Sex: Accidental Sightings

[bridgeburner]

It's 2:20 --- or it was five minutes ago --- and I was finishing a smoke on my front stoop getting ready to go to bed. I heard a female voice in the alley and it sounded kind of like sex, but then it didn't. It just sounded like maybe a drunk neighbor coming home late. So I got up to go inside and here comes my neighbor through the backyard and around the corner of the building. He's in his work clothes -- he tends bar a couple blocks away ---- but I notice that he's carrying a woman's bra.

And then about six feet behind him comes a girl in a wife-beater and nothing else. I thought she was wearing black panties and but she blushed and stammered and pulled her shirt down and I realized it was her bush.

So I'm left with the smirk on my neighbor's face, the naked chick following along behind him and the impression that my neighbor is much more interesting than I had previously thought.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I catch people all the time. And its always common circumstances.

 

[lushlucid]

that would be quite a sight

 

[Quint]

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[bridgeburner]

And where's your jack log, missy? Don't try to tell me you didn't! I know you, dirty girl!

Ha! I did jack, but not about that ---- I find it very difficult to jack about people I actually know. It certainly put me in the mood, however. Nothing super overt, no ritualized trappings, no leather or chains or anything to say "Hey we're practicing D/s," but I can't think it was anything else. They weren't drunk. This wasn't a stunt-looking kind of thing and he walked by cool as a cucumber except for that smirk. He was clearly getting off on the fact that she was naked and following behind him and got caught out by his neighbor and if I had to guess (which I suppose I do) I'd say she was more humiliated by the fact that she was seen by a woman than she would have been if I were a guy.

 

[Krinaia]

I've never seen actual booty happening but I've lived in enough in apartments to have HEARD sex happening. My previous neighbor never lasted very long. He was very attractive but no stamina!

My favorite though are the cars slightly steamed or parked mysteriously far away from all other cars at the movie theater - been inside of a few of those myself

 

[Krinaia]

oh and does it make me a bad bad little girl if during one episode of his sexual exploits, i put a glass to the wall to see if i could hear better?

 

[Chicklet]

ugh

my roommates' bedroom is directly underneath mine, and we have a house with those old vents that basically connect rooms with absolutely nothing to filter noise.

a couple nights ago my roommate had her girlfriend over, and their orgasmic screaming had me up until 5am. i had my TV on turned up as loud as I could stand without waking my OTHER roommates up, and it still didn't drown out the "OOOOOH!!!!!! SARAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"s that were coming through.

I wish I were a voyeur.

 

[DracnKitten]

Now, I'm trying to decide if I wanted to be you, making the sighting, or the girl trailing behind. I don't have aloit of sightings . . . my sister and her boyfriend . . . my parents (scarred for life) . . . . my husband's parents (wayyyy beyond scarred for life) . . .

Id did catch my roommates once, which was amusing, but I never looked at my beanbag the same way again. And I saw a couple down the row form me ina nearly empty theatre trying to go at it as inconspiciously as possible. They failed.

THe only other thing I can think of is not a sight I made, btu that was made of me.

A guy I had a one night stand with (only becuase henever contacted me again) and I had some fun on my friend's apartment floor. Being that we had played DnD that ngiht and everyone got drunk there were 4 or 5 other peoplke in the room and we know at least two people saw us.

They made SURE we knew the next morning, lol.

 

[Chicklet]

. . . . my husband's parents (wayyyy beyond scarred for life) . . .

OMG

I'd suppressed that one until you mentioned it...

 

[DracnKitten]

lol. M yhusband an I are both 23 . . his mother on the other hand is 60 . . . i didnt' enjoy that sighting. At all.

 

[Netzach]

Heh.

Sweet.

 

[Quint]

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[Chris_Xavier]

I wish I were a voyeur.

Somebody mention my name?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I saw panda's doing it in Youtube sourcing something for Miss Rose.

Oh my http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/22.gif

 

[Krinaia]

Oh I practically had my top off once in a mostly deserted movie theater making out with this guy... i did manage to keep his hand out from under my skirt by i know i wuold have flashed bra a few times if anyone had been there to see it.

i wonder if the guy in the reel booths can see anything...

 

[malinborn]

I never spotted my parents... but i have heard them

*squeak squeak*

spotted my brother and his girlfriend at the time in the living room as i was walking upstairs. spotted a few friends in high school...

 

[SubKekiLee]

wel I just watched my GF and her friend having sex I dont think it was purposeful but maybe it was.. hehhe

 

[Chris_Xavier]

How come I NEVER see any of this stuff?

 

[EmpressFi]

Never saw anyone doing the full act but I heard my brother and his wife doing it... then heard something no little sister needs to hear about her brother

"Oh god..stop stop ow ow ow.. you're too big.. you're hurting me.. stop!"

Malin.... be quiet!

Now, I have participated in a game of Adult truth or dare where I watched and participated in oral sex while others watched..

 

[HB1965]

When I was in college, I came out of my room late one to see my roommate being fucked against the wall by her bf. I watched for a minute, did my business, and went back to bed. They were so into it they didn't even notice that I was there.

 

[bholderman]

Now, I have participated in a game of Adult truth or dare where I watched and participated in oral sex while others watched..

God now there's a turn on...

 

[EmpressFi]

God now there's a turn on...

Is now..but I was nervous as hell then...

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

Yeah, I have one. Last year my roommate and her boyfriend came back after partying and did it while they thought I was sleeping. Heard the entire thing, but luckly chose not to watch (two incredibly unattractive people). Needless to say we did not get along, and after I moved into another room, I started telling all of my friends (and some of our mutual friends) about it just to spite her.

 

[reignophelia]

Does watching my college room mate hump a desk in her sleep count?