Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

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While Daphnes may dine on slander, it won't be served on SALVERS.

rest ASSURED that we are here to service you properly

 

[LinneaLundin]

rest ASSURED that we are here to service you properly

dressed

 

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dressed

in my dreams the wear TEDDIES

 

[Tio_Narratore]

in my dreams the wear TEDDIES

And sing ribald DITTIES in four-part harmony.

 

[LinneaLundin]

And sing ribald DITTIES in four-part harmony.

digests

 

[Candy_Kane54]

digests

Singing ditties while digesting BUDGIES can lead to hilarity ...

 

[billg1421]

Singing ditties while digesting BUDGIES can lead to hilarity ...

SIDEBAR - I find it impressive the way you all are keeping this banter up!Kudos to all

 

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SIDEBAR - I find it impressive the way you all are keeping this banter up!Kudos to all

the BAWDIER the better

 

[billg1421]

the BAWDIER the better

Certainly. Bawdy banter can yield pleasurable REWARDS.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Certainly. Bawdy banter can yield pleasurable REWARDS.

Rewarding bawdy banter about digesting budgies can lead to DESPAIR.

 

[billg1421]

Rewarding bawdy banter about digesting budgies can lead to DESPAIR.

PERHAPS it would be best to not digest budgies and seek the rewards of bawdy banter instead.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

PERHAPS it would be best to not digest budgies and seek the rewards of bawdy banter instead.

And yet an ancient bard or HARPIST might sing in praise of lark's-tongue pie as well as pleasures more bawdy.

 

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And yet an ancient bard or HARPIST might sing in praise of lark's-tongue pie as well as pleasures more bawdy.

but think of the PARTIES

 

[A_Bierce]

but think of the PARTIES

If parties then SPRITES? Be still my beating heart!

 

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If parties then SPRITES? Be still my beating heart!

but it will attract the LUSTERS

speaking of which, welcome back A B

 

[A_Bierce]

but it will attract the LUSTERS

speaking of which, welcome back A B

Ah, the lusters, whom the budgies TRUSTED, unfortunately.

Y'all were having too much fun keeping the ball in the air.

 

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Ah, the lusters, whom the budgies TRUSTED, unfortunately.

Y'all were having too much fun keeping the ball in the air.

aww, so you have PERUSED the banter

 

[Candy_Kane54]

aww, so you have PERUSED the banter

... and I've perused the recipes for STRUDEL which is tastier that budgies ...

 

[A_Bierce]

... and I've perused the recipes for STRUDEL which is tastier that budgies ...

But what if one wants to DESTROY at least one cute li'l birdie?

 

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... and I've perused the recipes for STRUDEL which is tastier that budgies ...

you know how to strudel? That brings back some of my WILDEST memories

 

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But what if one wants to DESTROY at least one cute li'l birdie?

oops, looks like I SCOOTED right past A B. Now I'm following the rules again.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

oops, looks like I SCOOTED right past A B. Now I'm following the rules again.

We can celebrate your scooting with a nice MOSCATO!

 

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We can celebrate your scooting with a nice MOSCATO!

at my convenience store they keep that wine over by the CONDOMS

 

[billg1421]

at my convenience store they keep that wine over by the CONDOMS

Brilliant! Wine tends to make some rather SMOOCHY.

 

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Brilliant! Wine tends to make some rather SMOOCHY.

SOMEHOW the conversion starts adding sexual innuendo