Semi-tasteless jokes

[johnnieblue44]

I’ll start. What’s the difference between Oprah Winfrey and a bowling ball? If you had to, if you absolutely fucking had to, you would eat the bowling ball.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ll start. What’s the difference between Ophra Winfrey and a bowling ball? If you had to, if you absolutely fucking had to, you would eat the bowling ball.

I'm pretty sure Oprah Winfrey would taste better.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

I'm pretty sure Oprah Winfrey would taste better.

Oprah is pretty doable. Wonder if she’s DTF as the kids say.

 

[Trubbycat]

A guy was going down on his date. Muffled between her thighs she heard him mumbling "Urinate! Urinate!"

That's weird, she thought.

Again, from between her thighs she heard "Urinate! Urinate!"

I couldn't possibly, she thought.

"Urinate! Urinate!" more intensely this time.

Well... sigh... okay, she thought.

She clamped down as hard as she could and pushed. A tiny bit of pee trickled out and the guy jumped up shocked and angry. "What the fuck?" he sputtered.

Tentatively she answered, "You... you... wanted me to urinate..."

"I said you were an eight!" he shouted. "Then you pissed in my mouth! Now you're a two!"