Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Tio_Narratore]

'Oral RECITAL at Slippery Y High'

She blew the critics away with her debut oral performance, so CENTRAL casting gave her the lead role in the remake of that classic skin flute musical, "B-Day BJ on B'Way."

 

[Candy_Kane54]

She blew the critics away with her debut oral performance, so CENTRAL casting gave her the lead role in the remake of that classic skin flute musical, "B-Day BJ on B'Way."

One critic went so far as to say that it's a MIRACLE that the camera was able to catch all of the details of the action.

 

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One critic went so far as to say that it's a MIRACLE that the camera was able to catch all of the details of the action.

Those involved did a great job of posing for the CAMERAS

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Those involved did a great job of posing for the CAMERAS

And helped put AMERICA back in the forefront of international oral art performance!

 

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And helped put AMERICA back in the forefront of international oral art performance!

The trolls claim this didn't VARIATE from the trope so they 1-bombed it

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The trolls claim this didn't VARIATE from the trope so they 1-bombed it

Despite the best effort of the trolls, the REVIVAL of "B-Day BJ on B'Way" was both a critical and a box office success.

 

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Despite the best effort of the trolls, the REVIVAL of "B-Day BJ on B'Way" was both a critical and a box office success.

Our heroine BRAVELY gave interviews but it was obvious why she'd been chosen

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Our heroine BRAVELY gave interviews but it was obvious why she'd been chosen

Her notoriety precluded her returning to her former job at the LIBRARY.

 

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Her notoriety precluded her returning to her former job at the LIBRARY.

She became a BATGIRL for the minor league baseball team where she polished many of the player's bats.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

She became a BATGIRL for the minor league baseball team where she polished many of the player's bats.

For some reason, the baseball team owned a GALLIOT and on off-days, the team would go sailing on it.

 

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For some reason, the baseball team owned a GALLIOT and on off-days, the team would go sailing on it.

that would be quite crowded. The big league team owns a GALLEON

 

[Candy_Kane54]

that would be quite crowded. The big league team owns a GALLEON

True, it would be ILLEGAL to have too many people on the galleon at one time.

 

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True, it would be ILLEGAL to have too many people on the galleon at one time.

What they had our heroine doing was illegal in most states but with a LIBERAL donation to the right people a blind eye was turned

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What they had our heroine doing was illegal in most states but with a LIBERAL donation to the right people a blind eye was turned

Nevertheless, the prudes mounted protests, but these were countered by massive RALLIES of libertines.

 

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Nevertheless, the prudes mounted protests, but these were countered by massive RALLIES of libertines.

With the hands clapping and asses swaying it was reminiscent of an old-time REVIVAL

 

[Candy_Kane54]

With the hands clapping and asses swaying it was reminiscent of an old-time REVIVAL

You should have seen them scramble when a REDTAIL hawk swooped down and attacked the little chow that one libertine brought with them.

 

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You should have seen them scramble when a REDTAIL hawk swooped down and attacked the little chow that one libertine brought with them.

OH NO! Not 'Precious'! Who'd have thought that annoying little mutt would ever leave his EARTHLY confines?

 

[Candy_Kane54]

OH NO! Not 'Precious'! Who'd have thought that annoying little mutt would ever leave his EARTHLY confines?

CLEARLY, 'Precious' shouldn't have tried to stand up to the hawk ...

 

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CLEARLY, 'Precious' shouldn't have tried to stand up to the hawk ...

To make matters worse, some smart-ass did an ALLEGRO parody 'Fly Precious like a kite, up to the highest heights, up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear'

 

[Tio_Narratore]

To make matters worse, some smart-ass did an ALLEGRO parody 'Fly Precious like a kite, up to the highest heights, up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear'

ROYALLY screwing up the whole event!

 

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ROYALLY screwing up the whole event!

However, it didn't come close to slowing down the rhetoric from the MAYORAL candidate

 

[Candy_Kane54]

However, it didn't come close to slowing down the rhetoric from the MAYORAL candidate

It ratcheted up even more when everyone broke into the MARSALA and it went downhill from there.

 

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It ratcheted up even more when everyone broke into the MARSALA and it went downhill from there.

The police chief told the press, with SARCASM , that the drunks were not a problem

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The police chief told the press, with SARCASM , that the drunks were not a problem

After all, even while inebriated, they still enjoyed their ORGASMS.

 

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After all, even while inebriated, they still enjoyed their ORGASMS.

What are these things you refer to as orgasms? For some reason that word AROUSES me.