seriously, who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken?

[killallhippies]

racists are hella dumb.

yeah, i said hella. whatcha gonna do about it?

 

[blobfish]

The skin is the best part. They should sell just skins.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't like fried chicken. I don't like anything fried in grease.

I bake my goddamn french fries.

 

[hogjack]

seriously, who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken?

Even chickens like their fried brethren.

But because of health concerns poultry are touting grilling themselves. Er others actually.

 

[Liar]

Even chickens like their fried brethren.

But because of health concerns poultry are touting grilling themselves. Er others actually.

Screw health reasons. Grilled > fried on taste alone.

 

[CandiCame]

Even chickens like their fried brethren.

But because of health concerns poultry are touting grilling themselves. Er others actually.

My mom fed our chickens chicken nuggets one time.
My mom is stupid.
She didn't tell us until we were eating one of them.

 

[CandiCame]

Screw health reasons. Grilled > fried on taste alone.

High five.

 

[Saint Peter]

That shit is bad for you.

Grilled is a healthier choice.

 

[killallhippies]

shut up about the grilled chicken, you bastards. fried chicken is delicious. fuck arteries if they can't take the overabundance of goodness.

 

[blobfish]

Chicken hearts are good.

 

[berry juice]

seriously, who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken?
racists are hella dumb.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING THIS MORNING. Who the fuck??

 

[Liar]

My mom fed our chickens chicken nuggets one time.
My mom is stupid.
She didn't tell us until we were eating one of them.

Sounds like a recipe for mad bird disease.

 

[Disgustipated]

The only people who do not like fried chicken are liars. They are lying to themselves and others. If you don't eat it because of the "health issue", fine, but don't be a goddamn liar and say you don't like that deliciousness.

 

[Lorilei]

The only people who do not like fried chicken are liars. They are lying to themselves and others. If you don't eat it because of the "health issue", fine, but don't be a goddamn liar and say you don't like that deliciousness.

+1

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[Liar]

shut up about the grilled chicken, you bastards. fried chicken is delicious. fuck arteries if they can't take the overabundance of goodness.

You haven't seen how I grill.

 

[CandiCame]

The only people who do not like fried chicken are liars. They are lying to themselves and others. If you don't eat it because of the "health issue", fine, but don't be a goddamn liar and say you don't like that deliciousness.

I literally don't like it. I eat a lot of shit that's bad for me. I'll eat an entire large grease filled pizza right fucking now.

 

[Saint Peter]

People! Take look at your fucking selves. You do not need fried chicken or onion rings or even tasty fried calamari.

Have a nice salad instead.


Easy on the dressing.

 

[Sean]

People! Take look at your fucking selves. You do not need fried chicken or onion rings or even tasty fried calamari.

Have a nice salad instead.


Easy on the dressing.

Eating things with more than four legs is a no no.

 

[Liar]

Eating things with more than four legs is a no no.

Nobody who hates on shrimp is a friend of mine.

 

[Sean]

Nobody who hates on shrimp is a friend of mine.

Ewwwww!

 

[Saint Peter]

Eating things with more than four legs is a no no.

Just ask Paul McCartney.

 

[Liar]

Ewwwww!

And crab. Mmm craaaaaab.

 

[Sean]

Just ask Paul McCartney.

To be fair, she was unipedarian.

Which is a great excuse for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU&feature=related

 

[berry juice]

Nobody who hates on shrimp is a friend of mine.

Shrimp is super delicious but has lots of cholesterol. Just like all good food...

 

[chillywilly2]

The skin is the best part. They should sell just skins.

They sell fried pig skin