See ya later

[April]

Well, I'm bored and horny, so I'm gonna go fuck my vibrator, which will relieve both those symptoms. Any volunteers to help?

 

[Merelan]

Me!!! Jumping up and down. And I am only an hour away!!!

 

[MrBates]

Is A Gentleman....

And as such, am *ALWAYS* ready, willing and able to help out a pretty lady in need......
MrB

 

[GuyJD]

Call me if you need my help April. I got lots of batteries.

 

[Guest]

Public Announcement

Please don't panic all citizens of Arkansas. The ground shaking is no earthquake. It's merely Mt April erupting. The gradual rise in tremors and slow decline in aftershocks will continue for sometime but is nothing to worry about.
The lava flows should threaten nobody and normal service should be resumed as soon as possible.
Likewise the power outages should cease as soon as Mt Aprils drain on the national grid ceases.