Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Tio_Narratore]

we may need the MILITIA to control the crowd of H...s

Far better that amities keep all from warlike aggressions.

 

[moreandmore]

Far better that amities keep all from warlike aggressions.

perhaps the groupies will wear their LACIEST

 

[A_Bierce]

perhaps the groupies will wear their LACIEST

A lacy groupie and a SLACKER go into a bar...

 

[moreandmore]

A lacy groupie and a SLACKER go into a bar...

if she's underage there could be CHARGES

 

[A_Bierce]

if she's underage there could be CHARGES

Whatever her age, she GATHERS admirers as bees to clover.

 

[moreandmore]

Whatever her age, she GATHERS admirers as bees to clover.

methinks it has something to do with her HOOTERS

 

[A_Bierce]

methinks it has something to do with her HOOTERS

You think she'll ignore the SHORTER ones who gather, as usual?

 

[billg1421]

You think she'll ignore the SHORTER ones who gather, as usual?

Perhaps not. If she is HORNIER than usual, that is.

 

[A_Bierce]

Perhaps not. If she is HORNIER than usual, that is.

Could it be that she is simply HARRIED by all the attention?

 

[Comentarista82]

Could it be that she is simply HARRIED by all the attention?

Could it be she has one ADMIRER too many for her taste?

 

[A_Bierce]

Could it be she has one ADMIRER too many for her taste?

Ah yes, the one who REMINDS her of her ex.

 

[LinneaLundin]

Ah yes, the one who REMINDS her of her ex.

splined

 

[A_Bierce]

splined

spoiled

 

[billg1421]

spoiled

deposits

 

[Candy_Kane54]

deposits

stopper

 

[billg1421]

stopper

operant

 

[moreandmore]

operant

adoptee

 

[A_Bierce]

adoptee

deports

That was fun until it was spoiled.

 

[billg1421]

deports

That was fun until it was spoiled.

protect

 

[moreandmore]

protect

some may be afraid that she will TROUNCE them

 

[A_Bierce]

some may be afraid that she will TROUNCE them

Unless she COUNTED them worthy suitors.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Unless she COUNTED them worthy suitors.

Assuming they COZENED up to her ...

 

[A_Bierce]

Assuming they COZENED up to her ...

Any DENIZEN of her surroundings would, IMHO.

 

[moreandmore]

Any DENIZEN of her surroundings would, IMHO.

personally I would prefer that she was the DOYENNE

 

[A_Bierce]

personally I would prefer that she was the DOYENNE

She is ANNOYED you eschewed the subjunctive.