Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[A_Bierce]

a man might be considered a MILKSOP for such a display of emotion

Anyone who doesn't understand such emotions has been SPOILED by his unexamined life.

 

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Anyone who doesn't understand such emotions has been SPOILED by his unexamined life.

the last examiner SCOWLED before fleeing

 

[A_Bierce]

the last examiner SCOWLED before fleeing

The world needs more fleeing HOWLERS like it needs more viruses.

 

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The world needs more fleeing HOWLERS like it needs more viruses.

some fear viruses WHEREAS others fear the truth

 

[A_Bierce]

some fear viruses WHEREAS others fear the truth

Truth is measured in RASHERS of bacon.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Truth is measured in RASHERS of bacon.

I love my rashers of bacon smothered in HARISSA.

 

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I love my rashers of bacon smothered in HARISSA.

for those of us whose blood type is coffee a competent BARISTA compliments that breakfast

 

[Candy_Kane54]

for those of us whose blood type is coffee a competent BARISTA compliments that breakfast

Hopefully, the barista has a good supply of ARABICA beans.

 

[A_Bierce]

Hopefully, the barista has a good supply of ARABICA beans.

Ah, I smell the Arabica so I'll put my CARBINE away.

 

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Ah, I smell the Arabica so I'll put my CARBINE away.

I hope you enjoy the plate of PRALINE treats with your

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hope you enjoy the plate of PRALINE treats with your

And that the pralines are served on an OPALINE platter.

 

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And that the pralines are served on an OPALINE platter.

I didn't want to VIOLATE protocol so I waited until the treats were tasted

 

[A_Bierce]

I didn't want to VIOLATE protocol so I waited until the treats were tasted

Protocol, schmotocol! I AVOIDED niceties and copped the best of the treats.

 

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Protocol, schmotocol! I AVOIDED niceties and copped the best of the treats.

the hostess noticed that you HOARDED

 

[A_Bierce]

the hostess noticed that you HOARDED

Me, hoard? I was too busy eyeing the nice ( o Y o ) revealed by the skimpy THREADS our hostess was wearing.

 

[LinneaLundin]

Me, hoard? I was too busy eyeing the nice ( o Y o ) revealed by the skimpy THREADS our hostess was wearing.

starter

 

[Candy_Kane54]

starter

As a starter, I find macaroons to be a HARSHER treat than pralines.

 

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As a starter, I find macaroons to be a HARSHER treat than pralines.

proof that they were harsher is that that line was SHORTER . Only the line for hoosiers had fewer

 

[Candy_Kane54]

proof that they were harsher is that that line was SHORTER . Only the line for Hoosiers had fewer

I had a witty RIPOSTE about Hoosiers, but I didn't want to be too harsh to them ...

 

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I had a witty RIPOSTE about Hoosiers, but I didn't want to be too harsh to them ...

cluck cluck cluck! Get your EPEEIST out and poke some fun

 

[A_Bierce]

cluck cluck cluck! Get your EPEEIST out and poke some fun

The climb to the gallows is STEEPER than it looks. Epee or sabre won't help.

 

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The climb to the gallows is STEEPER than it looks. Epee or sabre won't help.

I guess I should EXPRESS some regrets about exposing who wears the panties

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I guess I should EXPRESS some regrets about exposing who wears the panties

Perhaps consulting a POETESS could help you express yourself about who wears panties ...

 

[A_Bierce]

Perhaps consulting a POETESS could help you express yourself about who wears panties ...

More likely the poetess will point out (in a lyrical way, natch) that he STEPPED in it several times recently.

 

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More likely the poetess will point out (in a lyrical way, natch) that he STEPPED in it several times recently.

apparently my fate DEPENDS on the sincerity of my groveling