Semen Masks Make A Sticky Situation

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Semen Masks Make A Sticky Situation

This week we’re tackling the topic of fitness bloggers, those handsomish, sexy people who populate our interwebs with their yogas and crossfits and inspirational quotes that can just as easily apply to drinking.

What is the secret to their amazing bodies that makes our tackle boxes tingle so? Would you believe the answer lies within those very tackle boxes? Sure, it helps that these bloggers are in their mid-twenties and wear lots of makeup, but the real secret, as revealed by one fitness blogger, comes straight from the family jewels themselves. Make sure to wear a rubber, as this is going to get sticky.
Gross fitness blogger covers her face in baby batter for “health”

Who is right?
 
The question isn't if female ejaculation is real. It's why you don't trust women to tell you

Unlike its male counterpart, female orgasm is a covert, hidden experience, frequently recognizable only to the person experiencing it. (And sometimes, not even to that person: in rare cases, women can orgasm without even realizing it themselves.) There is no physical, visible proof of female orgasm, and by extension, no physical proof of female pleasure – unless, like me, you’re one of the women who can experience female ejaculation.

And yet, instead of serving as incontrovertible evidence of the existence of female sexual response and female orgasm, discussions of female ejaculation serve mainly to provide fodder for the debate about whether or not women can be trusted to accurately report their own sexual experiences.

Okay, Okay ,I'll go watch the Footballers. Do they really Ball their feet?
 
You'd think, that after all the easing of tensions, the magazines, books and TV programmes, to say nothing of the 'net, that we'd really know about it by now, wouldn't you?

Perhaps some cooperative ladies in the MRI scanner at orgasmic times might help ?
 
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