this phone call, and since he's all shades of drunk, this could prove problematic.

There is no sex to be had with lavender this weekend. That's for sure. Maybe I could just lie and tell him I was having my period.

Why do former relationships have to be so difficult? Why can't they just give up having sex with you and let the friendship move on? Ugh. I should have known better. He gets so fucking horny when he's drunk.

I have a simple sentence that I say to returning exes....and they alll return...

"No. Go. Now. Goodbye."

Friends? You are a grrl aren't you?

 

[calypso_21]

I have one of these too. Identical!!

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

I am still good friends with my ex. We don't see each other hardly ever because she is 4 hours away but we have met for drinks a couple of times just to talk.

We have both gotten a bit drunk those times and nothing inapropriate happend. We are both in commited relationships now so that may have something to do with it.


Another factor might be that the first time i saw her after we broke up I just could not belive how annoying I found her voice. I mean it just made my teeth chatter like nails on a chalkboard untill I had a good 3 or 4 drinks in me. My current gf's voice is many, many times more soothing, pleasent, and attractive then my ex's voice and my gf is more then 60% hearing impaired.

 

[Lancecastor]

Then...run away!

You know, I think I have joined the ranks of the officially looney!

I'm not going to have sex with him tonight. Not a chance. What's really fucked up is that it would be good sex. It always was after it had been awhile, especially when he was drunk and would lose his inhibitions. But nope, I don't even have a desire to have sex with him. Why? You might ask. Well, it's quite normal, a very traditional response. I'm not going to have great sex tonight, after being celibate for almost 3 months, because I don't want to fuck up something with someone I've never met.

*shakes head*

Methinks that being in the Ex's house knowing he's coming home drunk and randy with ExSex on his mind (and yours) is a Recipe for you changing your mind sometime just after he gets home.