Semen-Based Recipes

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I was browsing through Flipboard on my iPad earlier today when I read an article about a book called 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen-based recipes' by Fotie Photenhauer.

After I got past my initial wtf reaction and had a few laughs, I thought that the idea might be the starting point for a story or two.

For instance, a young woman becomes intrigued by the idea of cooking a couple of semen recipes she found in a book given to her as a birthday present, so she decides to host a dinner party with a few of her platonic male friends.

But she has a problem. She loves cooking, and she's fanatical about using the freshest ingredients she can find. When one of those ingredients is cum, how can she collect fresh samples without the evening turning into a gang bang?

To solve her problem, she tells the men that she will give them a glass and that they will go to the bathroom to fill it, and bring it back to her. That way, she thinks, she can get the ingredients she needs in a safe and practical way.

It starts out well. One of the men goes to the bathroom, fills his glass, and she prepares the entree with it. It's delicious.

Now for the next course. It's a warm evening, so the main part of it is a salad. It needs dressing with cum, so she holds up a cup and asks for a volunteer. By now, the wine's been flowing and everyone's relaxed, so one of the men suggests providing the necessary ingredient right there, on the spot. That way, it'll be as fresh as it could possibly be.

She's shocked at first, but she's a little excited by the idea, so she agrees. He pulls out his cock, points it towards the dish, and starts wanking.

She feels herself getting wet as she watches him spray his load into the salad. It wasn't what she had in mind when she planned the evening but, as long as coming into her food and not any of her orifices is all they do, it'll be fine.

But their cocks look so gorgeous and adorable, and she can't help wanting to play with them...

Where to go from here? Personally, I like stories with a slow and teasing burn with lots of inner conflict along the way before things go out of control.

A few ideas:

One of the men says he can't come without some visual stimulation. To help him, she reluctantly shows him her breasts.

Another man says he needs to touch her in order to come.

One of the men wonders what a piece of food coated in her vaginal juices would taste like. She wonders too...

What would a combination of cum and vaginal juices on a piece of carrot taste like?

And so on. A mixture of our two greatest appetites: food and sex,

Any other ideas?
 
Okay, well, the vaginal-juices-on-carrot thing I have actually done. It wasn't a gastronomical essay, it was a time in my life when food was kind of scarce and I couldn't waste a perfectly good carrot after I was done, um, USING it. As I recall, it was rather tasty, but not so as I did it a lot.

I once spent a whole summer on a topless beach at Cote d'Azur eating bon-bons and drinking wine and Not Taking Ballet Class, and when I came back over I had gained almost ten pounds. It was awesome, it all went on my tits and I gained a cup size, but when I went back to ballet class I did a perfect grande tombee a la derriere, so I decided to go on a diet.

I had read about liquid protein diets, and cum is mostly protein, so I decided to eat nothing but cum until I was back to my normal weight. I discovered right away that I MUCH preferred cum fresh and hot, but not COOKED. Cooking denatures the complex protein structure of cum and damages the taste, and probably the Nutrient Value as well. It worked great! I was losing weight just fine, only you won't believe this, I couldn't find enough guys to um "donate."

It went on for almost a week. I mean I sucked my boyfriend dry, and his cousins, and all of his friends, but you know how guys are, they were dipping in other posies and not saving it for me, so I finally had to break down and have pizza and a pint and when I woke up the next morning I was almost back to my normal weight!
 
Okay, well, the vaginal-juices-on-carrot thing I have actually done. It wasn't a gastronomical essay, it was a time in my life when food was kind of scarce and I couldn't waste a perfectly good carrot after I was done, um, USING it. As I recall, it was rather tasty, but not so as I did it a lot.

I once spent a whole summer on a topless beach at Cote d'Azur eating bon-bons and drinking wine and Not Taking Ballet Class, and when I came back over I had gained almost ten pounds. It was awesome, it all went on my tits and I gained a cup size, but when I went back to ballet class I did a perfect grande tombee a la derriere, so I decided to go on a diet.

I had read about liquid protein diets, and cum is mostly protein, so I decided to eat nothing but cum until I was back to my normal weight. I discovered right away that I MUCH preferred cum fresh and hot, but not COOKED. Cooking denatures the complex protein structure of cum and damages the taste, and probably the Nutrient Value as well. It worked great! I was losing weight just fine, only you won't believe this, I couldn't find enough guys to um "donate."

It went on for almost a week. I mean I sucked my boyfriend dry, and his cousins, and all of his friends, but you know how guys are, they were dipping in other posies and not saving it for me, so I finally had to break down and have pizza and a pint and when I woke up the next morning I was almost back to my normal weight!

I wrote a "living on cum" story synopsis, once. The problem is, one load is only 15 calories, so the the realism factor was very low.
 
I like the dinner party idea. I'd call it "Guess Who's Cumming For Dinner."
 
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