Sex a la mode

[Guest]

In my thread Warning: "Language" is sexist and dangerous to a woman's health, Never posted a pic of a box of penis shaped pasta. Svenskaflicka replied, "You wouldn't BELIEVE the sorts of pasta I found in a little shop in Rome! Vagina-shaped macaronis, anyone?"

I then replied, "You certainly have a way of getting to the meaning of sex, haha. Yeah, we've got pussy pasta in SF too. I serve it with a white sauce (can just see you cringing now). Myself, I like those little Japanese mushrooms that look and feel like tiny dicks, lovely sensation with each bite. Yum..."

This leads me to wonder what erotic, sexy, sensual foodstuffs others enjoy, or dislike.

The most sensual food I know and love is the mango. When I'm walking by a produce stand in mango season the scent immediately makes me heady. It's taste and texture are sweetly sexy for me, have loved them since girlhood (when I simply couldn't identify what I felt). My father used to tease me about how messily I ate them and how I always managed to suck the big seed clean and dry.

As for what's a tastebud antonym to sensual: liver. Yuk, yucky, yuk.

epicureally, Perdita

 

[Chicklet]

I have this idea for a story I've been wanting to write for a long time - king-sized snickers used as a dildo! YUM! I think it would be cool, really...I'd call it "snickers satisfies"

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Chiclet, Snickers are my fave cheap chocolate bar, but I can't quite see using it myself as a dildo; what about the sharp nut bits?

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I remember that idea, Chicklet! You wanted two girls to get all messy, and then lick each other clean. Would that be a Lesbian story, or a Fetish story, I wonder..?

Me, I'm a great pasta fan, and I think pasta is very sensual food, when cooked properly. (Also, it brings back many romantic memories of when Hubby took me to Rome for a weekend, just to take me to an Italian Restaurant...)
Then again, pasta is for me also cute, funny, comforting, cheap, messy, dirty, flirty, classy, quick...

Popsicles are also sexy - if you eat them the way I do. M says that all food is sexy when you eat dinner with me, coz I love food, and always make little faces and sounds when I'm eating, that reveals how much I like the food, and apparently, I look like I'm having sex when I eat. I moan, I close my eyes, I lick my lips - I even swallow sexy!

Dinner as foreplay. Hmmm... There's a plot bunny here somewhere.

As for unsexy food - pölsa! A Swedish dish, consisting of cooked minced meat, and grain, I think, all grey. looking like oat meal porridge, but tasting like meat. Very nice together with potatoes and beetroots, but DEFINITELY not sexy!

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

To be honest I always have trouble associating inherently non-sexual things with sex. It makes me cringe. That scene in Naked Gun with the flower opening, and the rocket going off... Oh man, that's so CHEAP!

but... I suppose I have to answer with vanilla milkshake. I recall a time when I was just starting to fall in love for the first time, I wasn't really sure but somehow I wanted it to be true. That night I'd taken my g/f for a MacDonalds, she took a suck on her vanilla milkshake, then smiled at me, while a little drop of creamy fluid from the straw tip ran down her bottom lip. And then, I knew I was in love...

ax

 

[Guest]

Ahhhhhhhh...

Ax, that is just too dear. Lovely scene, thanks for posting.

your fan, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Scottish anerotica

Just the idea of haggis is a turn off for me.
MG
Ps. Chittlin's, too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think haggis and pölsa are very similar.

 

[Quasimodem]

My suggestion would be an "Oh Henry" bar.

That would work both as an effectively irregular-surfaced dildo , and as an exclamation of orgasmic delight, as well.

Haggis seems to be something one would use, with which to give someone an enema.

 

[Octavian]

A big turn-off

I wouldn't like to have sex on the commode.
There would always be the chance that you could fall off it.

Octavian

 

[Guest]

Octavian: took me a minute. You're too literarily cool.

Perdita

C'mon, people, doesn't anyone get off gastronmically besides me and Flicka?

 

[Never]

"Brownies"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This leads me to wonder what erotic, sexy, sensual foodstuffs others enjoy, or dislike. Perdiat

For me, it all depends on who's the serving dish. However, it's hard to go wrong with strawberries and cream.

RF

 

[TheEarl]

Ice cream. And chocolate sauce.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Ice cream. And chocolate sauce.

