Sequels?

[Octavian]

Here are some sequels that might have been written had a rush of common sense not overtaken the original authors.

'Gums'. 'Jaws' is now a very old shark.

'Lady Chatterley's Muvver'. Who would have known that Lady Chatterley's mother actually came from the East End of London?

'Fish Finger'. James Bond is again in battle with Ernst Blofeld as he tries to take over the English fishing port of Grimsby.

'Ben-Who?' Ben-Hur has lost his memory.

'Moby Tiddles'. Captain Ahab hunts down a killer goldfish.

'Of Meissen Men'. How pottery is made.

'Bun Fight at the OK Bakery and Tea Gardens'.


Octavian

 

[M.A.Thompson]

Octavian,

Your witty posts are further proof that you should add to your library of stories.

Your fan,
M.A.

 

[Un-registered]

Sir Harold Potter - the first fifty years.

The woman who was Friday.

Three men and their families on a cruise liner.

 

[MathGirl]

'Of Meissen Men'. How pottery is made.
Octavian

Hur, hur. Grooooooooooooaaaaannnnnn

"Moby Richard III" William meets Herman