Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Candy_Kane54]

When you're SCABBED you'll know you've been Hoosiered. Which is akin to hosed, only worse.

Too many scrapes and you'll need BATCHES of bandages.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Too many scrapes and you'll need BATCHES of bandages.

such a shame, all these forces working to SHATTER my reputation as a puddy-tat

 

[A_Bierce]

such a shame, all these forces working to SHATTER my reputation as a puddy-tat

Save the THROATY denials, Dragon Lady!

 

[moreandmore]

Save the THROATY denials, Dragon Lady!

all together now in harmony we like puddy tats

 

[A_Bierce]

all together now in harmony we like puddy tats

But Dragon Lady is the monarch of all puddy tats!

However...
If harmony is what you crave,
Buy a tuba
BURMA SHAVE

 

[moreandmore]

But Dragon Lady is the monarch of all puddy tats!

However...
If harmony is what you crave,
Buy a tuba
BURMA SHAVE

think of the orphans left in her wake

 

[A_Bierce]

think of the orphans left in her wake

It could sharpen their sailing skills.

 

[moreandmore]

It could sharpen their sailing skills.

the poor things, dangling their tootsies off of the wharves

 

[A_Bierce]

the poor things, dangling their tootsies off of the wharves

No doubt they hope to harvest 10 toe-na fish.

 

[moreandmore]

No doubt they hope to harvest 10 toe-na fish.

that will be another peace offering for you know who

 

[A_Bierce]

that will be another peace offering for you know who

Yeah, but she knows where all the thrones are buried.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yeah, but she knows where all the thrones are buried.

Thrones are very strange seats, indeed.

 

[A_Bierce]

Thrones are very strange seats, indeed.

And harbor dangers for everyone subject to their occupants.

 

[Comentarista82]

And harbor dangers for everyone subject to their occupants.

But all the hidden AGENDAS others have pose far more "dangers."

 

[A_Bierce]

But all the hidden AGENDAS others have pose far more "dangers."

But different dangers for different genders, n'est-ce pas?

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

But different dangers for different genders, n'est-ce pas?

But none more lethal than this grenade I'm saving for uninvited guests

 

[moreandmore]

But none more lethal than this grenade I'm saving for uninvited guests

good to see we haven't driven the DEAREST one away

 

[A_Bierce]

good to see we haven't driven the DEAREST one away

Naah, she has always STEERED the safest, not quickest, line.

 

[moreandmore]

Naah, she has always STEERED the safest, not quickest, line.

yet I fear my fate is to be ROASTED

 

[Handley_Page]

ROASTED

He Boasted his innocence

 

[moreandmore]

He Boasted his innocence

I hope this is just a minor SETBACK

 

[A_Bierce]

I hope this is just a minor SETBACK

May I sell TICKETS to your roasting?

 

[moreandmore]

May I sell TICKETS to your roasting?

yes, morbid curiosity ELICITS pay per view

 

[A_Bierce]

yes, morbid curiosity ELICITS pay per view

No ILLICIT scalping, though, that's a no-no.

 

[moreandmore]

No ILLICIT scalping, though, that's a no-no.

we may need the MILITIA to control the crowd of H...s