Seeking female writers

[ArticulateCuckold]

Hello Everyone,

Seeking female writers for a collaboration to convert some ideas that I have to story. Please read my profile and reach out if interested.

Thanks

 

[AlinaX]

At the very least, you should provide a link to your profile, but far better would be to explain here why exactly you might want a female writer and why a female writer might want you. Or you could go to Story Ideas and start a thread there, and see if anyone bites, but the more details you give the more likely it is you will get a response.

 

[Euphony]

At the very least, you should provide a link to your profile, but far better would be to explain here why exactly you might want a female writer and why a female writer might want you. Or you could go to Story Ideas and start a thread there, and see if anyone bites, but the more details you give the more likely it is you will get a response.

Scattershot nature of the referenced profile, singular post, (and barebones explanation for why this is an "authorly" request) paints this more as a personals ad/role play ask in the wrong place.

 

[Omenainen]

“Somebody please come jerk me off, I’m too lazy to do it myself”

Gee, what a fascinating offer. I wonder why there aren’t any takers.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Hello Everyone,

Seeking female writers for a collaboration to convert some ideas that I have to story. Please read my profile and reach out if interested.

Thanks

You aren’t actually that articulate you know, hun.

Still, women are sure to be lining up. It’s like JerkMate without the annoying fees round here.

Hang-on, let me adjust my remote-activated device. There, that’s better. Happy buzzing.

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

You aren’t actually that articulate you know, hun.

Still, women are sure to be lining up. It’s like JerkMate without the annoying fees round here.

Hang-on, let me adjust my remote-activated device. There, that’s better. Happy buzzing.

Em

It seems we get one of these requests every couple of months. The same person perhaps?

 

[EmilyMiller]

It seems we get one of these requests every couple of months. The same person perhaps?

Maybe - I often get guys PM me about writing their fantasy - it’s always a jerk off request.

Em

 

[Bramblethorn]

There's usually an excess of people with story ideas and a shortage of people looking to write somebody else's story (for free). There's also an excess of guys who ask for female collaborators when what they're really hoping for is somebody to get off with (whether she knows it or not).

If you want any chance of having a request like this taken seriously, you'd be strongly advised to give some information about what kind of stories you're interested in, and what your contribution would be. Your profile seems more concerned with looking for a girlfriend or sexyfuntimes chat partner than a co-author, which doesn't exactly dispel the suspicion that this might be headed for the old bait-and-switch.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There's usually an excess of people with story ideas and a shortage of people looking to write somebody else's story (for free). There's also an excess of guys who ask for female collaborators when what they're really hoping for is somebody to get off with (whether she knows it or not).

If you want any chance of having a request like this taken seriously, you'd be strongly advised to give some information about what kind of stories you're interested in, and what your contribution would be. Your profile seems more concerned with looking for a girlfriend or sexyfuntimes chat partner than a co-author, which doesn't exactly dispel the suspicion that this might be headed for the old bait-and-switch.

The technical term is, I believe, fucking transparent.

Sorry, I’m in a bad mood, I should know better than to click on threads with non con in the title.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Hello Everyone,

Seeking female writers for a collaboration to convert some ideas that I have to story. Please read my profile and reach out if interested.

Thanks

So, I’m thinking about this way too much.

In the 0.01% case that you are legit, let me tell you about working with a guy on his fantasy (at least I think it was his fantasy, it was a bit ambiguous). I ended up writing a story for him, it didn’t get massively well-received, but I like the result. So did he.

So first of all:

1. I knew who the guy was before he approached me - he’d commented on several of my stories
2. He didn’t throw a net into the sea of female AH writers, he PMed me in a way that made it personal - maybe he sent tailored messages to nine other writers, but he made an effort
3. He told me what about my writing had made him think of approaching me - he had clearly read at least half a dozen of my stories
4. He didn’t once mention my gender, just scenes he had liked and characters he identified with
5. He explained his idea and why he thought I might be able to do it justice
6. He said it would be my story, just that he had some elements he’d like me to include, as well as the basic premise
7. He didn’t come on to me at any stage, he was clearly treating me as a writer, not a potential hook-up

So I spent time and effort on his story idea.

