Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[A_Bierce]

SOMEHOW the conversion starts adding sexual innuendo

HOWCOME you left at out of conversation?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

HOWCOME you left at out of conversation?

We WELCOME your conversion to the First Church of Sexual Innuendo.

 

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We WELCOME your conversion to the First Church of Sexual Innuendo.

yes, Tio understands that religion smooths the COMPLEX relationship between conversions and conversations

 

[A_Bierce]

We WELCOME your conversion to the First Church of Sexual Innuendo.

I already CLOWNED my way into the Onliest Church of Sexual Inadequacy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

yes, Tio understands that religion smooths the COMPLEX relationship between conversions and conversations

I already CLOWNED my way into the Onliest Church of Sexual Inadequacy.

Did you notice that "inadequacy" and "innuendo" are both found in the same chapter of any English LEXICON?

And did you notice that I used 5 letters from each of your entries, keeping to the rule of changing no more than two?

 

[A_Bierce]

Did you notice that "inadequacy" and "innuendo" are both found in the same chapter of any English LEXICON?

And did you notice that I used 5 letters from each of your entries, keeping to the rule of changing no more than two?

Sorry, TEXICAN is the only language with which I'm familiar.

 

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Sorry, TEXICAN is the only language with which I'm familiar.

is there a VACCINE for that speech issue?

 

[A_Bierce]

is there a VACCINE for that speech issue?

Not hardly! It is celebrated in CINEMAS and song!

 

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Not hardly! It is celebrated in CINEMAS and song!

so do those infected have MARCHES and bake sales?

 

[Candy_Kane54]

so do those infected have MARCHES and bake sales?

Do you have a CHARTER to hold those marches and bake sales?

 

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Do you have a CHARTER to hold those marches and bake sales?

do you suppose that their leaders drive around in a CHARIOT

 

[A_Bierce]

do you suppose that their leaders drive around in a CHARIOT

Yup. Trying to get away from that crowd of peasants with TORCHES and pitchforks.

 

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Yup. Trying to get away from that crowd of peasants with TORCHES and pitchforks.

do you shoot off ROCKETS when they celebrate cuatro de Julio?

 

[A_Bierce]

do you shoot off ROCKETS when they celebrate cuatro de Julio?

Nope. The vendors here STOCKED only roman candles and sparklers.

 

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Nope. The vendors here STOCKED only roman candles and sparklers.

in that case I'll drag a chair out onto my SUNDECK and watch the show

 

[A_Bierce]

in that case I'll drag a chair out onto my SUNDECK and watch the show

The impressive sky blasts are accompanied by a loverly DESCANT of flutes and pan pipes.

 

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The impressive sky blasts are accompanied by a loverly DESCANT of flutes and pan pipes.

the perfect accompaniment as my hands CASCADE across her curves

 

[A_Bierce]

the perfect accompaniment as my hands CASCADE across her curves

Not sure where her popped up, but your CADENZA sounds pretty good.

 

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Not sure where her popped up, but your CADENZA sounds pretty good.

can I help it if HerS keep popping up? Besides the CADENCE of her moans blended perfectly with the music

 

[A_Bierce]

can I help it if HerS keep popping up? Besides the CADENCE of her moans blended perfectly with the music

She ACCEDED to your blandishments only in your dreams.

 

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She ACCEDED to your blandishments only in your dreams.

true enough but others willingly CRADLED those same blandishments

 

[Candy_Kane54]

true enough but others willingly CRADLED those same blandishments

Many ORACLES have warned that wanting your blandishments cradled could lead to calamity ...

 

[A_Bierce]

Many ORACLES have warned that wanting your blandishments cradled could lead to calamity ...

An oracle, owl, and pussycat put to sea in a CORACLE of pea green.

 

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An oracle, owl, and pussycat put to sea in a CORACLE of pea green.

the pussycat only agreed to join them when told there was a SEACOCK in the craft

 

[A_Bierce]

the pussycat only agreed to join them when told there was a SEACOCK in the craft

But all hell breaks loose when the seacock ACCOSTS the pussycat.