Seriously, what do you think of this gourd?

[parodyluvr75]

Seriously, I've heard all the size doesn't matter but I'd just like a straightforward answer:

Gals if you saw this gourd (picture) for the first time would you think:
a) It's at least average size -- not at all disappointing
b) It's pretty average -- not really disappointing
c) It's a bit small and disappointing
d) It's below average and I'd be disappointed.
e) I would like much bigger, so I'd be very disappointed.

Guys can weigh in too... would you be fine if this were yours? Or feel it's not your an asset?

 

[dolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3LL338aGA

 

[Sinny]

A. I would say the gourd is impressive in size and girth. I would be impressed.

Everyone knows curved gourds are the best.

 

[Oscuridad]

There is a thread for these things you know, P'luvr.

*smirks*

 

[pandapompom]

Seriously, I've heard all the size doesn't matter but I'd just like a straightforward answer:

Gals if you saw this gourd (picture) for the first time would you think:
a) It's at least average size -- not at all disappointing
b) It's pretty average -- not really disappointing
c) It's a bit small and disappointing
d) It's below average and I'd be disappointed.
e) I would like much bigger, so I'd be very disappointed.

Guys can weigh in too... would you be fine if this were yours? Or feel it's not your an asset?

 

[neci]

Gals if you saw this gourd (picture) for the first time would you think:

it is quite disappointing. the gourd should be proud of being a gourd and not remain hidden. i need a full body shot.

 

[killallhippies]

smock would've been funnier.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3LL338aGA

I love it.

A. I would say the gourd is impressive in size and girth. I would be impressed.

Everyone knows curved gourds are the best.

Agreed but we can't let the gourds know they'd get cocky.

There is a thread for these things you know, P'luvr.

*smirks*

I couldn't help myself Odad. Compulsive parody making.

*grins*

it is quite disappointing. the gourd should be proud of being a gourd and not remain hidden. i need a full body shot.

I tried but the gourd blushed and refused to pose unless it was partially covered up.

smock would've been funnier.

Yes, it might be. But the gourds caught my eye.

 

[Adre]

I think it's fucking gourdgeous

 

[blobfish]

I think it's fucking gourdgeous

IGGY!

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[blobfish]

I hope those are not real tattoos!

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Oscuridad]

Ironically...

Not a shade of Gordini in sight.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Fuck the gourd.

I want the crock.

 

[Oscuridad]

That's hardcore.

 

[blobfish]

I've noticed that the darker gourds are always much longer.

 

[blobfish]

And the yellow gourds are smaller!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ironically...

Not a shade of Gordini in sight.

Corrected.

 

[Oscuridad]

Well done, you.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

And the yellow gourds are smaller!

I've noticed that the darker gourds are always much longer.

Oh you

 

[blobfish]

Oh you

What?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I try, I need you to keep me on my toes.

 

[Oscuridad]

*dangles shiny objects just out of your reach*

 

[parodyluvr75]

*stands on her toes to try to grab it*

You've found my weakness, dammit.