Spicy Southern Belle
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so you just have to find a way to entertain yourself inside. Sometimes that can be harder than others
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Yay for the football team! Congrats!
And the Red Sox are going to the Pennant!
And the Red Sox are going to the Pennant!
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bamagirl said:hey ya'll
The rain has held off and we had a wonderful night for football..It is 70 degrees still and our boys won their homecoming game 19-7 WooHooo
Hope everyone is also having a great night
I'm glad things went well and the boys got to have such a great night.
Things are going well here.
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bamagirl said:did not drink to many drinks did you??
it was a wonderful night ty
lol not tonight. haven't had any all day actually.
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bamagirl said:
lol it has more to do with needing sleep than having willpower. I don't think I could take another night awake all night. I'd be one mean person tomorrow.
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bamagirl said:
Trust me. It's not a pretty sight. Not many get to see it though.
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bamagirl said:you sound a lot like me
Now that's a nice compliment.
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bamagirl said:
aww look blushing. How sweet.
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Hiya guys...been a while
How are you all this night?
How are you all this night?
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JukiOokami said:Hiya guys...been a while
How are you all this night?
Hey you. I was thinking about you earlier today and wondering where you had gotten off to. How are you?
I'm doing well. About to finally go get some sleep.
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Well I'm finally going to go to bed. I hope you all rest well and have a good night...whatevers left of it. 
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Spicy Southern Belle said:
I'm doing pretty well. I'll probly be around a bit more now a days.
Sleep is good and I hope you sleep well
Good Morning ya'll and I have a visitor coming from the gulf yet again...would someone please tell Matthew to go away!!
The Old Gas Station
The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick.
Piled shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.
"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.
With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car.
Just like three gals before.
She tripped and fell -- got up,
and then In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.
Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.
A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set and then the devilish guy,
would stop his whittling long enough, to speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below struck terror, fright and fear
"Will you please use the other hole? We're painting under here"
The Old Gas Station
The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick.
Piled shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.
"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.
With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car.
Just like three gals before.
She tripped and fell -- got up,
and then In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.
Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.
A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set and then the devilish guy,
would stop his whittling long enough, to speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below struck terror, fright and fear
"Will you please use the other hole? We're painting under here"
***************************
Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when
Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush
as president or elect Kerry?"
"OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
flat patty's, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you
think that is?"
"Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea."
"Well then" said Little Tommy, How is it you feel qualified to discuss
who should run this country when you don't know shit?"
Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when
Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush
as president or elect Kerry?"
"OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
flat patty's, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you
think that is?"
"Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea."
"Well then" said Little Tommy, How is it you feel qualified to discuss
who should run this country when you don't know shit?"
Spicy Southern Belle
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bamagirl said:Good Morning ya'll and I have a visitor coming from the gulf yet again...would someone please tell Matthew to go away!!
Good afternoon Bama. Go Away Matthew! I don't know if that will work, but hey I gave it a shot.
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Hey guys! Just dropping in as per usual, but I'm not in the greatest of moods...
My car was broken into last night
My CD player was stolen, along with about $150 worth of CDs (granted that's like....10 to 15 cds, but still!!)
And about $5 in loose change.
That about sums it up...
My car was broken into last night
My CD player was stolen, along with about $150 worth of CDs (granted that's like....10 to 15 cds, but still!!)
And about $5 in loose change.
That about sums it up...
