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Harshaw said:Too bad I'm not closer. Save money on batteries
Mmmmm....I can only imagine.
Be careful. Don't start something you can't finish. I'm horny enough as it is.
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Mmmmm....I can only imagine.
Be careful. Don't start something you can't finish. I'm horny enough as it is.
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Harshaw said:I usually try to finish what I start
Usually? Try? You need to work on that. It sould be "I always finish what I start.
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Harshaw said:I was trying to be humble sweetie. I could never leave you unsatisfied
Never? Hmmmm...well then we need to figure out a way to get you closer to me.
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Harshaw said:Thank God for the interstate
If you say so. I personally could do with it, but hey, that's just me.
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Harshaw said:Whatever gets me closer to you
Well then what are you waiting for? I'm alone, half naked and horny. All I gotta do is get my lil girl to bed and I'm all set.
Good Morning ya'll hope this puts a smile on your face
We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead.
It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
There came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have
good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, They assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - -
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead.
It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
There came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have
good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, They assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - -
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
sweetrapturedlight
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Hiya Bamagirl
Quite a funny date...thanks for posting that...
Chelle
Quite a funny date...thanks for posting that...
Chelle
Re: Hiya Bamagirl
I am glad you liked
I get a ton of jokes and some I can't resist posting the Ga thread use to get a bunch daily lol
If ya'll like em I will try to keep ya'll smiling
sweetrapturedlight said:Quite a funny date...thanks for posting that...
Chelle
I am glad you liked
I get a ton of jokes and some I can't resist posting the Ga thread use to get a bunch daily lol
If ya'll like em I will try to keep ya'll smiling
buxomberryblond
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Lovemplump, are you still seeking?
Hi everyone! I am new and wanted to get my name on the board.
So, Mr. Lovemplump, are you still seeking a curvacious goddess....or is alyone else? xx
Hi everyone! I am new and wanted to get my name on the board.
So, Mr. Lovemplump, are you still seeking a curvacious goddess....or is alyone else? xx
sweetrapturedlight
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hiya everyone
Yes Bamagirl...I'd like that
Hi Jay Jay....
I'm feeling kinda frisky tonight...hahahahhaha
Chelle Belle
Yes Bamagirl...I'd like that
Hi Jay Jay....
I'm feeling kinda frisky tonight...hahahahhaha
Chelle Belle
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Re: hiya everyone
Funny...I feel frisky every night. LOL
Sup everyone!
's to everyone.
sweetrapturedlight said:Yes Bamagirl...I'd like that
Hi Jay Jay....
I'm feeling kinda frisky tonight...hahahahhaha
Chelle Belle
Funny...I feel frisky every night. LOL
Sup everyone!
's to everyone.
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Harshaw said:Hey Sexy
Hey, baby. How ya doin?
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Harshaw said:
Do you really need to ask?