Oh, I love hot fudge sundaes; the hot and cold together.

Have also had "fried" ice cream in Japanese and Mexican restaurants. A scoop of i.c. is covered in dough (cinnamon flavored for Mexican, light tempura for Japanese) then deep fried. If done well (fast) the i.c. doesn't melt, and the combo of hot crust and cold filling is delicious, esp. drizzled w/hot chocolate.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Brownies"

I believe the PC term is "African American", dear...

 

[Lovepotion69]

Ever read "Like water for chocolate"? Sure made me want to run to the kitchen and cook up a nice hot dish for some man.

I personally have a fantasy of one day walking into my kitchen and see my man dressed in only an apron while cooking. The aroma filling the kitchen. Of course it'd have to be a mixture of spicy, cold, smooth etc. Mmmmm...

Yep, food and cooking can be awfully sensual. I swear I'm using this for my fetish story...

Oh, and to answer the question; mango, ice cream, chocolate, strawberries. But it's more all in the way you eat something, or a dish that just wonderfully combines taste, smell and presentation. I have a thing for the smell of cinnamon and coconut though.

/LP

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I have this idea for a story I've been wanting to write for a long time - king-sized snickers used as a dildo! YUM! I think it would be cool, really...I'd call it "snickers satisfies"

Chicklet

I've been waiting for this story for more than six months! Let me know if you do submit it.

 

[Wantonica]

Pussy shaped pasta? It reminds me of shells turned around... huh. In any case, I love eating a bratwurst; give me no jokes on weenies, I hate hot dogs, but a brat! Yep. They do say oysters are a pussy reminder, and I have to agree. Even in my distressed, non-thinking state of mind.

Never: Brownies? Please explain...

Happiness,
Wantonica

 

[Guest]

Like Svenska I also find pasta sensual, especially the shapes, vs. noodles. Actually I love the names. There's a fave Italian restaurant in SF and I always anticipate hearing my fave waiter pronounce all the -ini's; sets me up fine.

Wanton mentioned oysters, another sexy morsel, on the half-shell with just lemon juice.

I make the best flan I've ever had, and everyone who has it says same (got the recipe from a Filipino chemist at Caltech). I make it extra rich (hate watery custard) with extra carmelized sugar. The texture is exquisite, can't describe it.

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Cheggy Bacon

At one time most British Naval Officers were taught how to cook "Cheggy Bacon" (Cheese Eggy Bacon) which is a simple version of Quiche Lorraine.

The idea was that if the Naval Officer was entertaining a lady he should cook for her. Cheggy Bacon was almost impossible to get wrong and if served with a neatly prepared side salad it would look impressive. This was in the 1940s, 50s and early 60s when most people in the UK had never heard of quiche nor seen one. So Cheggy Bacon and salad looked exotic, wasn't too heavy on the stomach and went with wine.

Cheggy Bacon was the Naval Officers' seduction device. One evening of that with a large quantity of duty free wine could often lead to marriage. Sailors never had time for long courtships.

After marriage the lady would find that Cheggy Bacon was all he could cook but Naval Officers did have other attractions.

For several generations of Naval Officers Cheggy Bacon was the ultimate food for sex. I still like Quiche Lorraine.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ever read "Like water for chocolate"? Sure made me want to run to the kitchen and cook up a nice hot dish for some man.
/LP

According to my ex, in Ghana women put chili in the food when they want their husbands to make love to them all night. Apparently, it's got something to do with heating up the blood.

 

[Guest]

According to my ex, in Ghana women put chili in the food when they want their husbands to make love to them all night. Apparently, it's got something to do with heating up the blood.

Ha ha, I like that idea. Mexicans use chili in almost everything so we're all hot blooded to begin with.

Perdita

 

[MsWriter26]

Mmmm...

Has anyone read the novel Eat Me? It shows some amazing things you can do when mixing food with sex, particularly fruit.

 

[gauchecritic]

I have this idea for a story I've been wanting to write for a long time - king-sized snickers used as a dildo! YUM! I think it would be cool, really...I'd call it "snickers satisfies"

Chicklet

The singer from "Right Said Fred" often refers to stories about gay sex and Toblerones and the fact that they can be re-wrapped and replaced in the packet. Dunno what the fuck that's about.

Gauche