Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

I'd like to be that man.

Step 1: Make me laugh
Step 2: Make me think
Step 3: Bribe me with chocolate

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

 

[thomasinfi]

Step 1: Make me laugh
Step 2: Make me think
Step 3: Bribe me with chocolate

I'll remember that for when we meet.
Step 0.5 should be: Don't be on opposite ends of the world.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

I like your hair on your tit on the 3rd one, lovely pictures

 

[kingfupa]

Step 1: Make me laugh
Step 2: Make me think
Step 3: Bribe me with chocolate

I have the chocolate.

Ill work that list in reverse.

 

[sammyIammy]

Step 1: Make me laugh
Step 2: Make me think
Step 3: Bribe me with chocolate

Hmmm....good to know.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'm sure you have a few vacation hours coming your way..

I think I'd like to vacation in a certain US state

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

No matter how many times I see them, I never get tired. Not one bit.

 

[draconus_infernus]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

I would gladly follow those instructions!

 

[Prince Albert]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

ApproachingCurve-Slow down I'm taking notes!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Corbal]

 

[hairball18]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

I take instructions well.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Only because you said "ovah", and I like the av you're rocking. Smooth operator.

I'm cool enough to be a "smooth operator"? Hells yeah, go me. I should, however, point out that my pictures may not be a fair representation of real life.

Step 1: Make me laugh
Step 2: Make me think
Step 3: Bribe me with chocolate

1. Okay, that should be easy enough. I'm quite goofy.
2. I think, therefore I am. Or some shit like that.
3. Pssh! I'll bribe myself with chocolate before I bribe you with it! How about a deal: you feed it to me mouth to mouth and we both eat it.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

*thump up*

 

[chris880]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

Thank god I'm a hell of a first time learner then! Ready for any instruction to follow...

 

[purfecthost]

I don't always want to be on top, but when I do.. I might issue instructions.

Very hot

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Sometimes, there just aren't words.

 

[MrHossenfeffer]

What delicious photos you have, young lady. Well organized and worthy of all the praise.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Where are my fellow bibliophiles?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Where are my fellow bibliophiles?

Very nice!

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

Where are my fellow bibliophiles?

Beautifully done. As per usual.

 

[ohverbatum7]

theapproachingcurve;46119774]Where are my fellow bibliophiles?


Can't make out the title, you distracted me again.

 

[indigolm]

Where are my fellow bibliophiles?

Right here...so glad I logged on...needed to see your beauty and presence.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

FUCK YES!

That last photo... *sigh*

 

[SherlockianMan]

Where are my fellow bibliophiles?

Right here! And those images are spectacular!