Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

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But all hell breaks loose when the seacock ACCOSTS the pussycat.

they could have COASTED to shore if only half of hell broke loose. Now they are adrift

 

[A_Bierce]

they could have COASTED to shore if only half of hell broke loose. Now they are adrift

Coasted, hell, they could have SCOOTED ashore before setting adrift.

 

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Coasted, hell, they could have SCOOTED ashore before setting adrift.

being adrift was taxing. It was days before we were NOTICED

 

[A_Bierce]

being adrift was taxing. It was days before we were NOTICED

Surely by then you had ENTICED your shipmate to amorous adventures.

 

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Surely by then you had ENTICED your shipmate to amorous adventures.

you try SIXTEEN positions and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt

 

[A_Bierce]

you try SIXTEEN positions and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt

For that many positions you'd need a SEXTANT to remember which side is up.

 

[LinneaLundin]

For that many positions you'd need a SEXTANT to remember which side is up.

texting

 

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For that many positions you'd need a SEXTANT to remember which side is up.

well if I had a signal I'd be texting my friends LETTING them know what a great time I was having

 

[Candy_Kane54]

well if I had a signal I'd be texting my friends LETTING them know what a great time I was having

By TALKING, you'd be letting them know without a lot of texting.

 

[A_Bierce]

By TALKING, you'd be letting them know without a lot of texting.

But they can read the texts while they're WALKING around the outlet mall.

 

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But they can read the texts while they're WALKING around the outlet mall.

even walking couldn't suppress the GENITAL tingling from the texting and talking

 

[A_Bierce]

even walking couldn't suppress the GENITAL tingling from the texting and talking

Your one-track mind usually LINGERS on the salacious possibilities.

 

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Your one-track mind usually LINGERS on the salacious possibilities.

I'll save my DENIALS as I clearly have no defense (or regrets)

 

[A_Bierce]

I'll save my DENIALS as I clearly have no defense (or regrets)

But it could also be argued that my SLANDER was over the top.

 

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But it could also be argued that my SLANDER was over the top.

well that could be true but, uh, but. Sorry this BRALESS beauty just smiled at me. What were we talking about?

 

[A_Bierce]

well that could be true but, uh, but. Sorry this BRALESS beauty just smiled at me. What were we talking about?

About how seldom a LESBIAN such as she ventures forth wearing a smile but not one of Herr Titzling's creations.

 

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About how seldom a LESBIAN such as she ventures forth wearing a smile but not one of Herr Titzling's creations.

my fantasies fail to account for preferences of the LASSIES

 

[A_Bierce]

my fantasies fail to account for preferences of the LASSIES

Then you must be aware that if said lassies are SESSILE they are bereft of petioles.

 

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Then you must be aware that if said lassies are SESSILE they are bereft of petioles.

a little Botany to spice up the day. Now back to my obsession with those associated with FELINES

 

[A_Bierce]

a little Botany to spice up the day. Now back to my obsession with those associated with FELINES

Botany day, not Botany Bay? Oh well. Said puddy tats would love to ENFILADE a line of mere males.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Botany day, not Botany Bay? Oh well. Said puddy tats would love to ENFILADE a line of mere males.

Unfortunately, a feline enfilade is eight letters so we will settle for watching the solar ECLIPSE happening today

 

[A_Bierce]

Unfortunately, a feline enfilade is eight letters so we will settle for watching the solar ECLIPSE happening today

Damn! I shoulda counted letters instead of being smug about knowing how enfilade is SPELLED. Mea culpa.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Damn! I shoulda counted letters instead of being smug about knowing how enfilade is SPELLED. Mea culpa.

Et mirabile dictu, the good lord will DISPELL your guilt.

 

[A_Bierce]

Et mirabile dictu, the good lord will DISPELL your guilt.

Believe it or not, I wept into my PILLOWS last night from overwhelming relief.

 

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Believe it or not, I wept into my PILLOWS last night from overwhelming relief.

a man might be considered a MILKSOP for such a display of emotion