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The Babylon Bee is a parody site.I saw a bunch today. I dont get it!
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Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero - or a superhero? You decide. …
You are a parody posterThe Babylon Bee is a parody site.
You haven't left the house since November 2020.I saw a bunch today.
^^^Stupid people believe in and do stupid things. Then they demand that you do those stupid things too.
Know how in Guardians of the Galaxy Drax only spoke literally and couldn't understand metaphors?The Babylon Bee is a parody site.
What about people who have their windshield wipers on fast when it’s barely sprinkling?For me, it's easy.
A person driving past a stopped school bus - I call the cops.
A person driving impaired - I call the cops.
A person with an open container - I call the cops.
A person speeding - I hope the cops get em.
A person tapping their steering wheel, talking to themselves, singing, or wearing a mask in their OWN FREAKIN CAR
and I wish them safe travels as I too continue on minding my own bidness never wasting thought to the why of their activity.
What about people who have their windshield wipers on fast when it’s barely sprinkling?
Using a turn signal too late or too early?
Not closing their gas tank door?
Ethnic cleansing?You forgot to include going 55 on the highway in the far left lane. This is different. You’re describing human incompetence. We must rid ourselves of these white, Floridian, community living senior citizens post haste in order to obtain the multicultural, diverse, and ethnic melting pot that America strives to be. What say you?