seeking polyne/indone/southeast a/sian

[bigbritish]

requirements:

* must be on the shorter side so i feel tall
* must be versed in how soothing teas are made
* must be willing to wave ferns my way when the breeze shifts
* must be willing to wear a palm skirt
* must be willing to learn and play full discog of IZ on the ukulele

Thanks.

In your PM, please put in the title, "cum on my coconuts" so i know it's you.