Seriously? Kerry for VP?

The state of Kansas thinks very highly of Elizabeth Dole. She'd be a terrific choice.

But there's so much sexism in the party.

Then again, go ahead, sign her up. It'll help Obama.

Elizabeth Dole? Gees, how the Hell old is she? I thought she was dead. Isn't she married to that really old senator, what's his name?

Just what the Democrats need an elderly Vice President. Besides, she's been feeding long enough with, was it the Red Cross, that she was pulling down an enormous salary for doing very little?

Next, you'll be submitting Julia Child. Hey, at least she can cook.
 
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