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[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Evening everyone.

Hey, babe. Where were you last night?

 

[Harshaw]

Hey, babe. Where were you last night?

Counting sheep .....zzzz

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Counting sheep .....zzzz

Well don't that figure. I was drunk and horny. Could've used you last night...or should I say...you could've used me.

 

[Harshaw]

Well don't that figure. I was drunk and horny. Could've used you last night...or should I say...you could've used me.

Damn, I always miss the good stuff

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Damn, I always miss the good stuff

LOL...seems like it. No worries, though. I won't be able to get drunk for a long while. However...you should know by now that I'm ALWAYS horny.

 

[Harshaw]

LOL...seems like it. No worries, though. I won't be able to get drunk for a long while. However...you should know by now that I'm ALWAYS horny.

I'll remember that

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

I'll remember that

You do that, babe. It could come in real handy some time.

 

[Harshaw]

You do that, babe. It could come in real handy some time.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Knock, Knock. Anyone home?

 

[bamagirl]

Good Morning ya'll

 

[dimTye]

good morning!

I have my finals today, and then I've got nothing to do for a few weeks.

anyone wanna help keep me entertained?

 

[bamagirl]

good morning!

I have my finals today, and then I've got nothing to do for a few weeks.

anyone wanna help keep me entertained?

wanna ride down to southern bama?

 

[bamagirl]

ok here is a chuckle for ya


Uh - Oh... Little Bobby & The Maxi Pads
My mother taught me to read when I was three years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.I read the box in the cabinet.



I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen??? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for special occasions".


Now fast forward a few months...
It's Easter Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.


When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.


Then came mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!




My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.
"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"

 

[Harshaw]

LOL That was a good one Bama.

 

[bamagirl]

LOL That was a good one Bama.

 

[dimTye]

nice joke

And where in south 'bama?

 

[Jeremync]

Hi all I am a big guy from North Carolina looking for a BBW to chat (cyber or trade erotic stories) with.

Please contact me at Julushg@hotmail.com

I am 32 years old.

 

[Dodgeman_62206]

Thanks for the invite to this nice thread Bamagirl! Look forward to chatting with the sensual BBW's here? Love to email too, hint, hint

For all the beauties!

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Mornin everyone!

D-man, welcum, babe. I'm sure you'll like it here.

's and 's for everyone!

 

[bamagirl]

nice joke

And where in south 'bama?

glad you liked the joke
Im near Dothan

 

[bamagirl]

Thanks for the invite to this nice thread Bamagirl! Look forward to chatting with the sensual BBW's here? Love to email too, hint, hint

For all the beauties!

your welcome hun I hope you find what your looking for

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Hello people! Hope everyone is well.

 

[Jeremync]

any of you beautiful ladies like to chat with a big guy from nc?

 

[olivia drake]

Hey kids! Just peeking in....

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Hey kids! Just peeking in....

Hiya Olivia! And what are you doing up so late, Ms. Thang?