Perhaps learn from what he did.

Em

 

[Andrew1968]

I'm interested in the username 'ArticulateCuckold.' What is the story idea? Why are the ladies the only ones invited to participate? Is this just a sleazy attempt to get the ladies involved for sleazy reasons? What's going on here? What's the state of the nation? When will I win a whole of cash in Lotto???

 

[ElectricBlue]

The technical term is, I believe, fucking transparent.

There's my day, recovered from my faux pas with Simon!

Thanks Em, for the plain English. It was just as well I'd finished my coffee, because that was laugh out loud .

 

[Euphony]

So, I’m thinking about this way too much.

In the 0.01% case that you are legit, let me tell you about working with a guy on his fantasy (at least I think it was his fantasy, it was a bit ambiguous). I ended up writing a story for him, it didn’t get massively well-received, but I like the result. So did he.

So first of all:

1. I knew who the guy was before he approached me - he’d commented on several of my stories
2. He didn’t throw a net into the sea of female AH writers, he PMed me in a way that made it personal - maybe he sent tailored messages to nine other writers, but he made an effort
3. He told me what about my writing had made him think of approaching me - he had clearly read at least half a dozen of my stories
4. He didn’t once mention my gender, just scenes he had liked and characters he identified with
5. He explained his idea and why he thought I might be able to do it justice
6. He said it would be my story, just that he had some elements he’d like me to include, as well as the basic premise
7. He didn’t come on to me at any stage, he was clearly treating me as a writer, not a potential hook-up

So I spent time and effort on his story idea.

Perhaps learn from what he did.

Em

Em's "Nut finding tutoring for blind squirrels."

A few spots still available but class is filling fast.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em's "Nut finding tutoring for blind squirrels."

A few spots still available but class is filling fast.

And only $200 a session!

Em

 

[ElectricBlue]

And only $200 a session!

Em

That's Monopoly.

 

[EmilyMiller]

That's Monopoly.

Go to jerk. Move directly to jerk. Do not pet ho. Do not pay ho $200.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

I'm just here for the comments.

 

[MelissaBaby]

“Somebody please come jerk me off, I’m too lazy to do it myself”

Gee, what a fascinating offer. I wonder why there aren’t any takers.

No money upfront.

 

[Euphony]

And only $200 a session!

Em

$69 would better target your audience.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Maybe - I often get guys PM me about writing their fantasy - it’s always a jerk off request.

Em

A true gentleman relies on his own imagination, not on pestering people in online forums.

 

[Djmac1031]

Maybe - I often get guys PM me about writing their fantasy - it’s always a jerk off request.

Em

So... a jerkoff requesting a jerk off?

 

[gunhilltrain]

I'm interested in the username 'ArticulateCuckold.' What is the story idea? Why are the ladies the only ones invited to participate? Is this just a sleazy attempt to get the ladies involved for sleazy reasons? What's going on here? What's the state of the nation? When will I win a whole of cash in Lotto???

Notable that he joined a year ago, and this is his first post. He must be getting desperate.

 

[Zootonius]

Maybe - I often get guys PM me about writing their fantasy - it’s always a jerk off request.

Em

I think many writers here get these requests to write their fantasies. Or to take you ongoing series and move it to where they think it should go.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think many writers here get these requests to write their fantasies. Or to take you ongoing series and move it to where they think it should go.

Maybe it’s just me that attracts them, but the fantasies that are typical pitched to me are rather non-fantastic. Boring, derivative, unimaginative, often juvenile, jerk-off material (the pitched ideas, not my work, well not all my work).

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Do not pay ho $200.

But... but... services rendered!