Seriously?

[kellyz_craic]

Today's king of weird is this guy. Remind me what I'm doing here kicking around with all you perverts again?

having a dogs body would be inconvenient ...especially at the beach

Wow.

You sunshine, urgently need professional help.

oh wait a minute...you meant dogsbody as in jack of all trades.

Isn't a plumber or an electrician technically a professional that helps?

Um... because you split the word up into 'dogs body' I actually thought you were making some bizarre bestiality related comment!

Dogsbody where I am means the person at the bottom of the pecking order who does all the menial tasks. I've not heard tradesmen called dogsbodys and I still don't get what any of that has to do with the beach.

I may have to edit it out of my profile completely. Non brits are getting some peculiar ideas about me.

Sorry.

I was blending the literal with the obserd in order confuse you...

A confused woman more easily falls out of you clothes

Really luv? And what colour is the sky in that world?

Well this confused woman's going to hang onto her knickers for dear life.





That ain't his username by the way but I'm telling you it should be.

 

[seela]

Yeeeeah, a normal day on Lit. If you want to get fewer of the random PMs, choose invisible mode in your profile options.

 

[the captians wench]

Yeeeeah, a normal day on Lit. If you want to get fewer of the random PMs, choose invisible mode in your profile options.

Is that the trick?

I was wondering why I miss all the fun.

 

[seela]

Is that the trick?

I was wondering why I miss all the fun.

It definitely worked for me. I got tons of PMs when I started posting here, but the moment I ticked the invisible option the PMs pretty much stopped coming.

Now I'm lucky to get one PM a month, and even then it's usually a nice one about something I've posted and not some random dude with horrble grammar using text speak and clearly one hand.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Today's king of weird is this guy. Remind me what I'm doing here kicking around with all you perverts again?






Really luv? And what colour is the sky in that world?

Well this confused woman's going to hang onto her knickers for dear life.





That ain't his username by the way but I'm telling you it should be.

Hahaha Oh dear they just keep getting dumber and dumber!!
but yes taking yourself offline definitely helps from random 'weirdo's'

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You may enjoy this thread.

 

[Edith_UK]

Oh mate, now I wish I'd kept some of the more extreme weird ones I've had on here You know I just don't think you get the same level of batshit bonkers in the UK as you do in America. Summat to do with the size of the place. That general forum, I swear to god, is MENTAL. The BDSM forum, despite the subject matter, is actually one of the most sane places on here.

Whenever I get a particularly astonishingly weird one, I always think, what are you LIKE, in reality... Do you have a job? Do you appear like a normal, well balanced person to your colleagues and friends? Or are you this random IRL as well?

Gotta love it to an extent lol.

 

[Loverskitten]

Whenever I get a particularly astonishingly weird one, I always think, what are you LIKE, in reality... Do you have a job? Do you appear like a normal, well balanced person to your colleagues and friends? Or are you this random IRL as well?

I imagine they are young or reclusive and lack the basic social skills to A. Appear normal and well balanced in real life and/also, B. Send a polite PM to a lady he finds attractive.


On the other hand I have been the recipient of some (not enough though) very wonderful, polite, lovely PMs from a few Gentlemen on here! Yay Gentlemen!

 

[midwestyankee]

I imagine they are young or reclusive and lack the basic social skills to A. Appear normal and well balanced in real life and/also, B. Send a polite PM to a lady he finds attractive.


On the other hand I have been the recipient of some (not enough though) very wonderful, polite, lovely PMs from a few Gentlemen on here! Yay Gentlemen!

Which makes life a hair easier for us geezers who can spell "thank-you" and remember how to draft a complete sentence.

 

[Lord_Steve]

life is obserd

 

[Scentofawoman]

life is obserd

Or observed...

 

[BiBunny]

life is obserd

And death's the final werd.

 

[midwestyankee]

life is obserd

I would proffer obsithian.

 

[midwestyankee]

And death's the final werd.

Wurd...or wurst.

 

[Blase]

Remind me what I'm doing here kicking around with all you perverts again?

Waiting for someone to give you his wurst?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dogsbody? Dogsbody?? Good Lord, I learn a lot on these boards about the language I supposedly speak.

Time for some peas and eggs in a bag.

 

[Loverskitten]

As horny as I've been lately, I think I'll fire off some creeper PMs myself (I may have already)

*makes eyes at that fucking AV above me*

 

[kellyz_craic]

Oh mate, now I wish I'd kept some of the more extreme weird ones I've had on here You know I just don't think you get the same level of batshit bonkers in the UK as you do in America. Summat to do with the size of the place. That general forum, I swear to god, is MENTAL. The BDSM forum, despite the subject matter, is actually one of the most sane places on here.

Whenever I get a particularly astonishingly weird one, I always think, what are you LIKE, in reality... Do you have a job? Do you appear like a normal, well balanced person to your colleagues and friends? Or are you this random IRL as well?

Gotta love it to an extent lol.

I had a click around the general forum but yeah, just loads of political ranting and sad little pissing contests between members. Didn't see a single thread I would be interested in contributing to. It actually makes me chuckle that it's all the supposedly vanilla members who post on the general forum that are nuttier than squirrel shit, whereas the alternative peeps on the BDSM forum are orders of magnitude saner and more intellectual. Funny world ain't it?

 

[kellyz_craic]

Dogsbody? Dogsbody?? Good Lord, I learn a lot on these boards about the language I supposedly speak.

Time for some peas and eggs in a bag.

You heard it here first. Seriously though, I'm editing my profile. Funny what makes it across the pond and what doesn't.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Obserd.

 

[Edith_UK]

I had a click around the general forum but yeah, just loads of political ranting and sad little pissing contests between members. Didn't see a single thread I would be interested in contributing to. It actually makes me chuckle that it's all the supposedly vanilla members who post on the general forum that are nuttier than squirrel shit, whereas the alternative peeps on the BDSM forum are orders of magnitude saner and more intellectual. Funny world ain't it?

That were my conclusion too

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

As horny as I've been lately, I think I'll fire off some creeper PMs myself (I may have already)

*makes eyes at that fucking AV above me*

Creeper!!!!

You heard it here first. Seriously though, I'm editing my profile. Funny what makes it across the pond and what doesn't.

Don't do it! Blanditudinization sucks.

I'm going to use "Dogsbody" this week, repeatedly, until I get the reaction I'm looking for: "What the fuck are you talking about, and why are you a twisted animal killer?"

 

[kellyz_craic]

Don't do it! Blanditudinization sucks.

I'm going to use "Dogsbody" this week, repeatedly, until I get the reaction I'm looking for: "What the fuck are you talking about, and why are you a twisted animal killer?"

Go on my son, you fly the flag! May I be the first to sincerely hope that you get called a twisted canine necrophiliac in the not too distant.

 

[kellyz_craic]

You know, when I say 'my son' I don't actually mean...


Oh fuck it.

Where's the facepalm smiley?