Self-objectification

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Hello Beautiful! Is Art happening in your life right now?
I miss our discussions about the value and meaning of Art, and how it is done.

Art is alive and well :) Those discussions will continue when we both have time, I'm looking forward to them as always!

*jotting notes*

Oh, and my wrists will need to be tied, of course. I'll let you handle that.

Edit: Make sure the knot is appropriately ostentatious.

Appropriately ostentatious, got it. What color should the rope be? Perhaps a riveting neon pink... that should make it all seem much more life-threatening.

"'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable... "
*blank look*
"I didn't get you anything."

(I am soooo hoping people recognize that quote!)

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

-TF-

I hope someone recognizes it as well.. ;)

Thank you!! :kiss:

Oh my goodness! Happy Birthday!!!! Here's to many more. I am going to stop and wait for you to catch up to me ;) :kiss: What do you want for your birthday?

Thanks lovely! What do I want? No idea, haven't really thought about it. How about...I would like to be allowed to eat some really awesomely delicious food (like cheese, mmmm) :) But since that's not allowed, let's go with an art supplies shopping extravaganza or some yoga classes? :)

I just missed you earlier. I'm doing fine. How are you?

I am well! Just woke, about to head to work. I hope you have a superb day!

Just saying hi darling...hope all is well with you.

:heart:

Thank you gorgeous! Things are dandy, how about for you?

Good morning, I've been away for a bit but wanted to say hello. I hope you have been well beautiful.

Good morning :) I hope your time away was enjoyable! It's nice to see you again :)
 
Pink? Hmmmm. That might be a bit much. We wouldn't want this to be ridiculous. We're talking about kidnapping me from my office on a scooter in order to attend an underwear/slipper table dancing party. Things don't get much more serious than that.

Maybe a nice lime green instead? :rolleyes:
 
Things are alright, its back to work for me today...but only for 4 hours so its all good!

How about you sweets?

I just wrapped up work and am about to go out for a little bday celebration with a good friend. Haven't seen her in ages, I expect my jaw and abs to be sore from laughter by the end of the night :)

I'm glad you're doing well, hopefully the sun is shining upon you today!

Pink? Hmmmm. That might be a bit much. We wouldn't want this to be ridiculous. We're talking about kidnapping me from my office on a scooter in order to attend an underwear/slipper table dancing party. Things don't get much more serious than that.

Maybe a nice lime green instead? :rolleyes:

Lime green will go much better with my 1970's yellow and orange lightning bolt lycra jumpsuit. Thank you for considering my color palette, you dashing sweetheart you!

You as well. Sorry I missed your birthday. Belated birthday spankings to you.

No need to apologize! Now excuse me while I cover my arse and try to keep a safe distance away from you.. :kiss:
 
Oooo you're quick. :cool:

Thank you! I've made it to 23, woot!
:nana::nana::nana:

Happy belated! You'll grow from a super hot, sexy younger woman into a gorgeous MILF, then into a a Cougar! Even when you're old and wrinkly, you'll still be smokin!

I just wish I'd been there yesterday to give you your spankins!
 
I do what I can. :) Might as well kidnap in style, right?

And don't think you're escaping birthday spankings that easily. Um just biding my time..... :devil:
 
Happy belated! You'll grow from a super hot, sexy younger woman into a gorgeous MILF, then into a a Cougar! Even when you're old and wrinkly, you'll still be smokin!

I just wish I'd been there yesterday to give you your spankins!

Thanks!!

Woah there tiger... let's just focus on the now, shall we? Anymore mentioning of wrinkles and I might reconsider this whole aging gracefully thing. ;)

I do what I can. :) Might as well kidnap in style, right?

And don't think you're escaping birthday spankings that easily. Um just biding my time..... :devil:

Baha...I think this is more ridiculous than stylish, but that's what I love about it.

Birthday spankings galore! :eek:
 
Thanks!!

Woah there tiger... let's just focus on the now, shall we? Anymore mentioning of wrinkles and I might reconsider this whole aging gracefully thing. ;)



Baha...I think this is more ridiculous than stylish, but that's what I love about it.

Birthday spankings galore! :eek:

Agreed. In any case, you've missed the window for snatching me. My 4 day vacation starts in 10 minutes! :D

Psh. Your birthday is merely an excuse. We both know my true motivations..... :devil:
 
Agreed. In any case, you've missed the window for snatching me. My 4 day vacation starts in 10 minutes! :D

Psh. Your birthday is merely an excuse. We both know my true motivations..... :devil:

Exciting! So I should expect to pick you up at the airport in..3ish hours? :D
 
Seeing as how you've only given me 4 hours advance notice...you'll just have to wait and be surprised :)

*hurriedly starts planning a halloween underware dance party orgy*

I'm not that hard to entertain, you know. :rolleyes: Besides, you had me at orgy. Which, ironically, was the last word that you typed. But if it had been earlier, you would have had me there. ;)
 
I'm not that hard to entertain, you know. :rolleyes: Besides, you had me at orgy. Which, ironically, was the last word that you typed. But if it had been earlier, you would have had me there. ;)

I thought I had you ages ago.. ;)

I'm pretty chill in my entertaining. I have visions of making art and leaving it around the city, finding a good place to go hiking, an international market place adventure, an outdoor street puppet halloween festival... those sorts of things :)
 
I thought I had you ages ago.. ;)

I'm pretty chill in my entertaining. I have visions of making art and leaving it around the city, finding a good place to go hiking, an international market place adventure, an outdoor street puppet halloween festival... those sorts of things :)

Well, ok, fair enough. But I have to at least APPEAR to not be easy. :rolleyes:

Sounds like one hell of an adventure to me. I'm down for anything. Not to be a total kiss-ass (which means I'm totally about to kiss your ass....), but I've found it's more about the company you keep than the things you do.
 
I missed your birthday. Do forgive me.

Forgiven. Now where are my cookies? ;) :kiss:

Well, ok, fair enough. But I have to at least APPEAR to not be easy. :rolleyes:

Sounds like one hell of an adventure to me. I'm down for anything. Not to be a total kiss-ass (which means I'm totally about to kiss your ass....), but I've found it's more about the company you keep than the things you do.

I'm not one of those people who wastes precious time on being concerned about appearances :kiss:

I concur, this seems to be shaping up to be one lovely 4 day vacation :)

I'll be gentle...to start.

:caning:
 
I'm not one of those people who wastes precious time on being concerned about appearances :kiss:

I concur, this seems to be shaping up to be one lovely 4 day vacation :)

*snort* So you're saying I'm easy. :cool:

Indeed it does. :) You've got some excellent ideas on how to pass the time.
 
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