Self-Worship Thread

Not much here to be vain about, but

I've discovered I like my skin. It's so soft and smooth and warm, and kind of velvety. It makes me happy to find something I like about myself. Geez, everybody needs something to like about themself! (Is themself a word? It's probably "themselves", huh?)

A little self-worship makes us feel good. When we feel good, we're happy. When we're happy, we're nicer to others. Hey, this is an altruistic thread, afterall! ;)
 
Well, at least for yesterday, 'I RULED'.

At least thats what all the ladies said when I told the unregistered prick to go play in the street with the other children.

My 15 minutes of fame.
 
isn't that amazing?

we were both thinking about my hooters at exactly the same time!

huh!
 
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