Sent to the wrong hospital?

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MC went to ER because his erection lasted more than 4 hours. Due to overcrowding, as soon as they treat him they tag him to be shipped to the chronic care hospital to await results. Except he got shipped to psych hospital by accident. No one will admit it was a mistake so they label him delusional. Now he is locked up with his erection and a bunch of bananas.

 

[ericrodman101]

Lots of visual gag opportunities with an erection which won’t go down. Being wheeled around on a hospital bed sporting an enormous tent, along corridors, through public areas, across the car park. No one mentions the elephant or the erection in the room, but the monster under the blanket is obvious. Then there are the people who will want to see it; the specialists and the experts who need to inspect and examine it, the Nurses who are amazed, the students who need to be tutored, etc. Lots of stopping, lifting the blanket, oohing and ahhing on Seeing the monster.

As for the Psych ward, it could get really bizarre with any number of crazies wanting a peek and a stroke.

 

[sirhugs]

Lots of visual gag opportunities with an erection which won’t go down. Being wheeled around on a hospital bed sporting an enormous tent, along corridors, through public areas, across the car park. No one mentions the elephant or the erection in the room, but the monster under the blanket is obvious. Then there are the people who will want to see it; the specialists and the experts who need to inspect and examine it, the Nurses who are amazed, the students who need to be tutored, etc. Lots of stopping, lifting the blanket, oohing and ahhing on Seeing the monster.

As for the Psych ward, it could get really bizarre with any number of crazies wanting a peek and a stroke.

or a poke...

 

[NewOldGuy77]

or a poke...

This ends up being bad news for the woman in the psych ward who’s being treated for nymphomania.
Him being there throws her therapy out the window, especially when he gets gagged and put in a straight jacket for arguing with the nurses. He’s helpless, so she rides that erection mercilessly.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Lots of visual gag opportunities with an erection which won’t go down. Being wheeled around on a hospital bed sporting an enormous tent, along corridors, through public areas, across the car park. No one mentions the elephant or the erection in the room, but the monster under the blanket is obvious. Then there are the people who will want to see it; the specialists and the experts who need to inspect and examine it, the Nurses who are amazed, the students who need to be tutored, etc. Lots of stopping, lifting the blanket, oohing and ahhing on Seeing the monster.

As for the Psych ward, it could get really bizarre with any number of crazies wanting a peek and a stroke.

I won't say how I know, but I can't think of any place less erotic than psych hospitals. The second less erotic are all hospitals in general.

 

[Carnevil9]

"Doctor, I've had this erection for hours and hours, and it won't go down."

"Why are you telling me? I'm a psychiatrist?"

"I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

 

[ericrodman101]

or a poke...

...and a streak.

 

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"Doctor, I've had this erection for hours and hours, and it won't go down."

"Why are you telling me? I'm a psychiatrist?"

"I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

my psychiatrist is kinda hot - one of those 50 year olds that dresses like it is the summer of 1967- if could get an erection, I'd not only tell her, I'd probaby offer to show her.

 

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I won't say how I know, but I can't think of any place less erotic than psych hospitals. The second less erotic are all hospitals in general.

never spent time at a psych hospital - except one or twice to cisit patients- but having spent most of two years (2018-2019) in and out of hospitals, I will say that I found them quite inspiring. Like the motning I awoke to find thehot blonde resident syanging berween my bed and the window - the sun streaming through her hair made her look like an angel - if I had died, I was definitely in heaven.

And so many hot young nurses...

I suspect fron the success of Grey's Anatomy that I'm not the only one who feels that way about hospitals in general.

I think the appeal to me of the idea of the psych hospital though is really the fact that they re not seen as sexy- so making it a setting for a sex romp goes nicely counter to expectations - like sexy vampire, or a friendly ghost.
Hey, if prisons for women are sexy, why not psych hospitals?

 

[gunhilltrain]

never spent time at a psych hospital - except one or twice to cisit patients- but having spent most of two years (2018-2019) in and out of hospitals, I will say that I found them quite inspiring. Like the motning I awoke to find thehot blonde resident syanging berween my bed and the window - the sun streaming through her hair made her look like an angel - if I had died, I was definitely in heaven.

And so many hot young nurses...

I suspect fron the success of Grey's Anatomy that I'm not the only one who feels that way about hospitals in general.

I think the appeal to me of the idea of the psych hospital though is really the fact that they re not seen as sexy- so making it a setting for a sex romp goes nicely counter to expectations - like sexy vampire, or a friendly ghost.
Hey, if prisons for women are sexy, why not psych hospitals?

