Self Pity Thread

Misty_Morning

Narcissistic Hedonist
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Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

Big fat squiggly one
Itty bitty wiggly ones

I'm gonna eat some worms...





Yep, life pretty much sucks right now for me...


How 'bout you?

Come wallow with me....
 
Hey Now I kind of remember that worms did not taste all that good years ago
Maybe you need some Hugs and Smiles to cheer you up
 
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out in the garden
and eat worms.

First you bite the heads off
then you suck the guts out
Greasy ol', slimy ol' worms.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Marinated monkey meat
Eating cheese that smells like feet...

Remember, eat a live toad for breakfast every morning and the rest of the day won't seem so bad. ;)

Cheer up, Misty. :kiss::rose:
 
No matter how bad off you think you are. Someone is always worse off.

Especially on the internet.
 
I could drive over and secretly affix my George Wallace For President bumper sticker to your car, then call the TIMES or TRIB to check you out.
 
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

Big fat squiggly one
Itty bitty wiggly ones

I'm gonna eat some worms...

Yep, life pretty much sucks right now for me...

How 'bout you?

Come wallow with me....

I would love to wallow with you Misty :)
Cuz I wuv u. :)
 
Are you kidding? Misty looks like a cross between Don Rickles and Danny DeVito, but they have more hair.
 
there's a place for a thread of this theme in the PG.

... and it'd be top comedy to see one in the GB too.
 
You want self-pity?

Think living in a southern state and anticipating an ice storm and 30 inches of snow starting tomorrow.
 
You want self-pity?

Think living in a southern state and anticipating an ice storm and 30 inches of snow starting tomorrow.

sr...no way in hell.

I pity you.;)


The high tomorrow here is only gonna be in the low 60s. They said a few days ago it would be upper 70s.

I think we need to have some groundhog stew.
 
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