Actually, I don't find women's prisons to be that sexy. (I've never seen Orange is the New Black.) And I've been in various hospitals, and I don't find them sexy at all. (I don't think I've seen much if anything of Grey's Anatomy.) For some reason, almost every nurse I've ever encountered has not been hot, at least in the uniforms they have to wear.

 

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Actually, I don't find women's prisons to be that sexy. (I've never seen Orange is the New Black.) And I've been in various hospitals, and I don't find them sexy at all. (I don't think I've seen much if anything of Grey's Anatomy.) For some reason, almost every nurse I've ever encountered has not been hot, at least in the uniforms they have to wear.

It's just thinking about what is under the uniforms...

 

[gunhilltrain]

It's just thinking about what is under the uniforms...

I'm usually thinking of something else, like how it's impossible to get any sleep in the ICU with those machines beeping away.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm usually thinking of something else, like how it's impossible to get any sleep in the ICU with those machines beeping away.

yuo need them to give you better drugs man

 

[gunhilltrain]

yuo need them to give you better drugs man

I've discovered that hospitals seem to find insomnia a less than urgent issue. I think I was basically awake for four days that time.

On another "visit," I had major surgery, and between the surgery itself, the anesthesia, and the painkillers, I was having hallucinations for - maybe three days? I couldn't keep track of time, that's for sure. And these weren't "fun" hallucinations either.

 

[sirhugs]

I've discovered that hospitals seem to find insomnia a less than urgent issue. I think I was basically awake for four days that time.

On another "visit," I had major surgery, and between the surgery itself, the anesthesia, and the painkillers, I was having hallucinations for - maybe three days? I couldn't keep track of time, that's for sure. And these weren't "fun" hallucinations either.

I got the fun hallucinations.
And when I got moved to the rehab hospital, they handed out like Melatonin like chiclets, and Xanax like Skittles. None of it worked for me, mostly because they kept waking me up for more IVs.
You do NOT want an infection behind your tailbone, ever.

 

[sirhugs]

Actually, I don't find women's prisons to be that sexy. (I've never seen Orange is the New Black.) And I've been in various hospitals, and I don't find them sexy at all. (I don't think I've seen much if anything of Grey's Anatomy.) For some reason, almost every nurse I've ever encountered has not been hot, at least in the uniforms they have to wear.

thinking about your objections, and at same time stumbled across some else's "sister dresses up as sexy nurse" Halloween contest entry. Maybe your objection wanders away if there is a transparently ridiculous plot device , like a casual on-call nurse is called in at the last moment. All her scrubs are in the laundry, so she decides to wear the "sexy nurse" outfit she has leftover from Halloween... and she really need the shift pay , because her car payment is overdue...

 

[gunhilltrain]

I got the fun hallucinations.
And when I got moved to the rehab hospital, they handed out like Melatonin like chiclets, and Xanax like Skittles. None of it worked for me, mostly because they kept waking me up for more IVs.
You do NOT want an infection behind your tailbone, ever.

Melatonin is pretty mild, which is why it's sold over the counter. Xanax is a decent tranquilizer, but at therapeutic doses the effects aren't seem that extreme. Both Xanax and Ativan are popular among users of other drugs (cocaine? meth?) so that they can come down from their highs and perhaps get some sleep. I could probably look that up, but I'm not that interested in drug effects right now so I'll leave that up to you.

Yes, hospitals run on their time, not yours, so you can get tests (chest x-rays are common) and other procedures at three o'clock in the morning if the technician happens to be available. Oh, I didn't get the fun hallucinations but they weren't horrible either.

 

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Melatonin is pretty mild, which is why it's sold over the counter. Xanax is a decent tranquilizer, but at therapeutic doses the effects aren't seem that extreme. Both Xanax and Ativan are popular among users of other drugs (cocaine? meth?) so that they can come down from their highs and perhaps get some sleep. I could probably look that up, but I'm not that interested in drug effects right now so I'll leave that up to you.

Yes, hospitals run on their time, not yours, so you can get tests (chest x-rays are common) and other procedures at three o'clock in the morning if the technician happens to be available. Oh, I didn't get the fun hallucinations but they weren't horrible either.

I'm leaving it up to the doctors, both of whom are sexy in very different ways.
Wooops, now I'm flashing images of them in bed together. Definitely a fun hallucination...

 

[gunhilltrain]

thinking about your objections, and at same time stumbled across some else's "sister dresses up as sexy nurse" Halloween contest entry. Maybe your objection wanders away if there is a transparently ridiculous plot device , like a casual on-call nurse is called in at the last moment. All her scrubs are in the laundry, so she decides to wear the "sexy nurse" outfit she has leftover from Halloween... and she really need the shift pay , because her car payment is overdue...

How many car payments do you have to miss before they repo your car? Is it two or three, or does that vary according to who issued the loan?